Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, July 31

Daily : , July 31

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Coronation Complete: Harris Sole Candidate to Qualify for DNC Roll Call

Report: Kamala Harris Will Hold First Rally With Running Mate Next Week After Announcement

Video: Megan Thee Stallion Performs Song About Her ‘Fat Pu**y’ at Kamala Harris Campaign Rally

Video of People Leaving Kamala Harris’ Rally DURING the Speech Indicates Many Weren’t There for HER

Olympians Fly In Emergency Eggs And Meat To Cope With ‘Vegan Olympics’

Aussie Swimming Star Slams ‘Ridiculous’ Woke Olympics Village Schemes, ‘Cost Her a Record’

Polish sports journalist dismissed from Olympics coverage for describing John Lennon’s “Imagine” as “a vision of communism”

Lennon’s “Imagine” has been described as “virtually ” by Lennon himself

This Texas school allows seniors to paint murals in their parking spots, but two students are being forced to paint over theirs 🤔


Hour 2

Terrorist Simps: Networks Whine About Israel Sending Terror Leaders to Hell

Officer fatally shoots armed man on Indiana college campus


Hour 3

Why does the FBI keep lying about the attempted assassination of Trump?

Doctors pull 26-inch EEL out of a man’s backside after he forced the live creature into his anus (along with a lemon)… and it started to bite his large intestine