The same people who claim they are saving democracy are desperate to keep the American people from deciding the presidential election at the ballot box. https://t.co/ymJsdgAT8z
— Senator Bill Hagerty (@SenatorHagerty) March 4, 2024

Nikki Haley ‘No Longer Bound’ by Pledge to Endorse Trump

Oklahoma School Under Fire for Toe-Licking Fundraising Event

Come see the “toxic phrases” CNBC apparently wants you to lose friendships over

Hour 2

Half of college grads are working high school-level jobs a year after graduation

Attorney General Todd Rokita announces new program to protect kids

Buttigieg Blames Biden’s Poor Approval Ratings on Media Coverage

The North Face offers 20% off to customers who complete a digital course in racial inclusion

We Finally Know How Much Damage Bud Light Boycott Did To Anheuser-Busch

Southwest Allen County Schools board to seek help with superintendent search

Hour 3

Merrick Garland Declares Election Integrity Racist, Threatens Red States

Laken Riley’s Mother: The Murder Was an ‘Avoidable Tragedy’

Blue Line, shrooms and other bills that didn’t make the cut at the Statehouse

More Netflix price hikes might be coming soon, analysts say

‘It’s Like Survivor’: Cable News Braces For The Great Pay Cut

Daily Show Prep: Monday, Feb. 26

by Casey | Feb 26, 2024 | Blog, Daily Show Prep

Hour 1

Fort Wayne Mayor Tom Henry Reveals Cancer Diagnosis

2024 United States primary elections

Koch Network Pulls Funding From Nikki Haley After 4th Straight Loss

Ronna McDaniel To Leave As RNC Chair On March 8

Dems Worried Biden Will Lose Michigan if He Doesn’t Cave to Pro-Hamas Wing of Party

BuzzFeed Goes Broke, Sells Complex for $108.6M, Announces Layoffs

Judge cuts law firm’s legal bill in half after it used ChatGPT to calculate “excessive” amount

Business Owners Have the Blue State Blues

Hour 2

MSNBC Commentator says the difference between Christians and Christian “Nationalists”, is that “they [Christian Nationalists] believe that our rights as Americans … don’t come from any earthly authority … they come from God.”

Thoughts on this?

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— Anthony Cabassa (@AnthonyCabassa_) February 23, 2024

SOURCES: U.S. AIRMAN BURNED HIMSELF ALIVE IN SUPPORT OF…PALESTINE!?

Fox News Reveals Georgia Murder Suspect Is Illegal Alien, Paroled Under Biden

Scientists Push to Rename ‘Problematic’ Dinosaurs Due to Racism, Sexism

Some student loan borrowers are boycotting payments, but the risk is high: survey

‘I’d rather be caffeinated than depressed with $6′: Young Americans are rejecting Dave Ramsey’s financial advice — here’s why they say they’re ‘not willing to do anything to get out of debt’

NYC SCHOOL (OF COURSE) FORCES WOKE BLM COLORING BOOK WITH TRANS-AFFIRMING LESSONS ON STUDENTS AS YOUNG AS FIVE

Teachers Ran LGBT Education Program At Dallas School Without Approval: REPORT

https://twitter.com/KanekoaTheGreat/status/1762211208827199542

Hour 3

NEW: A source familiar tells me South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem, who is rumored to be on the VP shortlist, met with former President Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago today. @DailyCaller
— Henry Rodgers (@henryrodgersdc) February 26, 2024

Texas man guilty of making $1.8M after eavesdropping on his wife’s work calls as they worked from home

Daily Show Prep: Monday, Feb. 19

by Casey | Feb 19, 2024 | Blog, Daily Show Prep

Hour 1

Nolte: Doomed CNN Forced to ‘Dramatically’ Slash Anchor Salaries

Ann Coulter stuns the Bill Maher crowd with a simple heuristic: "If it were a white male shooting, we'd know."
Maher: "We don't know who did this shooting. The Superbowl shooting"
Coulter: "If it were a white man shooting, we'd know."
Maher: "You think they're repressing that… pic.twitter.com/qbE27hU5QD
— Eric Abbenante (@EricAbbenante) February 17, 2024

Biden, on vacation in Delaware, calls on “Congress come home and pass the legislation funding NATO.”

Ukraine isn’t in NATO — neither are Israel and Taiwan.pic.twitter.com/VAdPBt7ZSS
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) February 18, 2024

Masked ‘Recovering Journo’ Shaming United for Plane Air Quality ACCIDENTALLY Funniest Post of the Day

The Atlantic Claims Rich People Leave Their Curtains Open to Torment the Poors ANNND Twitter Has Thoughts

Teen car wash worker has lemonade hurled at her, retaliates by spraying pressure hose at rude customer in viral video

Hour 2

The NYPD Has a ‘Dance’ Team and the Dancing COVID Nurses Would Like a Word

Biden admin reportedly doubling down on gas car crackdown

The Boom in Battery Metals for EVs Is Turning to Bust

Shutdown of Indiana oil refinery impacts gas prices with a 21 cent increase from last month

Biden’s Inflation Reduction Act, Meant To Counter China, Prompted Explosion in Chinese Battery Imports

SCIENTISTS MAKE BREAKTHROUGH DISCOVERY WHILE EXPERIMENTING WITH URINE: ‘WE CAN REUSE A VERY SIGNIFICANT PORTION OF THE COBALT’

FLASHBACK:

Indiana’s RINO State GOP Chair working to oust conservative county leader

TODAY:

GOP Chair: Go dirty in a primary, face the consequences

Hour 3

The Internet Was Made for Nikki Haley’s Hilariously Unfortunate Wording in Her ’12 Fellas’ Post

Jill Biden gives SOTU invite to Texas woman who went to great lengths to kill her disabled unborn child

Kansas Man Speaks Out After He Was Wrongly Accused Of Being Suspected KC Parade Shooter: ‘I Just Want To Clear My Name’

Complete PARODY: Mollie Hemingway Calls NYT OUT for Praising Fani Willis’ DRESS (That Was on BACKWARD)

WOW: Victor Davis Hanson Rattles Off List of Biden’s Lies (Just in the Past WEEK)

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, Jan. 30

by Casey | Jan 30, 2024 | Blog, Daily Show Prep

Hour 1

John Kirby: "We do not seek another war. We do not seek to escalate. But we will absolutely do what is required to protect ourselves to continue that mission and to respond appropriately to these attacks…We will respond. We'll do that on our schedule…" pic.twitter.com/mVyxivvLKl
— CSPAN (@cspan) January 29, 2024

BIDEN SPOX KIRBY LOSES IT ON REPORTER AT BRIEFING IN STUNNING EXCHANGE OVER BOMBINGS IN MIDDLE EAST

Exactly What Would Justify War To The Pacifist Hordes

Trump Wins: Illinois Board of Elections Votes to Keep Trump on Primary Ballot

Pelosi Lobs Racist Comments to Protesters: ‘Go Back to China, Where You Came From’

Hour 2

HUGE: Guess how many workers UPS just laid off in the best economy ever?

Treasury Sec. Yellen Betrays Biden, Debunks Bogus Inflation Claims

Biden, Harris’s Smollett Solidarity Posts Resurface on Hoax Anniversary

WATCH: Biden’s Infuriating Comment Claiming He Doesn’t Have Power to Deal With Border Crisis

Joe Biden falsely claims he’s “done all I can do” on the border.

That’s a lie. Joe Biden took 94 executive actions in his first 100 days creating the crisis. Meanwhile, he is blocking the House-passed Secure the Border Act. pic.twitter.com/90WxuOBuLy
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) January 30, 2024

Dem claims the MAGA border agenda includes bombing Mexico, electrifying fences, building alligator moats – is anyone taking notes on this?? 🤔

Biden’s Illegal Immigration Failures: He Could Take Action but Refuses