Daily Show Prep: Friday, May 17

Daily Show Prep: Friday, May 17

Hour 1

WHAT?! Scottie Scheffler was just led away in handcuffs at the PGA Championship 👀

The internet is clowning the cops who arrested the #1 golfer on the planet this morning. I compiled the funniest reactions for y’all ✊

Interview: Brie on Granny Ripper


Hour 2

District 49 race to be recounted

Houston-Area Judge Orders Election Redo in 2022 Race Due to 1,430 Illegal Votes

Indicted Sen. Menendez Blames Cancer-Stricken Wife for Bribery


Hour 3

Harrison Butker’s WOMEN’S jersey is completely sold out in the NFL store as the Left continues to freakout over his pro-Catholic speech

Black Studies Professor Claims Romance Is White Supremacy

Study: Risk of suicide increases 12x after “gender-affirming” surgery … is anyone surprised?

Greg Abbott pardons vet Daniel Perry in shooting of rifle-wielding BLM protester

‘One Less Car’: How this country is encouraging green mobility

Daily Show Prep: Friday, May 17

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, May 16

Hour 1

House Judiciary votes to hold Garland in contempt


Hour 2

Rep. Dan Goldman, Client of Judge Merchan’s Daughter, Says He Prepped Michael Cohen Testimony

Interview: Rep. Jim Banks on Steven Crowder’s exclusive DEI story about the US Navy

1 candidate disqualified from Fort Wayne City Council caucus

COURT DOCS: Child care employee charged, accused of being intoxicated and battering child with autism

‘They took our dream’ | USDA funding cut leaves Fort Wayne residents without homes

Speaking of failing up …

So… much… equity! Diversity exec gets 5 years for stealing millions from Facebook and Nike

HEALTH ALERT: DOCTOR INTRODUCES MUCH-NEEDED ALTERNATIVE TO CORRUPT AMERICAN DIABETES ASSOCIATION

Climate Change May Worsen Health Conditions Like Dementia, Epilepsy, Depression, Study Suggests

Climate change is affecting mental health literally everywhere


Hour 3

In complete disregard of The Cube Rule, Indiana judge rules that tacos and burritos are sandwiches

Tortas are Mexican sandwiches. Tacos and burritos are not.

“Up to a third” of illegal immigrants are registered to vote, according to new study: “Potentially high enough to overturn the will of the American people”

Indiana AG sues former sheriff Jamey Noel and family for $3.1 million, asks to freeze all assets

Michael Cohen’s Ex-Lawyer Accuses Him of Perjury in Trump Trial

Panel of attorneys tell Jake Tapper why Alvin Bragg’s case against Trump is doomed: ‘The prosecution hasn’t met its burden’

Don’t Buy The Spin: Americans Are Getting Poorer While Prices Keep Going Up

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, May 15

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, May 15

Hour 1

JOE BIDEN CHALLENGES DONALD TRUMP TO DEBATE IN A VIDEO THAT NEEDS TO BE SEEN TO BE BELIEVED (UPDATED)


Hour 2

Mike Pence Sought Public Funds as 2024 Presidential Bid Collapsed

Biden plans executive order to shut down border once crossings reach 4,000 per day — despite saying he needs Congress to act

NEW STUDY CLAIMS COOKING YOUR OWN FOOD CAUSES, YOU GUESSED IT, CLIMATE CHANGE

BILL GATES IS AT IT AGAIN, NOW HE HAS A VACCINE THAT WILL STOP COWS FROM FARTING AND DESTROYING THE PLANET

Snopes Reverses ‘Fact Check’ after Ashley Biden Confirms Diary Is Real


Hour 3

Hemingway: If You Don’t Speak Out Against Democrat Lawfare, You Have No Future In The GOP

Ohio purges ‘non-citizens’ from state voter rolls, calls on Biden admin for data ahead of 2024 election

Convicted Florida Sex Offender Voted Illegally 18 Times Over Three Decades: REPORT

‘FBI Kept PUSHING’: Damning Thread Shows Just How Involved the FBI Really WAS in Plot to ‘Fednap’ Whitmer

BoA ‘De-Banks’ Whitmer Kidnap Conspiracy Documentarian

Biden compares lives lost in the line of duty to the death of his son (again), this time at the National Peace Officers’ Memorial Service

Daily Show Prep: Friday, May 17

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, May 15

Hour 1

UN revises Gaza death toll, almost 50% less women and children killed than previously reported

Alvin Bragg Deleted Phone Call Records Of Michael Cohen And Stormy Daniels’ Lawyer

‘Mr. Fix-It’ Michael Cohen bombs on the stand, offers no new evidence to convict Trump

‘Kangaroo Court’: Denying Mistrial Over Stormy Daniels’ Testimony Is One Of Many Mistakes By Judge, Legal Experts Say

Interview: Tuesday Tithe with Pastor Lucas Miles


Hour 2

California teens awarded over $1 million after wrongly expulsion for alleged blackface

Shrimp’s Carbon Footprint Is 10 Times Greater Than Beef’s

Daily Show Prep: Friday, May 17

Daily Show Prep: Friday, May 10

Hour 1

Princeton Hunger Strikers Now Complaining School Officials Aren’t Monitoring Their Medical Condition

White House insists Israel is getting ‘everything they need’ after Biden halts arms shipment

Johnson pushes bill on voter ID requirements — flanked by Trump allies who challenged 2020 election

🚨 Every single Democrat in the House just voted for illegal immigrants to count towards representation in Congress and the Electoral College


Hour 2

Biden: I’ve Had Best Run of Creating Jobs and Lowering Inflation Ever, ‘It Was 9% When I Came Into Office’

Current US Inflation Rates: 2000-2024

WATCH: JOE BIDEN CONTINUES TO SHOW AMERICANS WHY THEY HATE HIM WITH HIS NEW COMMENTS ON GROCERY PRICES

Biden Gets Busted on Big Lie in Wisconsin With New, Ridiculous Tall Tale

Seven Blatant Biden LIES ABC, CBS, NBC Refuse to Report

Rep. Miller: BLS is Cooking Jobs Reports to Make Biden’s Economy Look Better

JUST IN: Republicans Score Massive Election Integrity Victory In Georgia

AstraZeneca pulls COVID-19 vaccine from global markets

US Government Prepared to Drop 100M Jabs for a Disease That Isn’t Even a Thing Yet

Chris Cuomo says he is taking ivermectin, says we were given “bad information” during the pandemic and wonders why 👀

Lucid, Tesla, Rivian, and Fisker Have Another No Good Very Bad Day