Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, July 31

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, July 31

Hour 1

Coronation Complete: Harris Sole Candidate to Qualify for DNC Roll Call

Report: Kamala Harris Will Hold First Rally With Running Mate Next Week After Announcement

Video: Megan Thee Stallion Performs Song About Her ‘Fat Pu**y’ at Kamala Harris Campaign Rally

Video of People Leaving Kamala Harris’ Rally DURING the Speech Indicates Many Weren’t There for HER

Olympians Fly In Emergency Eggs And Meat To Cope With ‘Vegan Olympics’

Aussie Swimming Star Slams ‘Ridiculous’ Woke Olympics Village Schemes, ‘Cost Her a Record’

Polish sports journalist dismissed from Olympics coverage for describing John Lennon’s “Imagine” as “a vision of communism”

John Lennon’s song “Imagine” has been described as “virtually the communist manifesto” by Lennon himself

This Texas school allows seniors to paint murals in their parking spots, but two students are being forced to paint over theirs 🤔


Hour 2

Terrorist Simps: Networks Whine About Israel Sending Terror Leaders to Hell

Officer fatally shoots armed man on Indiana college campus


Hour 3

Why does the FBI keep lying about the attempted assassination of Trump?

Doctors pull 26-inch EEL out of a man’s backside after he forced the live creature into his anus (along with a lemon)… and it started to bite his large intestine

Daily Show Prep: July 30

Daily Show Prep: July 30

Hour 1

Rep. Banks retweets about ‘illegals’ in South Bend. Mayor says they were lawful residents.

Casey inquired about the status of the migrants from the buses.

This is their response. They didn’t answer the questions.

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FLASHBACK:

Judicial Watch Sues Pete Buttigieg’s City Administration for Records of ID Cards Created to Help Illegal Aliens

City, Regional Partnership, and Nonprofit Partners Launch South Bend Regional Welcoming Plan and New American Economic Impact Data

Tuesday Tithe


Hour 2

Go Home Kam-Kam, You’re DRUNK: Transcript of Kamala Immigration/GOP Speech ACCIDENTALLY Hilarious

So ‘BUS-TED’! Kamala Harris ‘Wheel-y’ Bad Electric Bus Bet Wasted Billions of Dollars

Kamala Harris Has Promised to Ban Fracking but Now That’s Just a ‘Trump Accusation’

Disney World gets rid of drunken bear “Liver Lips McGrowl” because it’s racist and might offend alcoholics


Hour 3

Over 200 plant species to be renamed because they are [checks notes] racist

Troubling Incident at Kamala Harris PA Rally Raises Concerns About That Whole ‘Saving Democracy’ Thing

Embarrassing: MSNBC Contributor Faceplants After Trying to Hit JD Vance With a Wildly False Accusation

Gets Even WORSE for Kamala Harris: Dems Were Calling on KAMALA to Step Down Earlier This Year (Watch)

X took away the government “gray check” badge from Venezuela’s dictator after his election shenanigans

Daily Show Prep: Monday, July 29

Daily Show Prep: Monday, July 29

Hour 1

US debt reaches $35 trillion 🍾

Leaked text messages between Trump rally countersnipers show they were aware of shooter 90 MINUTES beforehand

New video shows building where Trump shooter was perched being surrounded by cops while Trump was allowed to remain on stage

Guess what is suggested when you try to Google Trump’s assassination attempt? That’s right, nothing.

CIA denies claims that Trump shooter was part of MKUltra mind control program (come see the comments)

Tech company pulls Olympics advertising after opening ceremony display many deem to be anti-Christian

The opening ceremony at the Olympics parodied the Last Supper with drag queens and an obese woman in an aureole

“Very Ballsy”: Eagle-Eyed Viewers Spot Performer’s “Scrotum” At Paris Olympics

The Olympic Village is already running out of meat and eggs because officials are pushing plant-based foods on the athletes 😬


Hour 2


Hour 3

On his way out, Biden is pushing Congress to impose term limits and “code of conduct” for Supreme Court

Harris Campaign Admits to Misleading Voters on Trump, Project 2025

The FBI confirmed that, yes, Trump was shot. But Blue Anon is still insisting that they need more evidence

Mayor Pete made the rounds this weekend to claim crime is down so let’s school him, shall we?

REPORT: 3 Suspected Palestinian Terror Suspects Caught After Illegally Crossing Border into California

Charges Dropped Against D.C. Rioters Who Assaulted Cops & Vandalized Property

Daily Show Prep: Friday, July 26

Daily Show Prep: Friday, July 26

Hour 1

Fact-Check: Liberal Media Have a Field Day LYING About JD Vance’s Parenthood Comments

Can boneless wings include bones? High court weighs in


Hour 2

Credit card delinquency rates hit worst level since 2012 in new Fed study

A 134-Year-Old American Furniture Chain Closing Down All 553 Stores

FBI Director Goes Conspiratorial on Trump Shooting. Trump Responds

Rep. Ronny Jackson: Trump Hit by Bullet, Nothing Else

Wikipedia Scrubs All Mention of Kamala as ‘Border Czar’ Now that Democrats Decreed It Never Existed

The Trump Effect: Ukraine Says It Is ‘Willing and Ready’ for Dialogue with Russia

Russia Suddenly Open to Peace Talks With Ukraine After Biden Drops Out of 2024 Race

Democrat Lawmakers Receive Talking Points On How To Discuss Kamala Harris’ Role At The Border


Hour 3

Kamala Harris’s Tax Plan Is a Testament to the GOP’s Success

Where Does Kamala Harris Stand on Taxes?

FCC pursues new rules for AI in political ads, but changes may not take effect before the election