Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, March 20

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‘Give Planet Fitness The Bud Light Treatment’ — Calls Grow To Boycott Gym After String Of Sexual Abuse From Men In Women’s Bathrooms


Hour 2

Charges Dropped Against Gold Star Father Who Shouted At Biden During SOTU Address

Fla. Judge Drops the Boom on Corrupt Special Counsel w/ 2-Page Ultimatum


Hour 3

Wednesday Wisdom

Dow rises 400 points to record close after Fed says 3 rate cuts are on the way: Live updates

Gotta lower rates to help win.

Liberal College Professor Goes BALLISTIC After NYPD Officer Gives Her Kid a Couple Stickers

Hospital Transparency Pricing Report

Texas’ new immigration law is blocked again

House unanimously votes to keep sensitive American data out of hostile countries’ hands

EXCLUSIVEMultimillion dollar fund manager ditches Tyson Foods, saying meat giant sacking US workers to hire 42,000 asylum seekers is the ‘woke liberal takeover of America’

IN THE NAME OF DIVERSITY AND EQUITY, A BLUE STATE WILL NO LONGER REQUIRE LAWYERS TO TAKE THE BAR EXAM

AWFL WOKE PROFESSOR: MARRIAGE TOTALLY ADVANCES “WHITE SUPREMACY”

Daily Show Prep: Monday, Feb. 19

Daily : , Feb. 19

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Nolte: Doomed CNN Forced to ‘Dramatically’ Slash Anchor Salaries

Masked ‘Recovering Journo’ Shaming United for Plane Air Quality ACCIDENTALLY Funniest Post of the Day

The Atlantic Claims Rich People Leave Their Curtains Open to Torment the Poors ANNND Twitter Has Thoughts

Teen car wash worker has lemonade hurled at her, retaliates by spraying pressure hose at rude customer in viral video


Hour 2

The NYPD Has a ‘Dance’ Team and the Dancing COVID Nurses Would Like a Word

Biden admin reportedly doubling down on gas car crackdown

The Boom in Battery Metals for EVs Is Turning to Bust

Shutdown of Indiana oil refinery impacts gas prices with a 21 cent increase from last month

Biden’s Inflation Reduction Act, Meant To Counter China, Prompted Explosion in Chinese Battery Imports

SCIENTISTS MAKE BREAKTHROUGH DISCOVERY WHILE EXPERIMENTING WITH URINE: ‘WE CAN REUSE A VERY SIGNIFICANT PORTION OF THE COBALT’

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Hour 3

The Internet Was Made for Nikki Haley’s Hilariously Unfortunate Wording in Her ’12 Fellas’ Post

Jill Biden gives SOTU invite to Texas woman who went to great lengths to kill her disabled unborn child

Kansas Man Speaks Out After He Was Wrongly Accused Of Being Suspected KC Parade Shooter: ‘I Just Want To Clear My Name’

Complete PARODY: Mollie Hemingway Calls NYT OUT for Praising Fani Willis’ DRESS (That Was on BACKWARD)

WOW: Victor Davis Hanson Rattles Off List of Biden’s Lies (Just in the Past WEEK)

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, May 25

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Tina Turner: legendary rock’n’roll singer dies aged 83

No one is reporting what Ron DeSantis actually said in his 2024 announcement last night cuz they want to make fun of him for crashing Twitter, so here are some highlights

House Republican Pushes to Fine Schiff $16M for Russia Hoax Lies

Fox News Unleashes Layoffs amid Tumbling Viewership, Tucker’s Exit

Calif. Bans Skittles Due to Health Concerns, Still Allows Child Sex Changes

EXC: CPAC Treasurer Resigns Alleging ‘Cancer in Organization Metastasizing for Years’.

Kansas’s Racist Democrat Gov. Slammed for Axing Underground Railroad Restoration

Bill Gates was having affair with Russian woman, Jeffrey Epstein tried to blackmail him using it

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San Francisco mayor forced to abandon public safety meeting after protester throws brick

Michigan Man Gets Community Service for Shooting Anti-Abortion Campaigner

Target’s market value has dropped $9 billion in one week. Check out the leaked email the company sent employees.

Target CEO Defends ‘Tuck-Friendly’ Trans Products in Stores

Target Pulls Some LGBT Items, Claims Threats after Panic over Boycotts

Target, Facing Backlash, Pulls LGBT Pride Items by Satanist Designer

Drag queen Pattie Gonia says ‘come out’ in North Face ‘Summer of Pride’ ad

Target loses $9B in week following boycott calls over LGBTQ-friendly kids clothing

House Judiciary Threatens MLB’s Anti-Trust Exemption for Pushing Radical LGBT Agenda

Transgender Disc Golfer Wins Women’s Event in Virginia

Students Sue Prof. Who Forced Donations to Planned Parenthood


Hour 2

Indiana counselor sues after being fired over criticism of transgender pronouns

BREAKING: LGBT Pride ‘Youth Carnival’ Bars Parents From Attending

Men’s Health says men might be “gynosexual” if they are attracted to women. Or, you know, just normal men.

“Look how quickly the media freaks out about losing just a tiny part of the narrative™ machine.” These are all REAL headlines from mainstream media outlets!

More Details Revealed about IRS Targeting Twitter Files Reporter


Hour 3

Hunter Biden investigation: Second IRS whistleblower claims retaliation

Black Lives Matter Hemorrhaged Cash in 2022, Tax Documents Show

Karine Jean-Pierre Showered With Receipts After Blatant Lie on Biden and the Debt Ceiling

Disturbing video shows machete-wielding NYC professor Shellyne Rodriguez chase Post staffers down street

Shellyne Rodriguez, NYC college professor who threatened Post reporter with machete, is fired as her lawsuit against NYPD emerges

Daily Show Prep: Monday, Aug. 1

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Amazon announces layoffs after Biden admin links ‘recession’ to low unemployment

https://summit.news/2022/08/01/senior-economist-fact-checked-by-facebook-for-saying-u-s-is-in-recession/

Indiana state Senate passes near-total abortion ban bill

CNN’s Dr. Wen: ‘It’s Time for the U.S. to Declare a State of Emergency’ for Monkeypox

First bugs, now CANNIBALISM: scientist says humans need to eat other humans to “fight climate change”


Hour 2

Trump, Tucker and MTG hang at LIV golf tournament as chants of ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ erupt

Jan. 6 rioters driven by loyalty to Trump, not insurrection: Harvard Study

Liberal DA Defends Teen Who Brutally Attacked NYPD Officer

CHEERLEADER KICKED OUT OF CAMP FOR CHOKING TEAMMATE WHO CALLED HER ‘MAN WITH A PENIS,’ CLAIMS TRANSPHOBIA

https://summit.news/2022/08/01/kavanaugh-assassin-suspect-identified-as-a-transgender-female/

Hour 3

https://headlineusa.com/economists-condemn-facebook-fact-checkers/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=economists-condemn-facebook-fact-checkers
https://headlineusa.com/jesse-jackson-shakedown-sesame-street/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=jesse-jackson-shakedown-sesame-street
https://headlineusa.com/maricopa-county-ids-election-workers-who-deleted-ariz-audit-files/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=maricopa-county-ids-election-workers-who-deleted-ariz-audit-files

Wednesday, July 12 – 2 Podcast

 

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NYPD Officers Turn Their Backs on De Blasio at Murdered Cop’s Funeral

Hundreds of NYPD police officers turned their backs on left-wing Mayor Bill de Blasio when Democrat spoke at Tuesday — not the first time de Blasio has had the NYPD turn their backs on him in protest of his -cop actions.

Teen blasted ‘F–k Tha Police’ during slain officer’s funeral | New York Post

A Bronx teen defiantly blasted the NWA song “F— Tha Police” out his third-floor apartment window Tuesday as thousands of cops were gathered below to mourn slain cop — prompting a house call from about 20 officers.

VP Mike Pence: ‘We Hope and Pray that Little Charlie Gard Gets Every Chance’ – Breitbart

During an interview on The Rush Limbaugh Show , U.S. President Mike Pence said he prayed that British baby Charlie Gard gets every chance at life.

Science Is Turning People Into Batteries | The Daily Caller

Companies like Matrix Industries — scheduled to come out with the first ever watch powered by body heat in September — see commercial opportunities in tapping into the body’s battery potential.

Matrix Industries? You’re joking right? Humans were batteries in The Matrix.

Vaping Study Torpedoes Claims E-Cigarettes Are A Gateway To Smoking

The study showed 96 percent of respondents already smoked before they started using e-cigarettes and roughly 90 percent of those respondents managed to quit smoking with the device. It also showed the overwhelming majority said they experienced notable improvements in their health after switching to vaping.