Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, July 31

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, July 31

Hour 1

Coronation Complete: Harris Sole Candidate to Qualify for DNC Roll Call

Report: Kamala Harris Will Hold First Rally With Running Mate Next Week After Announcement

Video: Megan Thee Stallion Performs Song About Her ‘Fat Pu**y’ at Kamala Harris Campaign Rally

Video of People Leaving Kamala Harris’ Rally DURING the Speech Indicates Many Weren’t There for HER

Olympians Fly In Emergency Eggs And Meat To Cope With ‘Vegan Olympics’

Aussie Swimming Star Slams ‘Ridiculous’ Woke Olympics Village Schemes, ‘Cost Her a Record’

Polish sports journalist dismissed from Olympics coverage for describing John Lennon’s “Imagine” as “a vision of communism”

John Lennon’s song “Imagine” has been described as “virtually the communist manifesto” by Lennon himself

This Texas school allows seniors to paint murals in their parking spots, but two students are being forced to paint over theirs 🤔


Hour 2

Terrorist Simps: Networks Whine About Israel Sending Terror Leaders to Hell

Officer fatally shoots armed man on Indiana college campus


Hour 3

Why does the FBI keep lying about the attempted assassination of Trump?

Doctors pull 26-inch EEL out of a man’s backside after he forced the live creature into his anus (along with a lemon)… and it started to bite his large intestine

Daily Show Prep: July 30

Daily Show Prep: July 30

Hour 1

Rep. Banks retweets about ‘illegals’ in South Bend. Mayor says they were lawful residents.

Casey inquired about the status of the migrants from the buses.

This is their response. They didn’t answer the questions.

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FLASHBACK:

Judicial Watch Sues Pete Buttigieg’s City Administration for Records of ID Cards Created to Help Illegal Aliens

City, Regional Partnership, and Nonprofit Partners Launch South Bend Regional Welcoming Plan and New American Economic Impact Data

Tuesday Tithe


Hour 2

Go Home Kam-Kam, You’re DRUNK: Transcript of Kamala Immigration/GOP Speech ACCIDENTALLY Hilarious

So ‘BUS-TED’! Kamala Harris ‘Wheel-y’ Bad Electric Bus Bet Wasted Billions of Dollars

Kamala Harris Has Promised to Ban Fracking but Now That’s Just a ‘Trump Accusation’

Disney World gets rid of drunken bear “Liver Lips McGrowl” because it’s racist and might offend alcoholics


Hour 3

Over 200 plant species to be renamed because they are [checks notes] racist

Troubling Incident at Kamala Harris PA Rally Raises Concerns About That Whole ‘Saving Democracy’ Thing

Embarrassing: MSNBC Contributor Faceplants After Trying to Hit JD Vance With a Wildly False Accusation

Gets Even WORSE for Kamala Harris: Dems Were Calling on KAMALA to Step Down Earlier This Year (Watch)

X took away the government “gray check” badge from Venezuela’s dictator after his election shenanigans

Daily Show Prep: Monday, July 29

Daily Show Prep: Monday, July 29

Hour 1

US debt reaches $35 trillion 🍾

Leaked text messages between Trump rally countersnipers show they were aware of shooter 90 MINUTES beforehand

New video shows building where Trump shooter was perched being surrounded by cops while Trump was allowed to remain on stage

Guess what is suggested when you try to Google Trump’s assassination attempt? That’s right, nothing.

CIA denies claims that Trump shooter was part of MKUltra mind control program (come see the comments)

Tech company pulls Olympics advertising after opening ceremony display many deem to be anti-Christian

The opening ceremony at the Olympics parodied the Last Supper with drag queens and an obese woman in an aureole

“Very Ballsy”: Eagle-Eyed Viewers Spot Performer’s “Scrotum” At Paris Olympics

The Olympic Village is already running out of meat and eggs because officials are pushing plant-based foods on the athletes 😬


Hour 2


Hour 3

On his way out, Biden is pushing Congress to impose term limits and “code of conduct” for Supreme Court

Harris Campaign Admits to Misleading Voters on Trump, Project 2025

The FBI confirmed that, yes, Trump was shot. But Blue Anon is still insisting that they need more evidence

Mayor Pete made the rounds this weekend to claim crime is down so let’s school him, shall we?

REPORT: 3 Suspected Palestinian Terror Suspects Caught After Illegally Crossing Border into California

Charges Dropped Against D.C. Rioters Who Assaulted Cops & Vandalized Property

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, July 18

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, July 18

Hour 1

Whistleblowers come forward on Trump rally security, Judiciary Committee says

Things Do Not Go Well When Secret Service Head Kim Cheatle Shows Up at the RNC


Hour 2

Gold Star Families From Abbey Gate Remind Biden Service Members Were Killed on His Watch

Disgrace to the Fallen: MSNBC Cuts From Gold Star Families at RNC to Yuk It Up With Dem Chair

Joy Reid Takes Bats**t INSANE to Whole New Level Sleuthing What REALLY Happened at Trump Shooting (Watch)

Dude. No. ‘Absolute LUNATIC’ John Harwood’s Deranged Thread Implying Trump Wasn’t ACTUALLY Shot BACKFIRES

Biden Has Covid Again but I Guess Masks Aren’t a Thing Anymore (Plus: This Assurance Aged Terribly)

A DESPERATE Joy Reid Compares Biden’s COVID Cold to Trump Surviving Assassination (WATCH)

BINGO! CNN Panelists Did NOT Like Contributor Explaining Life Outside the Lefty Media Bubble

‘Acceptance Is Complete’: Dem Rep and Top Biden Surrogate Says It’s Time to Make America Great Again

‘Uh, You Know … the Black Man’: BET Releases Unedited Biden Interview and HELLOOO Dumpster Fire (Watch)


Hour 3

Wife of Washington Post Columnist Who Spent Almost a Decade Calling Trump a Foreign Agent Gets Indicted for Being an Unregistered Foreign Agent

Trump gunman Thomas Crooks used bike to scout rally unimpeded

Liberal Dark Money Group Claiming To Protect ‘Voter Rights’ Funded Deceptive Ad Campaign Meant To Suppress GOP Votes

Vance embraced real Trump after breaking through ‘media’s lies’; gives voice to a new GOP generation

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, July 18

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, July 17

Hour 1

Former classmate recalls Trump shooter grilling him over support for former POTUS: ‘Did not like politicians’

Report: Trump Shooter’s Parents Warned Law Enforcement on Day of Attack

Trump Shooting Live Updates: Local Police Sniper Fired on Gunman, Official Says

Trump would-be assassin climbed air conditioning unit to access shooting perch: report

At Trump Rally, Local Police and Gunman Were in Same Warehouse Complex

Mainstream media has a new ‘plan’ to bury that iconic Trump image…


Hour 2

STUDY: Despite Massive Media Attack, Trump Popularity Has Grown

Biden says ‘medical condition’ could prompt him to drop out ‘if doctors came to me’

Dem Pollster Greenberg: Biden Will ‘Lose Everything’


Hour 3

Adam Schiff Caught Saying What Worried Democrats are Thinking

AP-NORC Poll: Nearly Two-Thirds of Democrats Want Biden to Drop Out

Report: Biden Meeting With Dems ‘Worse Than Debate’

House Democrats circulate letter to delay Biden nomination until convention: report

House Democrats circulate letter to delay Biden nomination until convention: report

Dems’ Virtual Biden Nomination Roll Call Won’t Come Before August