Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, March 10

Hour 1

WATCH: Joe Biden Loses It Over Guns, Tells Worker He Will ‘Slap’ Him

‘You’re Full Of Sh**!’ Joe Biden Rages At Michigan Auto Worker Over Gun Rights, ‘AR-14’

https://twitter.com/CANCEL_SAM/status/1236390766970314752

Hour 2

CBS Warns Common Words & Phrases Are Now Racist

Talk about stupid. I actually went over the origins of these words on the show. Someone had to.

As Top Historians Ring Alarm Bells About NYT’s 1619 Project, Defiant Public Schools Refuse To Answer Questions

New 1776 Initiative Aims to Counter ‘Lethal’ Narrative of 1619 Project

Iran: Coronavirus kills the ‘Butcher of Tehran’

New Study Details How Long It Takes Coronavirus Symptoms To Show, How Long To Self-Isolate

Crews Rescue Woman from Collapsed Coronavirus Hotel After 21 Hours

Singapore & South Korea Numbers Suggest Coronavirus Can be Controlled

Media outlet claims Trump ‘storms out’ of coronavirus briefing, ignores questions. Video shows otherwise.

Gavin Newsom Praises Trump Administration’s Response To Coronavirus

SANDERS CALLS FOR FREE CORONAVIRUS VACCINE, CLAIMS TRUMP ADMIN. ONLY WANTS THE RICH TO RECEIVE

White House Task Force Announces Health Insurance Companies Will Waive Coronavirus Copays For All Testing And Treatment

Trump To Announce Payroll Tax Cut For Workers Affected By Coronavirus

CPAC Attendees Want to Know Who the Mystery Coronavirus Patient Is

 

Hour 3

BHAS Teacher fired after video of her encourage attack on a student

24 Better Questions to Ask Kids About How Their Day Went

Rashida Tlaib spotted wearing T-shirt that completely erases Israel from the map

Saudi Arabia Throws Down Gauntlet To Russia. Raises Crude Oil Supply To Record High.

Did the CDC Concede That There Are No Studies to Support Claim That Vaccines Given in First 6 Months of Life Do Not Cause Autism?

US troops begin Afghanistan withdrawal as part of peace deal with Taliban

Corey Feldman Documentary Revives Accusation That Charlie Sheen Raped Corey Haim

 

WeinStein Guilty And Coronavirus Updates – Feb. 24 Hour 2

Harvey Weinstein found guilty of third-degree rape, criminal sex act; DA says case ‘changed the course of history’

Coronavirus Outbreak 5 to 10 Times Worse Than China Admits: Study

Trump outraged that his order to leave coronavirus-infected Americans in quarantine aboard luxury liner IGNORED as they were flown back to the USA, cross-infecting other air passengers

WHO Declines to Declare Spread of Coronavirus a Pandemic

Coronavirus Explodes In Italy, Numerous Towns Now Quarantined. Doctor Warns ‘Pandemic’ Near.

California City Sues to Stop Relocation of Coronavirus Patients

Fourth death in Michigan linked to e-cigarettes or vaping

Students can’t lose driving privileges for vaping tickets, St. Joseph County prosecutor says

BBC: Having a Family with Children Supports Slavery

Daily Show Prep: Monday, February 24

Hour 1

Bernie wins Nevada

SUPERCUT: MEDIA PANIC AS SANDERS CRUISING TOWARD 2020 NOMINATION

DEMOCRACY DIES IN DARKNESS: Nevada Democrats Requiring Caucus Volunteers To Sign Non-Disclosure Agreements

Buttigieg’s campaign demands Nevada Democratic Party correct ‘irregularities’ as final results not yet tallied

MSNBC’s Johnson: ‘Racist Liberal Whites’ Love Sanders — Staffers Are ‘Island of Misfit Black Girls’

Buttigieg, Desperately Channeling Obama, Tries Cribbing From Obama’s 2008 Election-Eve Speech

Biden Has Suddenly Started Claiming He Was Arrested While Visiting Nelson Mandela – But His Story Doesn’t Add Up

DEATH SENTENCE Judge Judy vows to ‘fight’ Bernie Sanders and his supporters ‘to the death’ while on campaign trail with Mike Bloomberg

 

Hour 2

Harvey Weinstein found guilty of third-degree rape, criminal sex act; DA says case ‘changed the course of history’

Coronavirus Outbreak 5 to 10 Times Worse Than China Admits: Study

Trump outraged that his order to leave coronavirus-infected Americans in quarantine aboard luxury liner IGNORED as they were flown back to the USA, cross-infecting other air passengers

WHO Declines to Declare Spread of Coronavirus a Pandemic

Coronavirus Explodes In Italy, Numerous Towns Now Quarantined. Doctor Warns ‘Pandemic’ Near.

California City Sues to Stop Relocation of Coronavirus Patients

Fourth death in Michigan linked to e-cigarettes or vaping

Students can’t lose driving privileges for vaping tickets, St. Joseph County prosecutor says

BBC: Having a Family with Children Supports Slavery

 

Hour 3

Bernie’s Pro-Castro Remarks Backfire: ‘Sound Of Bernie’s Latino Voter Wave Crashing’

SUPERCUT: MEDIA PANIC AS SANDERS CRUISING TOWARD 2020 NOMINATION

Report: Russia Does Not Appear To Be Actively Working For Trump Reelection. National Security Adviser O’Brien Agrees

RNC Crushing Democrats in Fundraising

The AOC Tapes: Rep says she got goddaughter into Bronx charter school

Donald Trump visits the REAL Taj Mahal (as opposed to his old Atlantic City casino namesake): The Trumps hold hands in front of world famous ‘monument of love’

‘Mad Mike’ Hughes, 64, homemade-rocket daredevil, killed in mishap

FBI Agent Faulted In FISA Report For ‘Significant’ Errors Has Finally Been Identified

 

Daily Show Prep: Monday, January 27

Hour 1

Media mangle and mishandle details of Kobe Bryant’s death

TMZ scolded by police for breaking news of Kobe Bryant’s death before family could be notified

Blooper: Pete Buttigieg Remembers Basketball Player Kobe Bryant for Playing ‘on the Field’

Almost as bad as my accidentally saying Kobe O’Bryant

Kobe Bryant’s Helicopter Flew Despite Heavy Fog

Bolton, publishers deny coordinating book leak with NYT

BREAKING: Senator Hawley Drafts Motions To Subpoena Bidens, Schiff, Whistleblower

Source: Alexander Vindman’s Brother, Yevgeny, Clears Publications by NSC Officials

 

Hour 2


Crystal Geyser Water Pleads Guilty to Dumping Arsenic into California’s Ecosystem

CDC Monitoring 110 People in 26 States for Coronavirus

Pete Buttigieg Wants to Convert Iowa Trump Voters After Calling Them Racists

Pete Buttigieg: No Room for Democrat Pro-Life Women in Our Party

Feminists Melt Down Over ‘Sexist’ KFC Ad That Suggests Boys Like Boobs

Feminist writer complains that men who refuse to date ‘woke’ women contribute to the radicalization of terrorists

 

Hour 3

Kobe Bryant and media coverage

Friendly reminder: Capitalism is the greatest thing to ever happen to human beings (excluding the divine)

A global tipping point: Half the world is now middle class or wealthier

Early voting is underway in Michigan’s presidential primary

FBI Reviewing Allegations that Ilhan Omar Married Her Brother

 

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, Dec. 12

Hour 1

Assistant principal sues South Bend schools over alleged religious discrimination

South Bend-area teachers get pay raises as push to boost education funding continues

Letters: Leaf pickup program in St. Joseph County another disaster

The 9 most evil people of 2019

Rashida Tlaib deletes tweet blaming ‘white supremacy’ for the attack on a kosher market in Jersey City (YES, WE HAVE A SCREENSHOT)

She Shot Her Ex In Self-Defense, But She’s The One Behind Bars

 

Hour 2

U.S. Reaches Terms of Deal With China, Awaits Trump’s Signoff

Five Economic Records Trump Set in 2019

372,000 born to immigrants every year, 33,000 to ‘tourists’

Serve vegans first and don’t allow people to make jokes about their diet: Vegetarian group advises meat-eaters on how to make Christmas more enjoyable

https://twitter.com/RealCaseyH/status/1205153116716445697

 

Hour 3

Top universities should be taxed under ‘tax the rich’ logic

Elkhart police study cites reputation for ‘rough treatment,’ offers changes on discipline, use of force