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Watch this girl absolutely melt after she’s snubbed by President Biden

Biden’s big interview did NOT go well, and we have all the lowlights

Joe Biden Takes Jab At Donald Trump: “I’ll Beat Him Again In 2020” 🥴

Biden Incoherently Attempts to Make His Case to Stay in the Race on Morning Joe

Brace for Incoherent Venting! An Angry President Biden Called MSNBC’s ‘Morning Joe’ and YIKES

Biden tells Democrats in Congress he’s staying in presidential race

‘Look Who’s Joining the Party’! NYT Decided It Was Time to Report Who Repeatedly Visited the WH

Trump offers ‘Sleepy Joe’ sage campaign advice amid calls to step aside – urges Biden to ‘ignore critics’


Hour 2

petitions U.S. Supreme to evaluate ‘s party affiliation statute

Teachers’ Union President Gives Best Homeschooling Advertisement Of All Time

Walmart facing class-action lawsuit over ‘deceptive and unfair pricing practices’

House Dems launch united effort against election bill requiring voters prove citizenship

10% of illegal aliens admit they’re registered to vote: Heritage Foundation survey


Hour 3

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ACLU to seek prisoner release without “dramatic turnaround” in Allen County Jail population

Leaked notes show Biden gets detailed instructions on how to walk to podiums. Check out the reactions 😭

Daily Show Prep: Friday, March 29

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Five-Term Mayor Tom Henry Dies After Short Battle With Cancer

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/louis-gossett-jr-passes-away-at-87-brilliant-scene-from-officer-and-a-gentleman/

https://www.953mnc.com/2024/03/29/homeowners-told-to-switch-direction-of-ceiling-fans-as-spring-approaches/

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/rnc-considers-punishment-for-nbc-news-no-convention-access/

: Pat Miller on Henry’s passing

Mich. Official Sued Over Absentee Voting Protections


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CNN Exclusive: Conservative bigwig Matt Schlapp agreed to hefty settlement to end sexual assault lawsuit

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/schlapp-deletes-tweet-accusations-were-never-disputed/

Survey Says Gen Z Workforce Is Toxic, ‘Least Reliable’ — And That’s Just The Start

Photo of Hamas terrorists parading Shani Louk’s body wins top award, sparking outrage

President Biden Owes Student Loan Borrowers Some Honesty | Opinion


Hour 3

Christians Observe Good Friday — Jesus Said, ‘It is Finished’

A day to contemplate the brutality of Christ’s suffering

WOKE COUNCILWOMAN LASHES OUT AT MEN NOT DOING SOMETHING ABOUT NYC WOMEN GETTING ATTACKED IN THE STREETS. TWO WORDS: DANIEL PENNY

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/not-giving-us-panera-is-violation-of-human-rights/

Daily Show Prep: Monday, Feb. 26

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Fort Wayne Mayor Tom Henry Reveals Cancer Diagnosis

2024 United States primary elections

Koch Network Pulls Funding From Nikki Haley After 4th Straight Loss

Ronna McDaniel To Leave As RNC Chair On March 8

Dems Worried Biden Will Lose Michigan if He Doesn’t Cave to Pro-Hamas Wing of Party

BuzzFeed Goes Broke, Sells Complex for $108.6M, Announces Layoffs

Judge cuts law firm’s legal bill in half after it used ChatGPT to calculate “excessive” amount

Business Owners Have the Blue State Blues


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SOURCES: U.S. AIRMAN BURNED HIMSELF ALIVE IN SUPPORT OF…PALESTINE!?

Fox News Reveals Georgia Murder Suspect Is Illegal Alien, Paroled Under Biden

Scientists Push to Rename ‘Problematic’ Dinosaurs Due to Racism, Sexism

Some student loan borrowers are boycotting payments, but the risk is high: survey

‘I’d rather be caffeinated than depressed with $6′: Young Americans are rejecting Dave Ramsey’s financial advice — here’s why they say they’re ‘not willing to do anything to get out of debt’

NYC SCHOOL (OF COURSE) FORCES WOKE BLM COLORING BOOK WITH TRANS-AFFIRMING LESSONS ON STUDENTS AS YOUNG AS FIVE

Teachers Ran LGBT Education Program At Dallas School Without Approval: REPORT

https://twitter.com/KanekoaTheGreat/status/1762211208827199542

Hour 3

Texas man guilty of making $1.8M after eavesdropping on his wife’s work calls as they worked from home

Daily Show Prep: Tues, January 9

Daily : Tues, January 9

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‘Go Bloo:’ Kellogg’s celebrates U of M championship with limited edition cereal box

Epps, accused of being FBI informant on J6, sentenced to one year probation

Defense Sec Austin was being treated for complications from prostate cancer, Walter Reed hospital

Media Outlets Bury Revelation That Epstein Accuser Retracted Trump Allegations

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Judge dismisses Notre Dame professor’s defamation lawsuit against student newspaper

Appeals Court Hits ‘Off’ Switch on Biden’s Dishwasher, Washing Machine Regulations

The 4 Reasons a Staggering 38% of Companies Say They’re Likely to Have Layoffs in 2024, Survey Shows

DOJ Allows Biden-Tied Firm to Register as Foreign Agent 8-Yrs Late, in Contrast to Manafort


Hour 3

‘A Stain On Our Society’: Record Number Of Police Shot In 2023, Report Finds

Chinese Firm Deletes Website After Communist, Military Ties Exposed

Report: The Biden admin DRAMATICALLY lowered standards related to immigrants from China, reduced number of questions asked from 40 to 5

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White House Report Card: Losing on most issues, Biden targets MAGA in reelection

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, Dec. 14

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BOSTON MAYOR PLANS “NO WHITES ALLOWED” CHRISTMAS PARTY, ACCIDENTLY SENDS THE INVITE TO WHITE PEOPLE

Dem Rep Refuses To Say Whether He Agrees Or Not With State Department’s Terror Designation Of Hamas

The Next ‘Rich Men North of Richmond’? New Country Singer’s Anti-Woke Song Gets Him Banished from Venue

$15M Jury Award to Doctor Who Claimed Anti-Male Bias in University Finding He Had Committed Sexual Assault


Hour 2

Jon talks phalluses.

FLASHBACK: BIDEN SAID PEOPLE WHO DEFY JAN. 6 COMMITTEE SUBPOENAS SHOULD BE HELD ‘CRIMINALLY’ ACCOUNTABLE

DOJ to Charge Another Jan. 6 Journalist for Documenting Events on Capitol Hill

House Votes to Formalize Impeachment Inquiry into President Joe Biden

WH Admits Knowledge of Hunter Biden’s Plan to Defy Subpoena

Biden Calls Impeachment Inquiry Baseless GOP Stunt, Laughably Demands Lawmakers Focus on Border Instead

WATCH: EXTREMISTS ARE ATTACKING CHRISTMAS TREES NOW, IN THE NAME OF SAVING THE CLIMATE

Blue state Dems introduce law that could jail people for using gas powered lawnmowers

New Mexico AG Sues Meta over Facebook/Instagram Pedophile Rings


Hour 3

Existing Home Sales on Track for Worst Year Since at Least 2008

Trump Demands Action After 20 Percent of Mail-in Voters Admit to Fraud in 2020 Election Survey

Sen Ron Johnson gets the last word after Kaitlan Collins sets him up in ambush-style interview