Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, March 12

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Hour 1

Casey meant to talk the GOP gubernatorial but just up ranting Holcomb.

: Lucas Miles for Tuesday Tithe


Hour 2

Here is an update on the white Missouri girl who had her head cracked on the pavement. You won’t believe how woke her school district is.

California study: Attempted-suicide rate among men who had gender surgery was “twice as high” as it was before operation 👀

Hoo boy: Colorado’s top government DNA analyst allegedly “manipulated evidence for years,” possibly affecting more than 600 criminal cases

CVS Makes Future Managers Confess Their Privilege, Promises Not to Promote Merely on Merit

NOT SATIRE: Woke magazine asks “where are all the black people” in TV drama on Japanese history 💀


Hour 3

Transcript from documents probe contradicts Biden’s account of exchange with Hur over son’s death

Special counsel Hur squares off with White House, says Biden ‘willfully retained’ classified memos

Notice how she tries to talk over him once he corrects her that he didn’t exonerate .

Biden special counsel Robert Hur’s resignation from DOJ makes his testimony “even more problematic”

Yes, Hur resigned from the . This prevents them from controlling his . He is now to give his testimony as he sees fit.

My favorite part of this Special Counsel transcript showing Biden’s senility is when the president basically said “my Corvette goes BRRRR” 😂

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, March 12

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WATCH: JOE BIDEN MESSES UP LAKEN RILEY’S NAME, BUT THE REAL CRIME FOR DEMS IS CALLING THE ILLEGAL WHO KILLED HER AN “ILLEGAL”

At least 5 killed after airdropped aid falls on them in Gaza

The Right’s Big Night

Biden’s SOTU: A Big F You

Third Party Candidates Widening Trump’s Lead Over Biden


Hour 2

After a thousand years, population decline has ended Japan’s “naked man” festival

Gold Star mom surprises CNN anchor after revealing Biden hasn’t reached out to her family

DOUBLE UP ‘Make up your mind,’ Walmart self-checkout user says after being forced to show both ID at kiosk and receipt at exit

Whale that vanished from Atlantic over 200 years ago spotted off Massachusetts: ‘Shouldn’t exist’

22 Investigates: Why Indiana is quickly emerging as a hotspot for large-scale data centers


Hour 3

explains how turned blue and how similar situation is .

Evansville’s 3D Printed Gun Case Sparks Federal Investigation

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, March 12

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Indianapolis abortion provider Dr. Caitlin Bernard to attend State of the Union

I bet doesn’t mention she exploited child for fame and delayed authorities from investigating her , or that her was her ‘s live- boyfriend and an .

Allen County homicide rates nearly double their average by this point in the year

South Bend native Karrah Herring making Indiana history


Hour 2

Bill Allowing Disabled Veterans to Collect Full Benefits Gets New Push from Supporters on Capitol Hill

Jim Jordan Tees Off At Hearing After Democrat Says There Are ‘Limits’ To Free Speech

Blue collar town rocked as nation’s oldest gun manufacturer flees for red state: ‘Can’t erase history’


Hour 3

Interview: .

These Indiana cities will pay you big bucks to move there

https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1765864175392227813

Biden official admits devastating controlled burn of derailed East Palestine train cars wasn’t necessary

Daily Show Prep: Wed, March 6

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Nikki Haley ends presidential campaign with ‘no regrets,’ ceding GOP nomination to Trump

‘TROUNCED’: Donald Trump Rips Nikki Haley After She Refused to Endorse Him

Nikki Haley Spends More than $114M to Only Win VT, D.C.

Dems’ Plan B?: Biden Defeated in Huge Primary Upset by Dark-Horse Jason Palmer

Buttigieg: Biden Didn’t Axe Effective Trump Border Policies, Just Family Separation, ‘Our Economy Is Pulling People’

Biden claims he and the Democrats want to fix the border. I guess he forgot that he terminated the border emergency on his first day in office!

BIDEN ADMINISTRATION ACTIONS THAT HAVE UNDERMINED BORDER SECURITY AND ENCOURAGED ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION

Texas Rep. Tony Gonzales forced into GOP runoff against influencer Brandon Herrera


Hour 2

Indiana law dictates what happens if mayor resigns

Cuomo Subpoenaed for COVID-Era Nursing-Home Deaths

Wisdom

Doritos Fires Trans Ambassador after Disturbing Tweet about 12-Year-Old


Hour 3

VIDEO: Woke Methodist pastor caught drawing swastika on Jewish neighbor’s grocery delivery 😭

He had to publicly note that TOE LICKING is not allowed.

Hacker Forum Post Claims UnitedHealth Paid $22 Million Ransom in Bid to Recover Data

War of the ‘Whistleblowers’: Tony Bobulinski Sues Cassidy Hutchinson for Libel

Renault Award: Plastic Makers Lied About Recycling for Decades

President Joe Biden Announces Cap of All Credit Card Late Fees at $8

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, March 12

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Despite legal rulings, John Rust again turns to court for GOP Senate primary ballot access

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/u-s-army-slashes-thousands-of-jobs/

COLLEGE MAKES UP SHINY NEW MICROAGGRESSION: LOOKING AT SERVICE DOGS (OH, AND IT’S HURTFUL TO SAY “HEY GUYS”)

Elkhart/Goshen joins Fort Wayne and Lafayette area as top emerging housing markets

The Story of the Self-Immolating U.S. Serviceman Just Took a Strange Turn


Hour 2

Panera Bread exempt from California’s $20 minimum wage law after owner donated to Gov. Newsom: report

In Bump Stock Arguments, Constitution-Hating Justices Prove They Have No Idea How Guns Work

Leave it to NPR to helpfully explain how a fun Leap Year tradition is “actually intended to ridicule women” with “false empowerment”

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/list-of-layoffs-in-2024-so-far/

Hour 3

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A Willy Wonka “immersive experience” turned out to be a partially decorated warehouse. Some parents were so angry, they called the police.

In win for Paxton, court declares $1.7 trillion federal omnibus was passed unconstitutionally

What were members of the U.S. Congressional Progressive Caucus doing in Havana?

Group aiming to defund disinformation tries to drain Fox News of online advertising

Advertisers won’t be guilted into funding news

Study Finds Majority of Patients With Long COVID Were Vaccinated