Daily Show Prep: Friday, May 17

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WHAT?! Scottie Scheffler was just led away in handcuffs at the PGA Championship 👀

The internet is clowning the cops who arrested the #1 golfer on the planet this morning. I compiled the funniest reactions for y’all ✊

: Brie on Granny Ripper


Hour 2

District 49 race to be recounted

Houston-Area Judge Orders Election Redo in 2022 Race Due to 1,430 Illegal Votes

Indicted Sen. Menendez Blames Cancer-Stricken Wife for Bribery


Hour 3

Harrison Butker’s WOMEN’S jersey is completely sold out in the NFL store as the Left continues to freakout over his pro-Catholic speech

Black Studies Professor Claims Romance Is White Supremacy

Study: Risk of suicide increases 12x after “gender-affirming” surgery … is anyone surprised?

Greg Abbott pardons vet Daniel Perry in shooting of rifle-wielding BLM protester

‘One Less Car’: How this country is encouraging green mobility

Daily Show Prep: Monday, April 8

Daily : , April 8

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is to eclipse totality

Lake Shasta is suddenly full again. Proving climate alarmists wrong.

Country star Morgan Wallen arrested on felony charges in downtown Nashville

FDA to examine if decaf coffee is safe to drink

Trump files last-minute appeal to change hush money trial venue and pause gag order


Hour 2

Tesla Trial to Size Up Cause of Fatal Autopilot Crash: Driver or Tech

Sean Hannity Warns Republicans No Exception Abortion Stance ‘Political Suicide’ After Trump Says Leave It Up to the States

STARBUCKS IS ADVERTISING A NEW PERK FOR INCOMING EMPLOYEES: GENDER REASSIGNMENT SURGERY COVERAGE

Media Elite Belittle Inflation Struggles of Ordinary Americans


Hour 3

Andy Rutten for District I . Joseph

Appeals Court Overturns Punishment Imposed on J6er For Going on Tucker Carlson’s Show

Democrats ripped for admitting ‘quiet part out loud’ after panic about key strategy helping Trump

With no way out of a worsening war, Zelensky’s options look bad or worse

Daily Show Prep: Monday, April 8

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Casey meant to the gubernatorial but just up ranting .

Interview: Lucas Miles for Tuesday Tithe


Hour 2

Here is an update on the white Missouri girl who had her head cracked on the pavement. You won’t believe how woke her school district is.

California study: Attempted-suicide rate among men who had gender surgery was “twice as high” as it was before operation 👀

Hoo boy: Colorado’s top government DNA analyst allegedly “manipulated evidence for years,” possibly affecting more than 600 criminal cases

CVS Makes Future Managers Confess Their Privilege, Promises Not to Promote Merely on Merit

NOT SATIRE: Woke magazine asks “where are all the black people” in TV drama on Japanese history 💀


Hour 3

Transcript from documents probe contradicts Biden’s account of exchange with Hur over son’s death

Special counsel Hur squares off with White House, says Biden ‘willfully retained’ classified memos

Notice how she tries to talk over him once he corrects her that he didn’t exonerate Joe .

Biden special counsel Robert Hur’s resignation from DOJ makes his testimony “even more problematic”

Yes, Hur resigned from the DOJ. This prevents them from controlling his testimony. He is now free to give his testimony as he sees fit.

My favorite part of this Special Counsel transcript showing Biden’s senility is when the president basically said “my Corvette goes BRRRR” 😂

Daily Show Prep: Tues, May 30

Daily : Tues, 30

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Bud Light Sales Drop 29.5 Percent in Latest Week Since Boycott Calls

Ex-Lululemon Employees Say They Were Fired for Calling Police on Looters

Dodgers Announce Obvious Shameful Ploy to Win Back Christian Fans: ‘You Sold Your Soul for This?’

Kohl’s threatened with boycott over Pride-themed clothes after Target forced to remove collection over threats

Boycotts’ Initial Effects Hit Target’s Stock Harder Than Bud Light’s

Target Thinks Only ‘Extremists’ Think Child Grooming is Bad

‘Boycott Target’ Song Racks Up Millions Of Views, Takes Off On iTunes

Kyiv Denies Involvement as Moscow Undergoes Second Drone Attack

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Ford CEO: We’ll Have to Change Building Standards to Solve EV Charging Issue

Stanford study warns against overnight charging of electric cars at home


Hour 2

School official laments electric buses cost ‘5X more’ and are riddled with ‘performance issues’

REPORT: 6-Year-Old Ukrainian ‘Orphan’ Allegedly Turns Out To Be ‘Sociopathic’ Adult

Liz Cheney gets a NICE, refreshing glass of KARMA from Colorado College grads during commencement speech

Loudoun County principal discovers middle school students created fight clubs, taking bets

Transgender Surgery Offers NO Mental Health Boost, Study Confirms.


Hour 3

WATCH: HOLLYWOOD ACTRESS BLASTS TARGET’S “PERFORMATIVE ALLYSHIP,” CLAIMS NON-BINARY 7-YEAR-OLD CAN’T SHOP THERE ANYMORE

Why? Dropped charges for ‘white supremacist’ who drove U-Haul into WH barricade raises eyebrows

Daily Show Prep: Monday, April 3

Daily : , April 3

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‘That’s A Blatant Lie’: Rubio Slams Kirby For Claiming Spy Balloon Was For Weather

Chinese spy balloon gathered intelligence from sensitive U.S. military sites, despite U.S. efforts to block it

Here’s More Evidence of Joe Biden Lying His Head off About the Chinese Spy Balloon

WWE agrees to merge with UFC to create a new company run by Ari Emanuel and Vince McMahon

Asa Hutchinson announces presidential bid, says Trump should withdraw from race

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It Sure Sounds Like Manchin Is Running as He Rips Biden’s Political Agenda to Shreds

Oil Surges In Early Trading After OPEC+ Surprise ‘Unipolar World’-Challenging Production Cut

Gas prices could hit $4 a gallon after OPEC production cut

McDonald’s Shuts US Offices, Prepares Layoff Notices: Report


Hour 2

https://www.953mnc.com/2023/04/03/south-bend-yard-waste-season-begins/

Indiana Dept of Workforce Development demanding people repay thousands of dollars in unemployment benefits

California police union executive director ran fentanyl operation from home: feds

‘Age Is A Number’: Gender Clinic Offered Puberty Blockers To Kids As Young As 8, Surgery Referrals At 14, Records Show

Dem-Linked Dark Money Group Is Masquerading As A Newspaper To Influence Pivotal Court Race

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Build-A-Bear Unveils Drag Queen Teddy Bear

Hour 3

Detroit Reporter Calls for the Trump Investigation Treatment of Michigan’s Gov Whitmer

76% of Americans says politics played a role in Trump indictment, CNN poll says

Madonna announces new concert in Nashville to raise money for ‘trans rights’ groups, not victims of Christian school massacre

https://summit.news/2023/04/03/same-week-of-mass-shooting-democrat-whip-posts-meme-of-ak-47-targeting-transphobes/