Daily Show Prep: Monday, March 18

Daily : , 18

Hour 1

U.S. Supreme Court to Hear Case Alleging Government Censorship of Social Media

Supreme Court rejects appeal from Indiana parents who lost custody of transgender teen

Study finds ‘woke’ people more likely to be unhappy, anxious, and depressed

Pence Refuses to Give Irrelevant Endorsement to Ex-Boss Trump

Remember when was angry you wouldn’t call her ‘. Jill?’


Hour 2

The Treasury Department says Biden is lying.

Recipe for Economic Train Wreck: Biden’s FY ’25 Budget’s 10 Massive Tax Increases


Hour 3

Leaked Audio Exposes FBI Dirty Dealings With Key Informant, Architect of Whitmer “Kidnapping Plot”

As you can see from the CDC’s below, still ‘t the leading cause of for the United States. Not even close.

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America’s Drunk Driving Limit May Be Changing

FBI Must Answer for $2,000 it Stole from Safe-Deposit Box, Judge Rules

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BREAKING: Supreme Court rules public can sue officials who block, mute them on social media

Northwest Allen County Schools joins districts canceling classes for the solar eclipse

TYSON FOODS FIRES AMERICAN WORKERS, PLANS TO REPLACE THEM WITH 52,000 MIGRANTS


Hour 2

WATCH: ADVIL DECLARES PAIN IS RACIST, VOWS TO PUT AN END TO (CHECK NOTES) “SYSTEMIC PAIN BIAS”

RILEY GAINS AND OVER A DOZEN ATHLETES FILE LAWSUIT AGAINST THE NCAA FOR IMPOSING “A RADICAL ANTI-WOMAN AGENDA ON COLLEGE SPORTS”

Lead prosecutor in Georgia election case resigns following judge’s decision allowing DA Fani Willis to stay on


Hour 3

The thirty-two-hour work week: another of Bernie’s bad ideas

Higher Mortality Found Among Vaccinated Patients Hospitalized for COVID-19: New Study

Gender Equality! Denmark Expanding Conscription to Women

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, March 12

Daily : , 12

Hour 1

meant to talk gubernatorial debate but just up ranting against Holcomb.

Interview: Pastor for Tithe


Hour 2

Here is an update on the white Missouri girl who had her head cracked on the pavement. You won’t believe how woke her school district is.

California study: Attempted-suicide rate among men who had gender surgery was “twice as high” as it was before operation 👀

Hoo boy: Colorado’s top government DNA analyst allegedly “manipulated evidence for years,” possibly affecting more than 600 criminal cases

CVS Makes Future Managers Confess Their Privilege, Promises Not to Promote Merely on Merit

NOT SATIRE: Woke magazine asks “where are all the black people” in TV drama on Japanese history 💀


Hour 3

Transcript from documents probe contradicts Biden’s account of exchange with Hur over son’s death

Special counsel Hur squares off with White House, says Biden ‘willfully retained’ classified memos

Notice how she tries to talk over him once he corrects her that he didn’t exonerate Joe Biden.

Biden special counsel Robert Hur’s resignation from DOJ makes his testimony “even more problematic”

Yes, Hur resigned from the . This prevents them from controlling his . He is now to give his testimony as he sees fit.

My favorite part of this Special Counsel transcript showing Biden’s senility is when the president basically said “my Corvette goes BRRRR” 😂

Daily Show Prep: Monday, March 11

Daily : , 11

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Sensible gun laws, better voter turnout, equal pay efforts, upside-down world

breaks down good and bad letters to the editor of The Journal Gazette.

BREAKING: Biden Apologizes to ‘Illegal’ Alien Behind Laken Riley’s Murder

Laken Riley’s Mother Rebukes Biden’s ‘Pathetic’ Name Botch: ‘Disgrace of a President’

Gold-Star Dad’s SOTU Arrest Sparks Outrage as Hamas Protesters Go Free


Hour 2

Over 140,000 Farms Lost in 5 Years

Indiana school facing backlash after forcing student to remove American flag from truck


Hour 3

10 years after lead poisoning, Flint residents still haven’t been paid from $626.25M fund

Hunter Biden whodunnit: President Joe Biden’s son denies giving laptop to repair shop

: Biden claims that Hunter laptop was ‘Russian disinformation’ debunked by his own son

Democrats’ Jan. 6 panel withheld crucial evidence, including denial from Trump driver: new report

New Transcript Backs Trump’s Call for National Guard Deployment on J6

People Who Took Ivermectin Were Better Off, Study Says

Daily Show Prep: Wed, March 6

Daily : Wed, 6

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Nikki Haley ends presidential campaign with ‘no regrets,’ ceding GOP nomination to Trump

‘TROUNCED’: Donald Trump Rips Nikki Haley After She Refused to Endorse Him

Nikki Haley Spends More than $114M to Only Win VT, D.C.

Dems’ Plan B?: Biden Defeated in Huge Primary Upset by Dark-Horse Jason Palmer

Buttigieg: Biden Didn’t Axe Effective Trump Border Policies, Just Family Separation, ‘Our Economy Is Pulling People’

Biden claims he and the Democrats want to fix the border. I guess he forgot that he terminated the border emergency on his first day in office!

BIDEN ADMINISTRATION ACTIONS THAT HAVE UNDERMINED BORDER SECURITY AND ENCOURAGED ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION

Texas Rep. Tony Gonzales forced into GOP runoff against influencer Brandon Herrera


Hour 2

Indiana law dictates what happens if mayor resigns

Cuomo Subpoenaed for COVID-Era Nursing-Home Deaths

Wisdom

Doritos Fires Trans Ambassador after Disturbing Tweet about 12-Year-Old


Hour 3

VIDEO: Woke Methodist pastor caught drawing swastika on Jewish neighbor’s grocery delivery 😭

He had to publicly note that TOE LICKING is not allowed.

Hacker Forum Post Claims UnitedHealth Paid $22 Million Ransom in Bid to Recover Data

War of the ‘Whistleblowers’: Tony Bobulinski Sues Cassidy Hutchinson for Libel

Renault Award: Plastic Makers Lied About Recycling for Decades

President Joe Biden Announces Cap of All Credit Card Late Fees at $8