Daily Show Prep: Friday, May 17

Daily Show Prep: Friday, May 17

Hour 1

WHAT?! Scottie Scheffler was just led away in handcuffs at the PGA Championship 👀

The internet is clowning the cops who arrested the #1 golfer on the planet this morning. I compiled the funniest reactions for y’all ✊

Interview: Brie on Granny Ripper


Hour 2

District 49 race to be recounted

Houston-Area Judge Orders Election Redo in 2022 Race Due to 1,430 Illegal Votes

Indicted Sen. Menendez Blames Cancer-Stricken Wife for Bribery


Hour 3

Harrison Butker’s WOMEN’S jersey is completely sold out in the NFL store as the Left continues to freakout over his pro-Catholic speech

Black Studies Professor Claims Romance Is White Supremacy

Study: Risk of suicide increases 12x after “gender-affirming” surgery … is anyone surprised?

Greg Abbott pardons vet Daniel Perry in shooting of rifle-wielding BLM protester

‘One Less Car’: How this country is encouraging green mobility

Daily Show Prep: Friday, May 17

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, May 16

Hour 1

House Judiciary votes to hold Garland in contempt


Hour 2

Rep. Dan Goldman, Client of Judge Merchan’s Daughter, Says He Prepped Michael Cohen Testimony

Interview: Rep. Jim Banks on Steven Crowder’s exclusive DEI story about the US Navy

1 candidate disqualified from Fort Wayne City Council caucus

COURT DOCS: Child care employee charged, accused of being intoxicated and battering child with autism

‘They took our dream’ | USDA funding cut leaves Fort Wayne residents without homes

Speaking of failing up …

So… much… equity! Diversity exec gets 5 years for stealing millions from Facebook and Nike

HEALTH ALERT: DOCTOR INTRODUCES MUCH-NEEDED ALTERNATIVE TO CORRUPT AMERICAN DIABETES ASSOCIATION

Climate Change May Worsen Health Conditions Like Dementia, Epilepsy, Depression, Study Suggests

Climate change is affecting mental health literally everywhere


Hour 3

In complete disregard of The Cube Rule, Indiana judge rules that tacos and burritos are sandwiches

Tortas are Mexican sandwiches. Tacos and burritos are not.

“Up to a third” of illegal immigrants are registered to vote, according to new study: “Potentially high enough to overturn the will of the American people”

Indiana AG sues former sheriff Jamey Noel and family for $3.1 million, asks to freeze all assets

Michael Cohen’s Ex-Lawyer Accuses Him of Perjury in Trump Trial

Panel of attorneys tell Jake Tapper why Alvin Bragg’s case against Trump is doomed: ‘The prosecution hasn’t met its burden’

Don’t Buy The Spin: Americans Are Getting Poorer While Prices Keep Going Up

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, May 15

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, May 15

Hour 1

JOE BIDEN CHALLENGES DONALD TRUMP TO DEBATE IN A VIDEO THAT NEEDS TO BE SEEN TO BE BELIEVED (UPDATED)


Hour 2

Mike Pence Sought Public Funds as 2024 Presidential Bid Collapsed

Biden plans executive order to shut down border once crossings reach 4,000 per day — despite saying he needs Congress to act

NEW STUDY CLAIMS COOKING YOUR OWN FOOD CAUSES, YOU GUESSED IT, CLIMATE CHANGE

BILL GATES IS AT IT AGAIN, NOW HE HAS A VACCINE THAT WILL STOP COWS FROM FARTING AND DESTROYING THE PLANET

Snopes Reverses ‘Fact Check’ after Ashley Biden Confirms Diary Is Real


Hour 3

Hemingway: If You Don’t Speak Out Against Democrat Lawfare, You Have No Future In The GOP

Ohio purges ‘non-citizens’ from state voter rolls, calls on Biden admin for data ahead of 2024 election

Convicted Florida Sex Offender Voted Illegally 18 Times Over Three Decades: REPORT

‘FBI Kept PUSHING’: Damning Thread Shows Just How Involved the FBI Really WAS in Plot to ‘Fednap’ Whitmer

BoA ‘De-Banks’ Whitmer Kidnap Conspiracy Documentarian

Biden compares lives lost in the line of duty to the death of his son (again), this time at the National Peace Officers’ Memorial Service

Daily Show Prep: Friday, May 17

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, May 2

Hour 1

DEA Agrees To Reclassify Marijuana Under Federal Law, AP Reports

Indiana leaders reassess marijuana stance as DEA proposes historic reclassification

States rethink data centers as ‘electricity hogs’ strain the grid

Captain Obvious paid a visit to Connecticut. Too bad he won’t come to Indiana.

VEGANS ARE NOW GOING AFTER YOUR POOCHES FOOD, CLAIMS THERE IS “COMPELLING” RESEARCH FOR DOGS TO EAT A VEG DIET


Hour 2

Second Boeing Whistleblower Dies Suddenly

Peloton CEO Is Stepping Down, Fitness Company To Cut Workforce By 15%

WATCH: MSNBC STOOGE CUTS UNINTENTIONAL TRUMP AD, CLAIMS SHE AND HER JOURNALISMER COLLEAGUES WILL DISAPPEAR WHEN TRUMP WINS

MSNBC hosts laments campus protests because they might lead to “next Reagan era”

Megyn Kelly wants to know why so many woke protesters are “unattractive” and there was actually an interesting study on that

FLASHBACK:

Researchers find a ‘liberal gene’


Hour 3

Interview: Rep. Jim Banks

Jim Banks: Stand with Pamela Whitten against IU’s radical, immature faculty

UCLA Hamas protestors told the cops to leave and then were upset the cops didn’t save them from frat boys.

Leftist Protesters and Right-Wing Counterprotesters Break Into “F— Joe Biden” Chants

Dem Fundraising Platform ActBlue Takes a Cut of Donations to Michigan State University’s Anti-Israel Tent Encampment

Oct. 7 terror attack victims file suit against several U.S. groups alleging collaboration with Hamas

Wind energy industry produced less power in 2023, despite having increased total generation capacity

Guess Where a Cyberattack Just Took down the Voter Registration System

PLANNED PARENTHOOD STOPS PROVIDING A DISABLED PATIENT MEDICAL CARE AFTER SHE WORE A SHIRT THAT SAYS “ADULT HUMAN FEMALE”

Planned Parenthood took $1.8B in taxpayer money in 3 years— with $90M from COVID loans: feds

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, May 15

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, April 23

Hour 1

UCLA “STUDY” CONCLUDES THAT GAY COUPLES ARE TOTALLY AT A HIGHER RISK OF CLIMATE CHANGE THAN THE REST OF US.

South Whitley police officer fired over traffic stop encounter with high school girl

Tuesday Tithe with Pastor Lucas Miles


Hour 2

Interview: Lindsey Hammond is running for Allen County Council At-Large

Study claims ‘racism’ drives opposition to DEI statements

AP “NEWS” MAKES ABSURD CLAIM PREGNANT WOMEN ARE BEING DENIED CARE BECAUSE OF ABORTION BANS


Hour 3

Supreme Court agrees to hear dispute over Biden administration’s “ghost guns” rule

18 Spectacularly Wrong Predictions Made Around the Time of the First Earth Day in 1970, Expect More This Year