Daily Show Prep: Wed, Oct. 11

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Hamas Leader Calls For Global Day of Rage on Friday: ‘This is the Time for Jihad’

BREAKING: House Republicans Nominate Scalise as Speaker, But Some Signal Early Opposition

Trump and MAGA Allies Push Conspiracy Theory About Hamas Crossing Southern Border

Dumbass should probably read ‘s annual on crossing southern .

The LA Times is really out here reporting on the racism of bird segregation in Los Angeles. I’m not kidding.

California’s New ‘Ebony Alert’ System Has Nothing to Do With Rescuing Black Children

Pete Buttigieg Heckled by Climate Protesters

Coast Guard Recovers ‘Presumed Human Remains’ From Titan Submersible Disaster

https://www.953mnc.com/2023/10/11/sen-braun-calls-on-president-to-void-6-billion-money-transfer-to-iran/

‘That Is Not The Argument!’: Reporter Clashes With State Dept. Spokesman About Iran Using Unfrozen Funds To Back Hamas

‘Fired for expressing views?’: Canadians split after Air Canada removes pilot for posting Palestine protest photos

WATCH: ISRAELI MOM WHOSE KIDS WERE ABDUCTED WRECKS ANDREA MITCHELL’S SMUG FACE WHEN ASKED ABOUT ISRAEL RETALIATING

How ’bout NO? Adam Kinzinger pushing to hold Israeli aid HOSTAGE to benefit Ukraine goes so VERY wrong

https://nationalfile.com/speaker-vote-delayed-as-scalise-cant-meet-218-vote-threshold/
Speaker Delayed as Can’t Meet 218 Vote Threshold

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, May 25

Daily : , 25

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Tina Turner: legendary rock’n’roll singer dies aged 83

No one is reporting what Ron DeSantis actually said in his 2024 announcement last night cuz they want to make fun of him for crashing Twitter, so here are some highlights

House Republican Pushes to Fine Schiff $16M for Russia Hoax Lies

Fox News Unleashes Layoffs amid Tumbling Viewership, Tucker’s Exit

Calif. Bans Skittles Due to Health Concerns, Still Allows Child Sex Changes

EXC: CPAC Treasurer Resigns Alleging ‘Cancer in Organization Metastasizing for Years’.

Kansas’s Racist Democrat Gov. Slammed for Axing Underground Railroad Restoration

Bill Gates was having affair with Russian woman, Jeffrey Epstein tried to blackmail him using it

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San Francisco mayor forced to abandon public safety meeting after protester throws brick

Michigan Man Gets Community Service for Shooting Anti-Abortion Campaigner

Target’s market value has dropped $9 billion in one week. Check out the leaked email the company sent employees.

Target CEO Defends ‘Tuck-Friendly’ Trans Products in Stores

Target Pulls Some LGBT Items, Claims Threats after Panic over Boycotts

Target, Facing Backlash, Pulls LGBT Pride Items by Satanist Designer

Drag queen Pattie Gonia says ‘come out’ in North Face ‘Summer of Pride’ ad

Target loses $9B in week following boycott calls over LGBTQ-friendly kids clothing

House Judiciary Threatens MLB’s Anti-Trust Exemption for Pushing Radical LGBT Agenda

Transgender Disc Golfer Wins Women’s Event in Virginia

Students Sue Prof. Who Forced Donations to Planned Parenthood


Hour 2

Indiana counselor sues after being fired over criticism of transgender pronouns

BREAKING: LGBT Pride ‘Youth Carnival’ Bars Parents From Attending

Men’s Health says men might be “gynosexual” if they are attracted to women. Or, you know, just normal men.

“Look how quickly the media freaks out about losing just a tiny part of the narrative™ machine.” These are all REAL headlines from mainstream media outlets!

More Details Revealed about IRS Targeting Twitter Files Reporter


Hour 3

Hunter Biden investigation: Second IRS whistleblower claims retaliation

Black Lives Matter Hemorrhaged Cash in 2022, Tax Documents Show

Karine Jean-Pierre Showered With Receipts After Blatant Lie on Biden and the Debt Ceiling

Disturbing video shows machete-wielding NYC professor Shellyne Rodriguez chase Post staffers down street

Shellyne Rodriguez, NYC college professor who threatened Post reporter with machete, is fired as her lawsuit against NYPD emerges

Daily Show Prep: Monday, March 13

Daily : , 13

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Whitmer Admits Some Of Her Lockdown Policies Didn’t Make Sense

‘Feds Broke It’: Observers Melt Down After Major Bank Collapses Overnight

Shocked Not Shocked: Failed Silicon Valley Bank Victim of Its Own Woke Green Energy Priorities

COMER: SILICON VALLEY BANK IS ‘ONE OF THE MOST WOKE BANKS IN THEIR QUEST FOR ESG POLICIES’

Signature Bank de-banked Trump after Jan 6—now the regulators have shut them down

The Federal Reserve Just Made An Emergency Decision Which Will Fundamentally Change Banking In America Forever

University of Notre Dame to Host Event on ‘Queer Holiness’

FLORIDA DEMOCRAT’S TWEET ABOUT RON DESANTIS, “BUTT PLUG PORN” GETS HIT WITH GREATEST COMMUNITY NOTES OF ALL TIME


Hour 2

Pendleton Heights HS counselor fired, school board says she lied about student gender plans

https://headlineusa.com/judge-convicts-j6-protester-denies-request-to-review-new-videos/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=judge-convicts-j6-protester-denies-request-to-review-new-videos

Proud Boys J6 Sedition Trial Halted After Leaked Chat Logs Show FBI Agent Said Her Boss Ordered Her to ‘Destroy Evidence’

‘Petition to ban men from Instacart’: Customer says male Instacart shopper got her $16 worth of ground ginger instead of ginger root she ordered

BONELESS WINGS ARE JUST THE BREAST …


Hour 3

White House demands Pence apologize for ‘homophobic joke’ aimed at Buttigieg

IRS audit finds 42,000 feds cheating on taxes

IRS Reminds Many Retirees They Must Withdraw Money from IRAs by Special Deadline or Face Penalties

won’t go feds cheat on , but they will take 50% of retiree’s funds.

Visa and Mastercard ‘pause’ decision to categorize gun-store purchases after significant pressure from state-level Republicans

Daily Show Prep: Monday, Oct. 3

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https://summit.news/2022/10/03/biden-thanks-coast-guard-diver-for-saving-lives-in-florida-plans-to-fire-him-in-days-over-vax-mandate/

Readout of President Joe Biden’s Call with Lieutenant Commander Christopher Hooper and Aviation Survival Technician Second Class Zach Loesch of the U. S. Coast Guard

Biden Thanks Coast Guard Rescue Swimmer He’s Kicking Out over Vaccine Mandate

It’s Not Biden’s Gaffes That Matter, It’s His Blatant Lies That Are Inexcusable

Biden Praises Coast Guard Hero, but What He’s Going to Do to Him Is Despicable

It’s Not Biden’s Gaffes That Matter, It’s His Blatant Lies That Are Inexcusable

https://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2022/10/03/rcps-tom-bevan-explains-where-the-momentum-is-swinging-with-midterms-5-weeks-away-cue-dem-panic/

https://headlineusa.com/poll-michigans-governor-race-closer/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=poll-michigans-governor-race-closer

Mich. AG Dana Nessel tries to mock Whitmer challenger Tudor Dixon for not having celeb endorsements like this one


Hour 2

WATCH: Stunning Moment Cheating Scandal Allegedly Uncovered at Pro-Fishing Tournament

Leftist Billy Eichner lashes out at straight people after his LGBTQ movie Bros flops, blames homophobia for abysmal box office opening

Box Office Endures Worst September in 26 Years (Excluding 2020)

School Caves After People Feel ‘Uncomfortable and Unwelcome,’ Will No Longer Allow Flag to Be Carried Onto Field

Terrified To Speak And Unable To Think: Young Americans Have An Irrational Fear Of Ideas


Hour 3

Professor reports to WEF, expresses frustration about “misinformation” because it’s legal speech

‘We Own the Science’: WEF Member Reveals How Global Elites Work with Google to Censor Critics

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https://summit.news/2022/09/30/fauci-net-worth-soared-66-during-pandemic/

Trevor Noah Loses TV Show After Years Of Disrespecting America. What A Pity (Not)

Daily Show Prep: Monday, June 27

Daily : , 27

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Carlson on Dem Reaction to Dobbs: ‘Don’t Lecture Us Ever Again About the Sanctity of Our Institutions’

‘I Didnt Realize I Was a Target’: American Woman Says She Was Sexually Assaulted at Mexican All-Inclusive Resort

Ex-NFL star dishes on Colin Kaepernick’s Raiders workout, saying he heard it was ‘a disaster’


Hour 2

Second Pfizer Jab Taken After Shorter Interval May Have Higher Myocarditis, Pericarditis Risk, Doctor Says

West Point graduates sign letter challenging leadership of military academy

Grocery store worker charged with assaulting Rudy Giuliani over abortion ruling

Former USA Today editor says company retaliated after he claimed that only women can get pregnant


Hour 3

Facebook Caught Allowing ISIS Content While Censoring US Conservatives

https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2022/06/27/buckle-up-democrats-wokal-distance-shares-epic-thread-about-the-new-republican-and-how-were-going-to-just-destroy-the-left/

Biden Is Terribly Wrong on Abortion and International Norms

LEFTISTS CRY BLOODY MURDER AFTER MAN DRIVES TRUCK THROUGH PROTESTERS

High court allows football coach’s prayer as private religious expression

Report: GOP Gaining 1 Million+ Voters as Democrats Bleed Support