Daily Show Prep: Friday, May 17

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WHAT?! Scottie Scheffler was just led away in handcuffs at the PGA Championship 👀

The internet is clowning the cops who arrested the #1 golfer on the planet this morning. I compiled the funniest reactions for y’all ✊

: Brie on Granny Ripper


Hour 2

District 49 race to be recounted

Houston-Area Judge Orders Election Redo in 2022 Race Due to 1,430 Illegal Votes

Indicted Sen. Menendez Blames Cancer-Stricken Wife for Bribery


Hour 3

Harrison Butker’s WOMEN’S jersey is completely sold out in the NFL store as the Left continues to freakout over his pro-Catholic speech

Black Studies Professor Claims Romance Is White Supremacy

Study: Risk of suicide increases 12x after “gender-affirming” surgery … is anyone surprised?

Greg Abbott pardons vet Daniel Perry in shooting of rifle-wielding BLM protester

‘One Less Car’: How this country is encouraging green mobility

Daily Show Prep: Monday, May 13

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Republican VP Hopeful JD Vance Shows Up at Court for Trump

That little lesson from Panama’s election for lawfare-obsessed Democrats

CNN, Other Warner Bros. Discovery Networks See Advertising Plunge 11 Percent as Viewership Plummets

HOW BAD IS THE BIDEN BORDER CRISIS? CNN’S FAREED ZAKARIA JUST CALLED FOR BIDEN TO BRING BACK TRUMP’S POLICIES

‘My God’: CNN Data Guru Says Sun Belt Polling Is ‘Absolute Disaster’ For Joe Biden

Biden Admin Wants Israeli Forces To ‘Get Out Of Gaza,’ Secretary Blinken Says

ABC’s Mary Bruce Invents Weird New ‘Anti-Semitic Trope’ With Which To Smear Trump

Biden slammed by tsunami of backlash after claiming ‘we leave no one behind’

Jen Psaki Forced to Admit AND Correct BLATANT, Shameful Lie She Told to Protect Biden in Her New Book


Hour 2

legit got by , finally.

PATRIOTIC AND PETTY! MAN’S RESPONSE TO COMPLAINTS ABOUT HIS BOAT IN HIS DRIVEWAY GOES VIRAL, “I LIKE TO MAKE A POLITICAL STATEMENT”

: Tim from Party

The Congressional candidate everyone in the GOP is talking about


Hour 3

BREAKING: Black Marine Charged w/ Planning Mass Shooting against ‘Privileged White People’

Report: Pentagon Orders Withdrawal from Niger

Report: Biological Male Represented by ACLU Rapes Inmate in Female Prison

Two Zelenskky Ministers Sacked Following Multi-Million Dollar Corruption Scandal

Sen. Lee Blasts Biden: Withholding Terrorists’ Location from Israel Is ‘Extortion’

Iranian lawmaker declares Tehran obtained nuclear bombs

OpenAI drops “omnimodel” that can watch what you’re doing, understand your emotions, and respond. I guarantee you won’t believe this is a machine talking.

Pelosi says 2016 election was “hijacked” during Oxford Union debate with Mumford & Sons guitarist

Daily Show Prep: Friday, May 17

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Princeton Hunger Strikers Now Complaining School Officials Aren’t Monitoring Their Medical Condition

White House insists Israel is getting ‘everything they need’ after Biden halts arms shipment

Johnson pushes bill on voter ID requirements — flanked by Trump allies who challenged 2020 election

🚨 Every single Democrat in the House just voted for illegal immigrants to count towards representation in Congress and the Electoral College


Hour 2

Biden: I’ve Had Best Run of Creating Jobs and Lowering Inflation Ever, ‘It Was 9% When I Came Into Office’

Current US Inflation Rates: 2000-2024

WATCH: JOE BIDEN CONTINUES TO SHOW AMERICANS WHY THEY HATE HIM WITH HIS NEW COMMENTS ON GROCERY PRICES

Biden Gets Busted on Big Lie in Wisconsin With New, Ridiculous Tall Tale

Seven Blatant Biden LIES ABC, CBS, NBC Refuse to Report

Rep. Miller: BLS is Cooking Jobs Reports to Make Biden’s Economy Look Better

JUST IN: Republicans Score Massive Election Integrity Victory In Georgia

AstraZeneca pulls COVID-19 vaccine from global markets

US Government Prepared to Drop 100M Jabs for a Disease That Isn’t Even a Thing Yet

Chris Cuomo says he is taking ivermectin, says we were given “bad information” during the pandemic and wonders why 👀

Lucid, Tesla, Rivian, and Fisker Have Another No Good Very Bad Day

Daily Show Prep: Friday, May 17

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Who’s really behind all the negative ads in the Republican primary for Congress?

: Andy Rutten is running for

April Jobs Report Shows Native-Born American Workers Are ‘Left Behind.’


Hour 2

Interview: Wendy Davis is running for Indiana CD-3

Biden administration mum on report of withheld military support to Israel

IDF Urges Rafah Evacuations; Drops Flyers in Gaza; Attack Imminent

Three IDF Soldiers Killed by Hamas Rockets at Border Crossing Biden Demanded Israel Open

Interview: Tim Chair of the . Joseph County Libertarian Party and -10 Senate

Indiana residents see property tax assessments spike nearly 50%


Hour 3

Interview: Hill is running for Indiana governor

Solar and agriculture are at a crossroads in Maine

Interview: Randy Figg is running for for St. Joseph

How To Talk To Your Normie Neighbor About Election Integrity

Daily Show Prep: Friday, May 17

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DEA Agrees To Reclassify Marijuana Under Federal Law, AP Reports

Indiana leaders reassess marijuana stance as DEA proposes historic reclassification

States rethink data centers as ‘electricity hogs’ strain the grid

Captain Obvious paid visit to . bad he won’t come to .

VEGANS ARE NOW GOING AFTER YOUR POOCHES FOOD, CLAIMS THERE IS “COMPELLING” RESEARCH FOR DOGS TO EAT A VEG DIET


Hour 2

Second Boeing Whistleblower Dies Suddenly

Peloton CEO Is Stepping Down, Fitness Company To Cut Workforce By 15%

WATCH: MSNBC STOOGE CUTS UNINTENTIONAL TRUMP AD, CLAIMS SHE AND HER JOURNALISMER COLLEAGUES WILL DISAPPEAR WHEN TRUMP WINS

MSNBC hosts laments campus protests because they might lead to “next Reagan era”

Megyn Kelly wants to know why so many woke protesters are “unattractive” and there was actually an interesting study on that

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Researchers find a ‘liberal gene’


Hour 3

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Jim Banks: Stand with Pamela Whitten against IU’s radical, immature faculty

UCLA Hamas protestors told the cops to leave and then were upset the cops didn’t save them from frat boys.

Leftist Protesters and Right-Wing Counterprotesters Break Into “F— Joe Biden” Chants

Dem Fundraising Platform ActBlue Takes a Cut of Donations to Michigan State University’s Anti-Israel Tent Encampment

Oct. 7 terror attack victims file suit against several U.S. groups alleging collaboration with Hamas

Wind energy industry produced less power in 2023, despite having increased total generation capacity

Guess Where a Cyberattack Just Took down the Voter Registration System

PLANNED PARENTHOOD STOPS PROVIDING A DISABLED PATIENT MEDICAL CARE AFTER SHE WORE A SHIRT THAT SAYS “ADULT HUMAN FEMALE”

Planned Parenthood took $1.8B in taxpayer money in 3 years— with $90M from COVID loans: feds