Daily Show Prep: Thursday, June 1

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Biden FALLS on stage while handing out diplomas U.S. Air Force Academy graduation

TWITTER CANCELS DEAL WITH DAILY WIRE, LABELS MATT WALSH DOC “HATEFUL CONDUCT” (UPDATE: ELON MUSK RESPONDS)

Seems like Wire was warned this recently.

Telegram Says Won’t Respond to Political Requests

ANOTHER federal court has issued an injunction against the Biden administration’s ridiculous pistol-brace rule

Want to know if that new movie is woke or not? There’s a site for that.


Hour 2

National Eating Disorder Association replaces hotline workers with new chatbot that tells anorexia and bulimic callers they need to lose weight 🤦‍♂️

State Dept Won’t Say If They’re Negotiating With Ukraine to Get U.S. Citizen Jailed For Speech Released

CBS Apparently Stonewalling Reporter Targeted by DOJ

Comer Blasts Wray’s Private Offer: Biden ‘Bribery’ File Must Go Public


Hour 3

‘Wow’: Reporter leaves John Kirby awestruck after citing hard data to ask about Biden being ‘corrupt’

Daily Show Prep: Tues, May 30

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Bud Light Sales Drop 29.5 Percent in Latest Week Since Boycott Calls

Ex-Lululemon Employees Say They Were Fired for Calling Police on Looters

Dodgers Announce Obvious Shameful Ploy to Win Back Christian Fans: ‘You Sold Your Soul for This?’

Kohl’s threatened with boycott over Pride-themed clothes after Target forced to remove collection over threats

Boycotts’ Initial Effects Hit Target’s Stock Harder Than Bud Light’s

Target Thinks Only ‘Extremists’ Think Child Grooming is Bad

‘Boycott Target’ Song Racks Up Millions Of Views, Takes Off On iTunes

Kyiv Denies Involvement as Moscow Undergoes Second Drone Attack

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Ford CEO: We’ll Have to Change Building Standards to Solve EV Charging Issue

Stanford study warns against overnight charging of electric cars at home


Hour 2

School official laments electric buses cost ‘5X more’ and are riddled with ‘performance issues’

REPORT: 6-Year-Old Ukrainian ‘Orphan’ Allegedly Turns Out To Be ‘Sociopathic’ Adult

Liz Cheney gets a NICE, refreshing glass of KARMA from Colorado College grads during commencement speech

Loudoun County principal discovers middle school students created fight clubs, taking bets

Transgender Surgery Offers NO Mental Health Boost, Study Confirms.


Hour 3

WATCH: HOLLYWOOD ACTRESS BLASTS TARGET’S “PERFORMATIVE ALLYSHIP,” CLAIMS NON-BINARY 7-YEAR-OLD CAN’T SHOP THERE ANYMORE

Why? Dropped charges for ‘white supremacist’ who drove U-Haul into WH barricade raises eyebrows

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, May 25

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Tina Turner: legendary rock’n’roll singer dies aged 83

No one is reporting what Ron DeSantis actually said in his 2024 announcement last night cuz they want to make fun of him for crashing Twitter, so here are some highlights

House Republican Pushes to Fine Schiff $16M for Russia Hoax Lies

Fox News Unleashes Layoffs amid Tumbling Viewership, Tucker’s Exit

Calif. Bans Skittles Due to Health Concerns, Still Allows Child Sex Changes

EXC: CPAC Treasurer Resigns Alleging ‘Cancer in Organization Metastasizing for Years’.

Kansas’s Racist Democrat Gov. Slammed for Axing Underground Railroad Restoration

Bill Gates was having affair with Russian woman, Jeffrey Epstein tried to blackmail him using it

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San Francisco mayor forced to abandon public safety meeting after protester throws brick

Michigan Man Gets Community Service for Shooting Anti-Abortion Campaigner

Target’s market value has dropped $9 billion in one week. Check out the leaked email the company sent employees.

Target CEO Defends ‘Tuck-Friendly’ Trans Products in Stores

Target Pulls Some LGBT Items, Claims Threats after Panic over Boycotts

Target, Facing Backlash, Pulls LGBT Pride Items by Satanist Designer

Drag queen Pattie Gonia says ‘come out’ in North Face ‘Summer of Pride’ ad

Target loses $9B in week following boycott calls over LGBTQ-friendly kids clothing

House Judiciary Threatens MLB’s Anti-Trust Exemption for Pushing Radical LGBT Agenda

Transgender Disc Golfer Wins Women’s Event in Virginia

Students Sue Prof. Who Forced Donations to Planned Parenthood


Hour 2

Indiana counselor sues after being fired over criticism of transgender pronouns

BREAKING: LGBT Pride ‘Youth Carnival’ Bars Parents From Attending

Men’s Health says men might be “gynosexual” if they are attracted to women. Or, you know, just normal men.

“Look how quickly the media freaks out about losing just a tiny part of the narrative™ machine.” These are all REAL headlines from mainstream media outlets!

More Details Revealed about IRS Targeting Twitter Files Reporter


Hour 3

Hunter Biden investigation: Second IRS whistleblower claims retaliation

Black Lives Matter Hemorrhaged Cash in 2022, Tax Documents Show

Karine Jean-Pierre Showered With Receipts After Blatant Lie on Biden and the Debt Ceiling

Disturbing video shows machete-wielding NYC professor Shellyne Rodriguez chase Post staffers down street

Shellyne Rodriguez, NYC college professor who threatened Post reporter with machete, is fired as her lawsuit against NYPD emerges

Daily Show Prep: Monday, May 8

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Megyn Kelly Exposes Fox Exec. Behind Tucker Carlson’s Leaks

Tucker Carlson Given Job Offer with Salary Up to 3 Times More than He Was Making at Fox News

Tucker Carlson Reportedly Preparing to Unleash on Fox News: He Will Not Be Silenced

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Twitter sleuths find MSNBC gun-grabbing Allen shooting eye witness and well well well, whad’ya know

SUV driver plows into crowd outside a Texas migrant and homeless shelter – killing at least seven and injuring 11 others: Charged with reckless driving

FDA Approves First Pill Containing Human Feces


Hour 2

Proud Boys Found Guilty of Seditious Conspiracy

Berkeley Prof. Sorry for Being a ‘White Person Who Incorrectly Identified as Native’

Report: DeSantis to Skip Exploratory Committee and Announce Campaign


Hour 3

AMERICA’S OLDEST BREWERY COUNTERS BUD LIGHT WITH NEW PATRIOTIC BEER CANS TO BENEFIT OUR VETERANS

“Consider it , even if it’s not” – FBI of assisting Ukraine with censorship

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Jan. 6 rioter in pink beret identified after ex spotted her in a viral FBI tweet

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Fox News Competitors Line Up To Sign Tucker Carlson. Here‘s Who Wants Him.

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was Fox ‘ biggest draw, of that, there is no doubt. While Fox continues to slump in ratings from Tucker Carlson’s exit, they have announced who will temporarily replace him. Lawrence Jones is considered a rising star at Fox, and I wish him well.

Tucker Carlson’s first video since the split with Fox News garnered over 22 million plays on the first day on Twitter. That’s about half of the total viewership for that day. One man did that.

Naturally, people are wondering where Tucker will land next, if he chooses to land anywhere, or go out on his own. Former Fox News personality Megyn Kelly thinks Tucker Carlson should do that latter.

While The Blaze, OANN, and Daily Wire have publicly said they would love to have Tucker Carlson join them (no kidding), almost no one actually thinks he would do so.

According to TMZ, upstart News Nation is very interested in hiring Tucker Carlson. The issue for News Nation is the money. Can they afford him? Most indicators say they can’t but they are so serious about making a for Tucker Carlson that their executive team flew to NYC to discuss the move internally.

former CNN host Chris Cuomo now works for News Nation making just 1/6 of his CNN . Tucker Carlson would much more. Former Fox News personality can also be seen on News Nation regularly.

Most Fox News viewers, however, are not watching News Nation. They do watch Newsmax. Many feel that Newsmax would be the natural landing spot for Tucker Carlson. They are a growing network that Tucker Carlson viewers could easily get comfortable with. It’s not outlandish to think former Fox News viewers would permanently adjust their dial to Newsmax if they landed Tucker Carlson. It has happened before.

Newsmax is reportedly ‘beating down Tucker Carlson’s door‘ to get him on their network. They allegedly even floated the idea of Tucker programming the entire channel, not just his show. I’m not sure I can trust that report, but it could be true. It’s more likely they offered Tucker a chance to pick his lead-in show to help drive ratings. Newsmax also likely has the resources to pay Tucker a salary he’d be comfortable with.

Of the traditional networks, Newsmax makes the most sense. I’m just not sure that it makes the most sense for Tucker Carlson. Megyn Kelly has a valid point that he could easily strike out on his own. To do so, he’ll probably need to establish himself on Rumble unless he self-hosts everything. YouTube isn’t going to let a free-range Tucker Carlson say what he to say during an election cycle.

One thing is clear … everyone is talking about Tucker Carlson. Not so for .