Daily Show Prep: Friday, Aug. 2

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Secret is infuriating

JD Vance rips Kamala Harris for more word salad — ‘significance of the power of diplomacy’

Second ‘failed gender test’ boxer Lin Yu-Ting WINS opening fight at the Olympics via unanimous decision – after being cleared to compete in women’s event despite eligibility row – before opponent leaves the ring in TEARS

Recreational cannabis sales coming to Ohio Tuesday


Hour 2

People are wondering if Joe Biden accidentally boarded this plane thinking it was Air Force One

Delphi murders: Expert reveals details about girls’ deaths, safekeeping order vacated

Disaster: U.S. Economy Added Just 114,000 Jobs in July, Unemployment Surges

Hundreds of noncitizens removed from voter rolls in Ohio

That Thing That’s Not Happening Happened AGAIN: AL Democrat Arrested on FELONY VOTER FRAUD Charges


Hour 3

Biden-Harris FDA recommended puberty blockers to minors despite noting that the drugs are associated with an “increased risk of depression and suicidality”

Britain’s Royal Air Force Crusaders drop nickname after single complaint: It may be “offensive” to Muslims

Biden DHS Alleged To Have Tried To Suppress Critical Jan. 6 Report

The United States will not recognize Maduro’s “victory” in Venezuelan election, acknowledges his rival as the winner

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, June 26

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Hour 1

FLASHBACK:

Color Me Shocked: Special Counsel Admits to FBI Tampering of Mar-a-Lago Documents

Rep. Lauren Boebert wins GOP primary after switching Colorado districts; Hurd, Crank also notch wins

Fire-alarm lover Jamaal Bowman lost his expensive primary last night and seemed a bit 
 unstable during his concession speech

Supreme Court tosses case that would prevent government from coercing social media to censor people. Check out Alito’s outraged dissent.


Hour 2

VIDEO: We now have living robot skin that can smile. Let the nightmares begin!

Rep. Banks tells Speaker Johnson House GOP should support Bannon legal defense

WaPo says “we’ve been accidentally cooling the planet 
 while warming it” 
 I’ve done my best to translate the clown speak for ya đŸ„Ž

Saying “good morning” is racist now, according to this woman


Hour 3

WikiLeaks’ Assange pleads guilty to publishing US military secrets in deal that secures his freedom

FLASHBACK:

Julian Assange ‘phoned the White House to warn of risk to lives’ over Wikileaks release

He added: “You can accurately describe this chapter of as lies, lies and more lies.”

Mr Summers said WikiLeaks had begun redacting 250,000 leaked documents November 2010, working with partners around the world.

He added: “That process involved the government and feeding suggested redactions to the media.

“Knowing the US government was involved in the redaction process, can it be in any said the request represents fair or representation of what occurred?”

Mr Summers blamed the leaks on a 2011 book from The Guardian newspaper about WikiLeaks, which contained a 58-key password.

18 revelations from Wikileaks’ hacked Clinton emails

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, June 26

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Fox News Host Notes Biden Camp Not Eager to Discuss Fact-Check They Called a ‘Blatant Lie’

. Joseph County Chair, Tyler Gillean is resigning this month.

More than 10,000 human remains found on suspected serial killer’s farm

‘Grave concerns:’ Court docs show sheriff requesting prosecutor and judges release inmates to ease jail population

“WHITE FORTRESSING”: White flight has been upgraded to explain that forming new cities to escape corruption is extra racist


Hour 2

The Acolyte’ Showrunner Says She’s ‘So Into’ Series Being Called The ‘Gayest Star Wars,’ Calls R2-D2 A ‘Lesbian’

Covid vaccines may have helped fuel rise in excess deaths

Laptop Dems/Media Called ‘Russian Disinformation’ Entered As Evidence at Hunter Biden Trial

House Republicans refer Hunter Biden, James Biden for criminal prosecution amid impeachment inquiry

Hunter Biden gun crime trial enters 3rd day with cross examination of FBI agent

Woman banned from school district after recording meeting with principal


Hour 3

Georgia court puts pause on Fani Willis’ sweeping election case against Trump

Judge overseeing Trump’s classified docs case will weigh if Jack Smith’s appointment was lawful

Two more Boeing whistleblowers go public over plane safety: ‘Like a ticking timebomb’

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, June 26

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WHAT?! Scottie Scheffler was just led away in handcuffs at the PGA Championship 👀

The internet is clowning the cops who arrested the #1 golfer on the planet this morning. I compiled the funniest reactions for y’all ✊

: Brie on Granny Ripper


Hour 2

District 49 race to be recounted

Houston-Area Judge Orders Election Redo in 2022 Race Due to 1,430 Illegal Votes

Indicted Sen. Menendez Blames Cancer-Stricken Wife for Bribery


Hour 3

Harrison Butker’s WOMEN’S jersey is completely sold out in the NFL store as the Left continues to freakout over his pro-Catholic speech

Black Studies Professor Claims Romance Is White Supremacy

Study: Risk of suicide increases 12x after “gender-affirming” surgery 
 is anyone surprised?

Greg Abbott pardons vet Daniel Perry in shooting of rifle-wielding BLM protester

‘One Less Car’: How this country is encouraging green mobility

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, May 15

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JOE BIDEN CHALLENGES DONALD TRUMP TO DEBATE IN A VIDEO THAT NEEDS TO BE SEEN TO BE BELIEVED (UPDATED)


Hour 2

Mike Pence Sought Public Funds as 2024 Presidential Bid Collapsed

Biden plans executive order to shut down border once crossings reach 4,000 per day — despite saying he needs Congress to act

NEW STUDY CLAIMS COOKING YOUR OWN FOOD CAUSES, YOU GUESSED IT, CLIMATE CHANGE

BILL GATES IS AT IT AGAIN, NOW HE HAS A VACCINE THAT WILL STOP COWS FROM FARTING AND DESTROYING THE PLANET

Snopes Reverses ‘Fact Check’ after Ashley Biden Confirms Diary Is Real


Hour 3

Hemingway: If You Don’t Speak Out Against Democrat Lawfare, You Have No Future In The GOP

Ohio purges ‘non-citizens’ from state voter rolls, calls on Biden admin for data ahead of 2024 election

Convicted Florida Sex Offender Voted Illegally 18 Times Over Three Decades: REPORT

‘FBI Kept PUSHING’: Damning Thread Shows Just How Involved the FBI Really WAS in Plot to ‘Fednap’ Whitmer

BoA ‘De-Banks’ Whitmer Kidnap Conspiracy Documentarian

Biden compares lives lost in the line of duty to the death of his son (again), this time at the National Peace Officers’ Memorial Service