Daily Show Prep: Thursday, May 2

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DEA Agrees To Reclassify Marijuana Under Federal Law, AP Reports

Indiana leaders reassess marijuana stance as DEA proposes historic reclassification

States rethink data centers as ‘electricity hogs’ strain the grid

Captain Obvious paid visit to . bad he won’t come to .

VEGANS ARE NOW GOING AFTER YOUR POOCHES FOOD, CLAIMS THERE IS “COMPELLING” RESEARCH FOR DOGS TO EAT A VEG DIET


Hour 2

Second Boeing Whistleblower Dies Suddenly

Peloton CEO Is Stepping Down, Fitness Company To Cut Workforce By 15%

WATCH: MSNBC STOOGE CUTS UNINTENTIONAL TRUMP AD, CLAIMS SHE AND HER JOURNALISMER COLLEAGUES WILL DISAPPEAR WHEN TRUMP WINS

MSNBC hosts laments campus protests because they might lead to “next Reagan era”

Megyn Kelly wants to know why so many woke protesters are “unattractive” and there was actually an interesting study on that

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Researchers find a ‘liberal gene’


Hour 3

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Jim Banks: Stand with Pamela Whitten against IU’s radical, immature faculty

UCLA Hamas protestors told the cops to leave and then were upset the cops didn’t save them from frat boys.

Leftist Protesters and Right-Wing Counterprotesters Break Into “F— Joe Biden” Chants

Dem Fundraising Platform ActBlue Takes a Cut of Donations to Michigan State University’s Anti-Israel Tent Encampment

Oct. 7 terror attack victims file suit against several U.S. groups alleging collaboration with Hamas

Wind energy industry produced less power in 2023, despite having increased total generation capacity

Guess Where a Cyberattack Just Took down the Voter Registration System

PLANNED PARENTHOOD STOPS PROVIDING A DISABLED PATIENT MEDICAL CARE AFTER SHE WORE A SHIRT THAT SAYS “ADULT HUMAN FEMALE”

Planned Parenthood took $1.8B in taxpayer money in 3 years— with $90M from COVID loans: feds

Daily Show Prep: Monday, April 24

Daily : , April 24

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Susan Rice Stepping Down From Domestic Policy Adviser Role

NBCUniversal CEO ousted after having ‘inappropriate relationship’ with coworker

BREAKING: Tucker Carlson leaves Fox News as they ‘agree to part ways’

THERE’S ANOTHER TV SHOW THAT EXPOSES CHILDREN TO NAKED ADULTS, BUT THAT ISN’T EVEN THE WORST PART

HIGH SCHOOL DOES NOTHING AFTER MALE STUDENT EXPOSES GENITALIA IN GIRLS’ SHOWER BECAUSE… YOU KNOW


Hour 2

Ray Epps Is Going on ’60 Minutes,’ and the Gaslighting Has Already Started

Adam Kinzinger white knighting for Ray Epps in lame attack on Thomas Massie does NOT go well

60 Minutes tries VERY hard to make insurrectionist Ray Epps the VICTIM and WOW that’s a lotta backfire

Tim Robbins calls out ’embarrassed, compromised media HACKS’ in EPIC pro-free speech thread

Bank of America launches zero down payment mortgages to help minorities buy their first homes — here’s who can apply

School bus driver faces 30 child abuse charges for allegedly slamming on vehicle’s brakes


Hour 3

George Floyd’s death a pivotal point in ‘cancel culture,’ campus speech censure started to spike

Daily : , 24

Hour 1

SJC Hires Disgraced Doctor For “Birth Equity” Seminar, Study. She had Medical License Suspended, Allegedly Killed Baby and Mother

https://www.953mnc.com/2022/05/24/pastor-stepping-down-after-admitting-to-committing-adultery/

Jake Tapper Tests Positive for Coronavirus, Infuriates Staffers by Taping His Show Anyway

US Postal Service wants to provide digital ID and collect more biometric data


Hour 2

Australia’s eSafety Commissioner tells Davos it’s time for a “recalibration” on human rights like “free speech”

YouTube CEO at World Economic Forum: “There’ll always be work that we have to do” to censor “misinformation”

China launches an autonomous mothership full of autonomous drones

https://headlineusa.com/whitmer-want-280m-learning-loss/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=whitmer-want-280m-learning-loss

Sorry, Not Woke Enough! Walmart Pulls Special “Juneteenth” Ice Cream Because They Were Accused Of, You Guessed It, Racism!

Of , it ‘t . This preexists company and red velvet is over 80-years-. If any cultural appropriation happened, it was the ice cream country recipe from .


Hour 3

BREAKING: Mass shooting at Texas elementary school, 14 children and one teacher dead, multiple injuries

 

 

 

 

 

Bob Costas, Pasty Guy Offended By Word Native ‘t Offended By

, a PC libtard, reared his ugly smugness on Sunday.  He decided to school everyone who isn’t offended by the ‘ on why they are wrong … including Native Americans.

starting off telling everyone that the vast majority of Native Americans aren’t offended by the name ‘Redskins’ (and they aren’t), he went on to say that their opinion doesn’t matter, and that ‘Redskins’ is actually highly .  Apparently, Costas thinks Native Americans are so dumb and naive that they need him to protect their fragile psyche.  So he’s stepping up to be offended for them.

The only survey done on the subject that specifically asked Native Americans how they felt showed 90% didn’t think the name ‘Redskins’ was offensive.  As I illustrated recently, everyone except Native Americans are offended by this name.  Most notably, pasty do-gooders like Costas.

I’ve also pointed that in my many discussions on this , Native Americans believe that people like Costas are attempting to erase Native Americans from our culture, and they think it’s motivated by racial discrimination.

It’s hard to argue against the claim that people like Costas are against Native Americans when he goes on television and tells them that they are wrong for not being offended by something that only they have the authority to decide is offensive.

Black (not so funny) comedian W. Kamau Bell recently said that white people ‘can’t say what’s racist or not’ when it comes to blacks being offended.  Ok, if that’s the case, then whites, blacks, asians, etc. can’t say what’s racist or not when it comes to Native Americans. So … shut up about it.

Costas’ logic to his argument was to make the point that if we go back in time (that would be the 1600’s btw), ‘Redskin’ was a derogatory term used to describe Native Americans.

So what?

Hoosier was a derogatory term used to describe people from Indiana, and now we wear that moniker with pride.  Retard and retarded are perfectly legitimate mechanical terms that foolishly decided was offensive only recently.  Can we go back to just 10 ago and reclaim retard’s legitimate definition like Costas is suggesting with Redskin?

How about if we reclaim the definition of faggot and fag while we are at it.  It originally had nothing to do with homosexuals, and isn’t used primarily to disparage them now anyway.  Yet we can’t call someone a fag without being accused of being a homophobe.  Even though the word is rarely used to describe homosexuals.

South Park explained all of this perfectly:

 

 

The professionally offended are destroying our society, culture, and language while stoking bigotry where none . It’s time to hold their feet to the fire.

 

UPDATE:

Mofo Politics has a petition to demand Costas change his offensive name.