Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, Sept. 18

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, Sept. 18

Hour 1

NEW: Hezbollah walkie-talkies blow up across Lebanon one day after Israel detonated hundreds of pagers 👀

Poll: 28% of Democrats say America would’ve been better off if Donald Trump had been assassinated, and that’s not all

No, explosives were not found near Trump’s NY rally. Here’s what happened.

REP. JIM BANKS: America Can Only Move Forward Once We Defeat The Left’s Radicalism

Shelton’s Farm Market closing in 2025 after 77 years in business

Here’s what investigators found at the wreck site, just several hundred yards from the Titanic:


Hour 2

19 Iranian Revolutionary Guardsmen Die In Syria From Exploding Pagers: REPORT

Tim Walz’s Effort to Explain Why Harris Can Relate to Middle Class Struggles is a MASSIVE Fail

What First Amendment? Gavin Newsom Gets His Butt Handed to Him Over CA Law Outlawing Political Parody Ads

History of Teamsters donations to Democrats


Hour 3

The Foundation For Government Accountability breaks down the integrity cracks in the U.S. election system as House takes up SAVE Act again.

Arizona Finds 100,000 Voters Lacking Citizenship Proof On Wrong List After Catching Noncitizen On Voter Rolls

New Public Database Will Let Anyone In Swing States See How Their Neighbors Are Voting

Facebook Censors Federalist Report On Springfield Goose-Hunting With Chinese-Funded ‘Fact Checker’

Indiana Attorney General sues sheriff over immigration policy

Secret Service falsely assured locals they would ‘take care of’ building where would-be assassin Thomas Crooks shot Trump

Neuralink receives FDA fast track for device that “will enable even those who have lost both eyes and their optic nerve to see”

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, Feb. 1

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, Feb. 1

Hour 1

LOL! Poor snowflake.

Video shows Indiana lawmaker showing holstered gun to students who were advocating for gun control

Meanwhile …

Elliott pushes for more armed politicians at Statehouse

Gavin Newsom Witnesses Brazen Shoplifting Firsthand, Rages Against Cashier When She Gives Explanation

DISGRACEFUL: Biden DRAGGED for Lying About Son’s Death to Parents of Soldier Who Died in Syria (Watch)

Biden Sexual Assault Accuser Files $10M Lawsuit Against DOJ


Hour 2

Capitol Police Say No Charges For Dem Staffer Who Allegedly Filmed Gay Sex In Senate Office Building

Volvo, an Early Electric Car Adopter, Cuts off Funding for EV Affiliate Polestar — 2nd Update

Crash tests indicate nation’s guardrail system can’t handle heavy electric vehicles

59 Democrats vote with Republicans passing bill to deport illegal immigrants who committed DUIs

They don’t yet have the votes

Inside Kevin McCarthy’s vengeance operation against the Republicans who fired him

Terror Groups Evacuate Their Positions After Biden Admin Tips Them Off To Their Plans


Hour 3

Interview: Rep. Jim Banks

Fani Willis Axed Employee Who Blew Whistle on Misuse of Federal Funds

The Left Hates Anything That Brings Joy: Board Games Now ‘Uphold Colonial Narratives’

Daily Show Prep: Thurs, June 16

Daily Show Prep: Thurs, June 16

Hour 1

https://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2022/06/16/thats-not-science-thats-conjecture-sen-rand-paul-lights-up-dr-fauci-again/

FLASHBACK: Report raises concerns about suboptimal vaccine antibodies erasing natural immunity

URGENT: OMG the Pfizer data for kids under 5

Covid vaccines will keep you from acquiring full immunity EVEN IF YOU ARE INFECTED AND RECOVER

COVID19 vaccines are killing younger people and killing them sooner

Another US Food Processing Plant Erupts In Flames

Abbott baby formula plant floods in Michigan, halting production for ‘weeks’

Churches, Pro-Life Organizations Attacked 41 Times in Past 6 Weeks

Group claims responsibility for attacks on pregnancy centers


Hour 2

WATCH: Anti-gun protesters at March for Our Lives don’t know what an AR-15 is

They are coming for your guns, not just rifles.

A Supreme Court justice’s solution to gun violence: Repeal Second Amendment

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If Democrats were actually serious about gun control, they’d repeal the 2nd Amendment

Chalkbeat launches tool for journalists to choose sources based on identity

Oregon’s drug decriminalization effort a ‘tragedy’


Hour 3

Lauren Boebert to sue Democrat PAC that attacked her with ‘blatantly false and disgusting accusations’

ISIS leader captured in U.S.-led raid in Syria

New Money for Troops Ordered to Move Out of Barracks Approved Following Airman’s Suggestion

Here are the veterans who will benefit from Congress’ sweeping toxic exposure bill

Fans told Lizzo a word in her song was offensive. She changed the lyrics.

Show Prep: Mon, Nov. 23

Show Prep: Mon, Nov. 23

New Research Shows 40% Of Millennials Think The Government Should Censor People Who Make ‘Offensive’ Statements

Latest: 17 injured, witness recalls 50 shots in Sunday shooting at Bunny Friend Park; live video of NOPD press conference at 2 p.m. | The New Orleans Advocate — New Orleans, Louisiana

Parents Face Fines for Kids’ Repeated Bullying Behavior | Parenting

In an effort to make parents accountable for their kids’ bullying, one Wisconsin town is enacting fines on parents for their kids’ repeated bad behavior.

Antibiotic resistance: World on cusp of ‘post-antibiotic era’ – BBC News

“If MCR-1 becomes global, which is a case of when not if, and the gene aligns itself with other antibiotic resistance genes, which is inevitable, then we will have very likely reached the start of the post-antibiotic era.

Clinton Goes after Laugh Factory Comedians for Making Fun of Her – Judicial Watch

In what appears to be a first for a serious presidential contender, Hillary Clinton’s campaign is going after five comedians who made fun of the former Secretary of State in standup skits at a popular Hollywood comedy club.

After Ohio Bakery’s ‘Politically Incorrect’ Front-Door Sign Goes Viral, Staffers Describe How Customers Have Reacted | TheBlaze.com

“We say Merry Christmas, God bless America, we salute our flag & give thanks to our troops, police officers and firefighters. If this offends you, you are welcome to leave. In God we trust.”

Obama’s VA Facility Bans Christmas Trees and ‘Merry Christmas’

President Barack Obama’s Department of Veterans Affairs has banned employees at its facility in Salem, Virginia, from saying “Merry Christmas” to veterans.

Russia destroys 472 ISIS targets in Syria bombing missions over the weekend | Daily Mail Online

Russian air force flew 141 bombing raids over Syria this weekend, destroying almost 500 ISIS targets in the country

Russia Sends France A Puppy To Replace Diesel, The Police Dog That Died In Raid After Paris Attacks

Russian Interior Minister Vladimir Kolokoltsev said the offering was a “sign of solidarity with the people and police of France.” He shared a picture of the puppy on Twitter and wrote a letter to France saying, “I ask you to accept from Russia’s police dog handlers this shepherd puppy, who will be able to take his place in the ranks of Diesel, your dog who died doing his duty.”

South Bend Mayor Pete Buttigieg among 3 Indiana mayors signing letter supporting Syrian refugees – 953MNC.com

Three Indiana mayors are among 62 U.S. mayors who’ve signed an open letter supporting the resettlement of Syrian refugees in the United States.

Federal Law Enforcement: ‘No Effective Means’ to Block ‘Prospective Terrorists Hidden Among Throngs of Refugees’ | TheBlaze.com

“The truth of the matter is there is no effective means or magical litmus test to assess prospective terrorists hidden among the throngs of refugees applying for entry into the United States,” said Nathan Catura, president of the Federal Law Enforcement Officers Association.

China declares war on ISIS after terrorists claim to have executed Chinese hostage – Mirror Online

China will join the war on ISIS after four of its citizens were killed by Islamist terror groups in two separate attacks this week.

Report: Canada to Exclude Single Men from Syrian Refugee Welcome Plan | TheBlaze.com

In an effort to prevent the infiltration of terrorists, the Canadian government is set to limit its Syrian refugee acceptance program to only women, children and families, the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation reported Sunday night.

Obama Blocking 75 Percent of Air Strikes Against ISIS

The Washington Free Beacon is reporting that U.S. military pilots fighting against the Islamic State in Iraq were blocked from dropping 75 percent of their ordnance on terror targets because the Obama administration would not give clearance to launch a strike.

Barack Obama Dropped Leaflets- Gave ISIS 45 Minutes Before Bombing Them – The Gateway Pundit

The worst part is that this is Obama’s version of an “escalation”. He could have taken out ISIS tanker trucks a long time ago, but then the drivers would have died. (Via J.E. Dyer)

Jordan’s King Abdullah: This Is a War ‘Within Islam’

President Obama, Secretary of State John Kerry and Democratic presidential frontrunner Hillary Clinton can’t bring themselves to publicly acknowledge that Islam and “Muslims” are inextricably linked to terrorism. Remarkably, however, one Muslim world leader has no problem in speaking openly about the war “within Islam.”

OFFICIAL: 3 SYRIANS WITH FAKE IDS DETAINED IN ST. MAARTEN…

Three Syrians traveling with fake Greek passports are being held in the Dutch Caribbean island of St. Maarten, authorities said, while officials in the Central American nation of Honduras reported detaining a Syrian and two Pakistanis traveling by bus Saturday.

DHS Knew Illegal Aliens Falsely Claimed “Credible Fear” to Stay in U.S. – Judicial Watch

The Obama administration let hundreds of illegal immigrants stay in the U.S. even though federal authorities knew in advance that an open borders group coached them to falsely claim “credible fear” to get asylum, according to documents obtained by Judicial Watch from the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).

Congress Learned Of Syrian Refugees Entering The U.S. Just Recently

The Obama administration did not tell Congress, until recently, that Syrian Refugees were arriving in Louisiana. According to a House Homeland Security Committee aide, Congress did not know about 13 Syrian refugees who arrived in New Orleans over the past two fiscal years until it was reported by a local news outlet 10 days ago.

MAFIA WARNS ISIS, OFFERS NYC PROTECTION…

The son of a New York mob boss has given Islamic State a stark warning, saying if they are planning any attacks in New York, they will have to contend with the Sicilian mafia. The notorious crime syndicate say they want to do their bit to protect locals.

Asylum Seekers Buying Fake Taliban Threat Letters to Get Into Europe

Afghan asylum seekers are buying fake Taliban threat letters in order to get into Europe.

Labor Department throws football party, but bans Redskins jerseys – Washington Times

There was only stipulation: no Washington Redskins jerseys, paraphernalia or memorabilia.

Daily Show Prep: Friday, Feb. 26

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) called his state an “oasis of freedom” on Friday during his speech to CPAC.

U.S. airstrike hits Iran-backed militias in Syria

https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2021/02/26/awkward-sleepy-joes-old-tweet-attacking-trump-for-starting-another-war-in-the-middle-east-aged-almost-as-badly-as-he-has/

https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2021/02/26/no-mean-tweets-though-right-cenk-uygur-whines-about-his-serious-buyers-remorse-with-biden-and-its-absolutely-delicious/

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https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2021/02/26/gonna-circle-back-jen-psakis-2017-tweet-trashing-trump-over-syrian-airstrikes-sooo-bad-both-ilhan-omar-and-kennedy-blast-her-for-it/

Judge rules Arizona’s Maricopa County must turn over 2.1 million November ballots to state Senate

Maricopa County Releases Junk Audit Reports – 12% Ballot Adjudication and Dominion Employee’s Use of Prohibited Orange External Drive Omitted from Report

Democrats’ $1.9 trillion relief bill would trigger $36 billion in Medicare cuts in 2022, says CBO


Hour 2

Open Lines

LinkedIn Removes Racist ‘Be Less White’ Diversity Training, Releases Statement Following Backlash


Hour 3

Whitmer Refuses to Answer Questions About Nursing Home Policy

Gretchen Whitmer Loads ‘Council on Climate Solutions’ with Donors, Utility Lobbyist, Dark Money Group Exec

Five Oregon counties to vote on leaving state, escaping to ‘Greater Idaho’

Rep. Stefanik: Now New Yorkers Know Gov. Cuomo Is a ‘Criminal Sexual Predator’

UNEXPECTEDLY: NBC, CBS, NBC avoid explosive sexual harassment claims against Andrew Cuomo on evening news broadcasts. CNN and MSNBC also declined to address the scandal on their air Wednesday.