Daily Show Prep: Friday, May 17

Daily : , 17

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WHAT?! Scottie Scheffler was just led away in handcuffs at the PGA Championship 👀

The internet is clowning the cops who arrested the #1 golfer on the planet this morning. I compiled the funniest reactions for y’all ✊

: Brie on Granny Ripper


Hour 2

District 49 race to be recounted

Houston-Area Judge Orders Election Redo in 2022 Race Due to 1,430 Illegal Votes

Indicted Sen. Menendez Blames Cancer-Stricken Wife for Bribery


Hour 3

Harrison Butker’s WOMEN’S jersey is completely sold out in the NFL store as the Left continues to freakout over his pro-Catholic speech

Black Studies Professor Claims Romance Is White Supremacy

Study: Risk of suicide increases 12x after “gender-affirming” surgery … is anyone surprised?

Greg Abbott pardons vet Daniel Perry in shooting of rifle-wielding BLM protester

‘One Less Car’: How this country is encouraging green mobility

Daily : Wednesday, Nov. 25

Judge Blocks Certification of Pennsylvania Election Results

Open Lines

BREAKING: Trump pardons former national security adviser Mike Flynn

State of Indiana pays $15M for unemployment helpline workers who can’t offer much help

Trump team says it’s won hearings in Arizona, Michigan, Pennsylvania legislatures on voting concerns

Republicans Sue to Stop Wisconsin Vote Certification

https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2020/11/25/wisconsin-reaches-the-poop-emoji-stage-of-the-election/

Side effects from the COVID-19 vaccine won’t be a ‘walk in the park,’ doctors warn

Denver’s Democrat Mayor Flies to Family Thanksgiving After Edict to ‘Avoid Travel, if You Can’

Audible Gasps and Laughter From Crowd and Panel at PA Hearing When Witness Says Vote “Spikes” Went 600,000 For Biden and 3,200 For Trump (VIDEO)

Computer repairman at center of ‘Biden laptop’ scandal closes shop, disappears amid purported death threats

Jeopardy!’ names Ken Jennings as guest host. Just 1 day later, cancel culture comes for him over a 6-year-old tweet.

 

Gretchen Whitmer Plays Dumb And Her Dumb Supporters Believe Her – April 27 1

Michigan Legislature Bucks Gov. Whitmer, Votes To Repeal Emergency Powers

Michigan legislator who praised Trump says Gov. Whitmer behind retaliatory move to censure her

FDA Approves Home COVID-19 Test, Is Overseeing 72 Trials of Treatments

University: Research Team Developed ‘Breakthrough Technology’ That Could Block Coronavirus From Infecting Human Cells

COFFEE SURVIVAL PACKS

The Cuomos’ Coronavirus Health Blog Suggests Bathing In Clorox Bleach And Using A ‘Body Charger’

Mike Flynn, Who Trump Says He May Pardon, Files Court Documents With Evidence He Was ‘Deliberately Set Up’ By FBI

 

Daily : Monday, April 27

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https://hotair.com/archives/jazz-shaw/2020/04/25/whitmer-dont-know-awarded-contract-campaign-vendor-just-went-dark/

Michigan Legislature Bucks Gov. Whitmer, Votes To Repeal Emergency Powers

https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2020/04/24/she-is-just-evil-gov-gretchen-whitmer-doesnt-even-try-to-hide-abusing-her-power-during-the-pandemic-watch/

Michigan legislator who praised Trump says Gov. Whitmer behind retaliatory move to censure her

FDA Approves Home COVID-19 Test, Is Overseeing 72 Trials of Treatments

University: Research Team Developed ‘Breakthrough Technology’ That Could Block Coronavirus From Infecting Human Cells

COFFEE SURVIVAL PACKS

The Cuomos’ Coronavirus Health Blog Suggests Bathing In Clorox Bleach And Using A ‘Body Charger’

Mike Flynn, Who Trump Says He May Pardon, Files Court Documents With Evidence He Was ‘Deliberately Set Up’ By FBI


Hour 2

Dr. Deborah Birx Comes To President’s Defense, Accuses Media Of Being ‘Slicey And Dicey’ Over Trump’s Disinfectant Comments

‘We’re Missing The Bigger Pieces’: Dr. Birx Scolds Media For Focusing On Trump Flubs Over Coronavirus Data

Trump Ends Daily Coronavirus Briefings After Media Clashes: ‘Not Worth The Time And Effort’

Birx Shuts Down Reporter Trump Called ‘Third-Rate.’ Then Trump Jumps In.

media is just lazy.

New York Times Attacks Fox News On COVID-19 With Bogus Timeline. Author’s Tweet Comes Back To Bite Her.

Again, the press are rewriting their history.

TECH TYRANNY: Twitter Suspends Account and YouTube Removes Video of Biotech Company that Created COVID-19 Treatment Using UV Light in Lungs


Hour 3

CNN ‘Larry King’ episode featuring Biden accuser’s mother disappears from Google Play catalog

Three Potential Biden Running Mates Appeared On Sunday Shows. None Were Asked About Sex Assault Allegations.

16 Reasons Why I Believe Joe Biden Sexually Assaulted Tara Reade

Biden to Hold ‘Virtual Women’s Town Hall’ After Tara Reade’s Claims are Bolstered by New Evidence

Media Claims Calls To Poison Control Have Increased Due To Trump’s ‘Disinfectant’ Comments. That’s Not True.

South Korea Detects ‘Unusual Increase’ in North Korean Air, Artillery Operations

 

DOJ Drops Charges Against ‘Russian Trolls’ – March 19 2

Casey explains why he’s isolation

New York Stock Exchange To Close Trading Floor Over Coronavirus

DOJ drops charges against ‘Russian trolls’ after they dared demand evidence in US court

Google employee hits pro-life activist on video, then countersues him for $5 million for ‘injury to feelings’

Surprise! Anti-Gamergater SJW “Journalist” Convicted of Attempting to Entice a Minor Into a Sexual Act

SONY PLAYSTATION 5: FULL SPECS AND DETAILS RELEASED

Trump considering ‘full pardon’ for Michael Flynn after FBI ‘lost’ records