Daily Show Prep: Thursday, June 6

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Biden’s Awkward Moments of Confusion in Normandy

Decorated World War II veteran aged 102 has died on his way to the 80th anniversary of D-Day in France a day after revealing how excited he was to be attending

Hillary Clinton Makes Disgusting and Vile D-Day Post

Academic Publisher Retracts Over 11,300 Papers and Shuts 19 Journals As It Is Overwhelmed by Fraud


Hour 2

Trump’s Secret Service driver wanted to quickly refute Cassidy Hutchinson’s J6 tale but was rebuffed

Red Lobster planning the closure of ANOTHER 135 restaurants if landlords won’t give in to the chain’s demands

: This was always estate.

Despite Liberals’ Hysterical Denials, Aliens Are Registering and Voting

Man arrested for exposing himself to minor at library

Fort Wayne Police Sport New E-Bikes

Rwandan Refugee Arrested for Threatening to “Shoot 1000 Students” at Indiana High School – Police


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WATCH: President Trump’s D-Day speech that floored Jim Acosta and Joe Scarborough

George S. Patton and His Role in D-Day

Seven Takeaways from Third Day of Hunter Biden’s Gun Trial

Boeing Starliner spacecraft experiencing helium leaks ahead of docking at space station

Rep. Luttrell Issues Bill Requiring DHS to Track Crimes by Migrants Released via Biden’s Parole Pipeline

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, June 4

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Senile Biden’s Interview With TIME Goes Way Off the Rails, He Even Challenges the Reporter to a Fight

: Tithe With

Biden says he’s more physically viable than TIME reporters interviewing him: ‘I can take you too’

Senile Biden’s Interview With TIME Goes Way Off the Rails, He Even Challenges the Reporter to a Fight


Hour 2

Despite rumors, Democratic nominees for governor and U.S. Senate aren’t going anywhere

WaPo Executive Editor Steps Down, Publisher Warns Staff, ‘People Are Not Reading Your Stuff’

Microsoft to build $1 billion data center in Laporte

Microsoft acquires land in Granger for data center

Microsoft Slashes 1,000+ Jobs in Cloud Computing Division


Hour 3

Biden admin offers ‘mass amnesty’ to migrants as it quietly terminates 350,000 asylum cases: sources

Joe Biden’s Border ‘Shutdown’ Preserves Massive Loopholes

Trump Takes TikTok by Storm: Gains Over 1 Million Followers in 24 Hours

‘Very Hastily Squelched’: CNN Host Questions Dem Rep On Lab Leak Theory Narrative

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, May 15

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JOE BIDEN CHALLENGES DONALD TRUMP TO DEBATE IN A VIDEO THAT NEEDS TO BE SEEN TO BE BELIEVED (UPDATED)


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Mike Pence Sought Public Funds as 2024 Presidential Bid Collapsed

Biden plans executive order to shut down border once crossings reach 4,000 per day — despite saying he needs Congress to act

NEW STUDY CLAIMS COOKING YOUR OWN FOOD CAUSES, YOU GUESSED IT, CLIMATE CHANGE

BILL GATES IS AT IT AGAIN, NOW HE HAS A VACCINE THAT WILL STOP COWS FROM FARTING AND DESTROYING THE PLANET

Snopes Reverses ‘Fact Check’ after Ashley Biden Confirms Diary Is Real


Hour 3

Hemingway: If You Don’t Speak Out Against Democrat Lawfare, You Have No Future In The GOP

Ohio purges ‘non-citizens’ from state voter rolls, calls on Biden admin for data ahead of 2024 election

Convicted Florida Sex Offender Voted Illegally 18 Times Over Three Decades: REPORT

‘FBI Kept PUSHING’: Damning Thread Shows Just How Involved the FBI Really WAS in Plot to ‘Fednap’ Whitmer

BoA ‘De-Banks’ Whitmer Kidnap Conspiracy Documentarian

Biden compares lives lost in the line of duty to the death of his son (again), this time at the National Peace Officers’ Memorial Service

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, April 17

Daily : , April 17

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Longtime NPR Editor Who Exposed Their Bias Resigns, Rips ‘Divisive’ New CEO on the Way Out the Door

Chris Rufo is sharing old tweets from NPR’s new CEO and his summaries are sending me … get in here for the funniest ones 💀

Student Suspended 3 Days For Using Term ‘Illegal Alien’

UPDATE: Whitten, Trustees respond to faculty’s no confidence against administration

SBPD: Gun violence is down 48% in City of South Bend

No mention of reason, but …

Multiple States Witness Crime Rates Fall After Constitutional Carry

CDC Data Shows Constitutional Carry States Have Fewer Total and Gun-Related Homicides


Hour 2

Senate rejects first impeachment article against DHS Secretary Mayorkas

Hollywood Depression: Participant, Studio Behind ‘An Inconvenient Truth’ & More Woke Message Movies, Shuts Down

CALIFORNIA DEMOCRATS APPEAR TO BE A PARTY OF (AT BEST) EPHEBOPHILES, IF NOT ACTUAL PEDOPHILES

Target collecting and storing customers’ face and fingerprint scans without consent: class action lawsuit


Hour 3

Watch videos of Dubai under water after they injected chemicals into a storm and got an entire year’s worth of rain

Did you have “Marxist Camel Redistribution to Fight Climate Change” on your 2024 Bingo card? WaPo is here with the deets.

Still Surplus Arctic Ice Mid-April 2024

These two stories were published on the same day a few weeks ago 🥴

You’ll never guess who’s behind the ‘Free Palestine’ bridge-blocking protests …

Daily Show Prep: Monday, April 15

Daily : , April 15

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IDF says air base hit in Iran attack running as usual

US: Hamas rejected latest hostage deal offer and remains the obstacle to Gaza ceasefire

American Anti-War Activists Cheer for Iran’s War

: Capt. Chad Fleming

Get tickets to FreedomSystem.org’s Remember event featuring Capt. Chad Fleming

Buttigieg visits predominantly Black Alabama community following ABC News investigation about neighborhood flooding


Hour 2

BARK Air launches first luxury airlines for dogs — but charges $16K for ‘white paw service’

Report: Americans Own over 700 Million Ammo Mags with Greater Than 10-Round Capacity

Kelso gun store owner sold hundreds of high-capacity magazines in 90 minutes that ban was overturned

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McDonald’s $25 ‘deal’ goes viral; users blame California’s minimum-wage increase: ‘Your new normal’

Least Trusted Restaurant Chain in America Has 45 Indiana Locations

Indiana sees the highest gasoline price increases in the U.S. in the week before the eclipse

Liberman: US knows we need to hit back at Iran; we must seek ‘maximal coordination’

Legal aid groups welcome proposed state funding to help asylum-seekers

US House Passes Bill Renewing Warrantless Surveillance Under FISA Section 702 Amid Privacy Concerns

Report: Chronic Absenteeism in Public Schools a National Crisis