Daily Show Prep: Friday, May 17

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WHAT?! Scottie Scheffler was just led away in handcuffs at the PGA Championship 👀

The internet is clowning the cops who arrested the #1 golfer on the planet this morning. I compiled the funniest reactions for y’all ✊

: Brie on Granny Ripper


Hour 2

District 49 race to be recounted

Houston-Area Judge Orders Election Redo in 2022 Race Due to 1,430 Illegal Votes

Indicted Sen. Menendez Blames Cancer-Stricken Wife for Bribery


Hour 3

Harrison Butker’s WOMEN’S jersey is completely sold out in the NFL store as the Left continues to freakout over his pro-Catholic speech

Black Studies Professor Claims Romance Is White Supremacy

Study: Risk of suicide increases 12x after “gender-affirming” surgery … is anyone surprised?

Greg Abbott pardons vet Daniel Perry in shooting of rifle-wielding BLM protester

‘One Less Car’: How this country is encouraging green mobility

Daily Show Prep: Friday, May 17

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House Judiciary votes to hold Garland in contempt


Hour 2

Rep. Dan Goldman, Client of Judge Merchan’s Daughter, Says He Prepped Michael Cohen Testimony

Interview: Rep. Jim Banks on Steven Crowder’s exclusive DEI story about the US Navy

1 candidate disqualified from Fort Wayne City Council caucus

COURT DOCS: Child care employee charged, accused of being intoxicated and battering child with autism

‘They took our dream’ | USDA funding cut leaves Fort Wayne residents without homes

Speaking of failing up …

So… much… equity! Diversity exec gets 5 years for stealing millions from Facebook and Nike

HEALTH ALERT: DOCTOR INTRODUCES MUCH-NEEDED ALTERNATIVE TO CORRUPT AMERICAN DIABETES ASSOCIATION

Climate Change May Worsen Health Conditions Like Dementia, Epilepsy, Depression, Study Suggests

Climate change is affecting mental health literally everywhere


Hour 3

In complete disregard of The Cube Rule, Indiana judge rules that tacos and burritos are sandwiches

Tortas are Mexican . Tacos and are not.

“Up to a third” of illegal immigrants are registered to vote, according to new study: “Potentially high enough to overturn the will of the American people”

Indiana AG sues former sheriff Jamey Noel and family for $3.1 million, asks to freeze all assets

Michael Cohen’s Ex-Lawyer Accuses Him of Perjury in Trump Trial

Panel of attorneys tell Jake Tapper why Alvin Bragg’s case against Trump is doomed: ‘The prosecution hasn’t met its burden’

Don’t Buy The Spin: Americans Are Getting Poorer While Prices Keep Going Up

Daily Show Prep: Friday, May 17

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UN revises Gaza death toll, almost 50% less women and children killed than previously reported

Alvin Bragg Deleted Phone Call Records Of Michael Cohen And Stormy Daniels’ Lawyer

‘Mr. Fix-It’ Michael Cohen bombs on the stand, offers no new evidence to convict Trump

‘Kangaroo Court’: Denying Mistrial Over Stormy Daniels’ Testimony Is One Of Many Mistakes By Judge, Legal Experts Say

: Tithe with


Hour 2

California teens awarded over $1 million after wrongly expulsion for alleged blackface

Shrimp’s Carbon Footprint Is 10 Times Greater Than Beef’s

Daily Show Prep: Monday, May 13

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Republican VP Hopeful JD Vance Shows Up at Court for Trump

That little lesson from Panama’s election for lawfare-obsessed Democrats

CNN, Other Warner Bros. Discovery Networks See Advertising Plunge 11 Percent as Viewership Plummets

HOW BAD IS THE BIDEN BORDER CRISIS? CNN’S FAREED ZAKARIA JUST CALLED FOR BIDEN TO BRING BACK TRUMP’S POLICIES

‘My God’: CNN Data Guru Says Sun Belt Polling Is ‘Absolute Disaster’ For Joe Biden

Biden Admin Wants Israeli Forces To ‘Get Out Of Gaza,’ Secretary Blinken Says

ABC’s Mary Bruce Invents Weird New ‘Anti-Semitic Trope’ With Which To Smear Trump

Biden slammed by tsunami of backlash after claiming ‘we leave no one behind’

Jen Psaki Forced to Admit AND Correct BLATANT, Shameful Lie She Told to Protect Biden in Her New Book


Hour 2

legit got by , finally.

PATRIOTIC AND PETTY! MAN’S RESPONSE TO COMPLAINTS ABOUT HIS BOAT IN HIS DRIVEWAY GOES VIRAL, “I LIKE TO MAKE A POLITICAL STATEMENT”

: Tim from Party

The Congressional candidate everyone in the GOP is talking about


Hour 3

BREAKING: Black Marine Charged w/ Planning Mass Shooting against ‘Privileged White People’

Report: Pentagon Orders Withdrawal from Niger

Report: Biological Male Represented by ACLU Rapes Inmate in Female Prison

Two Zelenskky Ministers Sacked Following Multi-Million Dollar Corruption Scandal

Sen. Lee Blasts Biden: Withholding Terrorists’ Location from Israel Is ‘Extortion’

Iranian lawmaker declares Tehran obtained nuclear bombs

OpenAI drops “omnimodel” that can watch what you’re doing, understand your emotions, and respond. I guarantee you won’t believe this is a machine talking.

Pelosi says 2016 election was “hijacked” during Oxford Union debate with Mumford & Sons guitarist

Daily Show Prep: Friday, May 17

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Hour 1

Who’s really behind all the negative ads in the Republican primary for Congress?

Interview: Andy Rutten is running for . Joseph

April Jobs Report Shows Native-Born American Workers Are ‘Left Behind.’


Hour 2

Interview: Wendy Davis is running for Indiana CD-3

Biden administration mum on report of withheld military support to Israel

IDF Urges Rafah Evacuations; Drops Flyers in Gaza; Attack Imminent

Three IDF Soldiers Killed by Hamas Rockets at Border Crossing Biden Demanded Israel Open

Interview: Tim Chair of the St. Joseph County Party and -10

Indiana residents see property tax assessments spike nearly 50%


Hour 3

Interview: Curtis is running for Indiana

Solar and agriculture are at a crossroads in Maine

Interview: Randy Figg is running for for St. Joseph County Council

How To Talk To Your Normie Neighbor About Election Integrity