Daily Show Prep: Monday, May 13

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Republican VP Hopeful JD Vance Shows Up at Court for Trump

That little lesson from Panama’s election for lawfare-obsessed Democrats

CNN, Other Warner Bros. Discovery Networks See Advertising Plunge 11 Percent as Viewership Plummets

HOW BAD IS THE BIDEN BORDER CRISIS? CNN’S FAREED ZAKARIA JUST CALLED FOR BIDEN TO BRING BACK TRUMP’S POLICIES

‘My God’: CNN Data Guru Says Sun Belt Polling Is ‘Absolute Disaster’ For Joe Biden

Biden Admin Wants Israeli Forces To ‘Get Out Of Gaza,’ Secretary Blinken Says

ABC’s Mary Bruce Invents Weird New ‘Anti-Semitic Trope’ With Which To Smear Trump

Biden slammed by tsunami of backlash after claiming ‘we leave no one behind’

Jen Psaki Forced to Admit AND Correct BLATANT, Shameful Lie She Told to Protect Biden in Her New Book


Hour 2

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PATRIOTIC AND PETTY! MAN’S RESPONSE TO COMPLAINTS ABOUT HIS BOAT IN HIS DRIVEWAY GOES VIRAL, “I LIKE TO MAKE A POLITICAL STATEMENT”

: Tim from Party

The Congressional candidate everyone in the GOP is talking about


Hour 3

BREAKING: Black Marine Charged w/ Planning Mass Shooting against ‘Privileged White People’

Report: Pentagon Orders Withdrawal from Niger

Report: Biological Male Represented by ACLU Rapes Inmate in Female Prison

Two Zelenskky Ministers Sacked Following Multi-Million Dollar Corruption Scandal

Sen. Lee Blasts Biden: Withholding Terrorists’ Location from Israel Is ‘Extortion’

Iranian lawmaker declares Tehran obtained nuclear bombs

OpenAI drops “omnimodel” that can watch what you’re doing, understand your emotions, and respond. I guarantee you won’t believe this is a machine talking.

Pelosi says 2016 election was “hijacked” during Oxford Union debate with Mumford & Sons guitarist

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, May 25

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Tina Turner: legendary rock’n’roll singer dies aged 83

No one is reporting what Ron DeSantis actually said in his 2024 announcement last night cuz they want to make fun of him for crashing Twitter, so here are some highlights

House Republican Pushes to Fine Schiff $16M for Russia Hoax Lies

Fox News Unleashes Layoffs amid Tumbling Viewership, Tucker’s Exit

Calif. Bans Skittles Due to Health Concerns, Still Allows Child Sex Changes

EXC: CPAC Treasurer Resigns Alleging ‘Cancer in Organization Metastasizing for Years’.

Kansas’s Racist Democrat Gov. Slammed for Axing Underground Railroad Restoration

Bill Gates was having affair with Russian woman, Jeffrey Epstein tried to blackmail him using it

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San Francisco mayor forced to abandon public safety meeting after protester throws brick

Michigan Man Gets Community Service for Shooting Anti-Abortion Campaigner

Target’s market value has dropped $9 billion in one week. Check out the leaked email the company sent employees.

Target CEO Defends ‘Tuck-Friendly’ Trans Products in Stores

Target Pulls Some LGBT Items, Claims Threats after Panic over Boycotts

Target, Facing Backlash, Pulls LGBT Pride Items by Satanist Designer

Drag queen Pattie Gonia says ‘come out’ in North Face ‘Summer of Pride’ ad

Target loses $9B in week following boycott calls over LGBTQ-friendly kids clothing

House Judiciary Threatens MLB’s Anti-Trust Exemption for Pushing Radical LGBT Agenda

Transgender Disc Golfer Wins Women’s Event in Virginia

Students Sue Prof. Who Forced Donations to Planned Parenthood


Hour 2

Indiana counselor sues after being fired over criticism of transgender pronouns

BREAKING: LGBT Pride ‘Youth Carnival’ Bars Parents From Attending

Men’s Health says men might be “gynosexual” if they are attracted to women. Or, you know, just normal men.

“Look how quickly the media freaks out about losing just a tiny part of the narrative™ machine.” These are all REAL headlines from mainstream media outlets!

More Details Revealed about IRS Targeting Twitter Files Reporter


Hour 3

Hunter Biden investigation: Second IRS whistleblower claims retaliation

Black Lives Matter Hemorrhaged Cash in 2022, Tax Documents Show

Karine Jean-Pierre Showered With Receipts After Blatant Lie on Biden and the Debt Ceiling

Disturbing video shows machete-wielding NYC professor Shellyne Rodriguez chase Post staffers down street

Shellyne Rodriguez, NYC college professor who threatened Post reporter with machete, is fired as her lawsuit against NYPD emerges

Daily Show Prep: Monday, Dec. 19

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Trump referred to DOJ for criminal prosecution by January 6 Committee

New York Times slammed for publishing crossword resembling swastika before Hanukkah

Some Theme’s Missing

CNN CEO Licht says ‘uninformed vitriol, especially from the left, has been stunning’

DISAPPEARING JEWS

Michigan mom accused of viciously cyberbullying her own daughter for a year and a half

Nothing to see here, just Bill Gates explaining how we need to lower the population of earth to save the planet


Hour 2

Pfizer’s COVID-19 Vaccine Linked to Blood Clotting: FDA

Emails show the CDC secretly met with anti-gun activists before quietly removing self-defense statistics from its gun-violence reports.

Joe Biden Recalls Conversations with Uncle and Father at a Time When Both were Dead


Hour 3

EXCLUSIVE: ‘Unacceptable’: Texas GOP Rep Demands Mayorkas Answer To Data ‘Miscalculations’ After DCNF Reports

https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1603646109376659456

South Bend councilmember calls for reparations in new resolution

Exclusive — Sen. Mike Braun Running for Governor to Bring ‘Real Change’ to Indiana

Daily Show Prep: Monday, July 18

Daily : , July 18

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Police Chief: 22-Year-Old Who Killed Mall Shooter Is ‘Hero of the Day’

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Indiana police give timeline of mall shooting, name good Samaritan who killed suspect

https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2022/07/18/oh-boo-hoo-katy-tur-dragged-for-video-wondering-if-her-job-is-even-worth-doing-since-so-many-people-distrust-the-media-watch/

Conservatives, journalists criticize NPR’s new ‘disinformation reporting team,’ recall Hunter Biden dismissal

Most left-leaning journalists say conservative media does not deserve equal coverage

Why Left-Leaning Journalists Don’t Want Conservatives To Get Equal Media Coverage


Hour 2

AWFUL: Telemundo Confirms Domestic Relationship In Ohio Child Rape Case

Attorney for Dr. Bernard sends cease and desist to AG Rokita for ‘false and misleading statements’

https://thenationalpulse.com/2022/07/17/sabotage-dr-birx-admits-to-revising-and-hiding-info-from-trumps-covid-team-while-altering-cdc-guidelines-without-approval/

Anthony Fauci Announces Planned Retirement: ‘We’re Going to Be Living with’ Coronavirus

Police kill ‘transient’ suspect in NASCAR star Bobby East’s stabbing death

Classic Rocker Mouths Off At Fan, Gets Dragged For His Trouble


Hour 3

https://summit.news/2022/07/15/video-warren-slams-car-door-on-reporter-asking-if-offering-bounties-for-doxxing-justices-goes-too-far/

European Heatwave Kills Hundreds, Electric Vehicle Reportedly Sparks Wildfire That Has Displaced Thousands In France

https://summit.news/2022/07/15/macron-announces-street-lights-will-be-turned-off-in-response-to-energy-crisis/

Joe Biden Leaves Saudi Arabia Humiliated

US Oil Producers Issue New Message to Biden During Saudi Trip

BLM slammed for protesting cops for shooting man who opened fire into home