Daily Show Prep: Friday, May 17

Daily Show Prep: Friday, May 17

Hour 1

WHAT?! Scottie Scheffler was just led away in handcuffs at the PGA Championship 👀

The internet is clowning the cops who arrested the #1 golfer on the planet this morning. I compiled the funniest reactions for y’all ✊

Interview: Brie on Granny Ripper


Hour 2

District 49 race to be recounted

Houston-Area Judge Orders Election Redo in 2022 Race Due to 1,430 Illegal Votes

Indicted Sen. Menendez Blames Cancer-Stricken Wife for Bribery


Hour 3

Harrison Butker’s WOMEN’S jersey is completely sold out in the NFL store as the Left continues to freakout over his pro-Catholic speech

Black Studies Professor Claims Romance Is White Supremacy

Study: Risk of suicide increases 12x after “gender-affirming” surgery … is anyone surprised?

Greg Abbott pardons vet Daniel Perry in shooting of rifle-wielding BLM protester

‘One Less Car’: How this country is encouraging green mobility

Daily Show Prep: Friday, May 17

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, May 16

Hour 1

House Judiciary votes to hold Garland in contempt


Hour 2

Rep. Dan Goldman, Client of Judge Merchan’s Daughter, Says He Prepped Michael Cohen Testimony

Interview: Rep. Jim Banks on Steven Crowder’s exclusive DEI story about the US Navy

1 candidate disqualified from Fort Wayne City Council caucus

COURT DOCS: Child care employee charged, accused of being intoxicated and battering child with autism

‘They took our dream’ | USDA funding cut leaves Fort Wayne residents without homes

Speaking of failing up …

So… much… equity! Diversity exec gets 5 years for stealing millions from Facebook and Nike

HEALTH ALERT: DOCTOR INTRODUCES MUCH-NEEDED ALTERNATIVE TO CORRUPT AMERICAN DIABETES ASSOCIATION

Climate Change May Worsen Health Conditions Like Dementia, Epilepsy, Depression, Study Suggests

Climate change is affecting mental health literally everywhere


Hour 3

In complete disregard of The Cube Rule, Indiana judge rules that tacos and burritos are sandwiches

Tortas are Mexican sandwiches. Tacos and burritos are not.

“Up to a third” of illegal immigrants are registered to vote, according to new study: “Potentially high enough to overturn the will of the American people”

Indiana AG sues former sheriff Jamey Noel and family for $3.1 million, asks to freeze all assets

Michael Cohen’s Ex-Lawyer Accuses Him of Perjury in Trump Trial

Panel of attorneys tell Jake Tapper why Alvin Bragg’s case against Trump is doomed: ‘The prosecution hasn’t met its burden’

Don’t Buy The Spin: Americans Are Getting Poorer While Prices Keep Going Up

Daily Show Prep: Friday, May 17

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, May 15

Hour 1

UN revises Gaza death toll, almost 50% less women and children killed than previously reported

Alvin Bragg Deleted Phone Call Records Of Michael Cohen And Stormy Daniels’ Lawyer

‘Mr. Fix-It’ Michael Cohen bombs on the stand, offers no new evidence to convict Trump

‘Kangaroo Court’: Denying Mistrial Over Stormy Daniels’ Testimony Is One Of Many Mistakes By Judge, Legal Experts Say

Interview: Tuesday Tithe with Pastor Lucas Miles


Hour 2

California teens awarded over $1 million after wrongly expulsion for alleged blackface

Shrimp’s Carbon Footprint Is 10 Times Greater Than Beef’s

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, April 4

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, April 4

Hour 1

Nebraska legislators buck Trump by blocking Electoral College vote change — for now

DOJ Sues Utah Prisons System over Inmate Who ‘Removed Her Own Testicles’

Prosecutors in Trump’s classified documents case sharply rebuke judge’s unusual and ‘flawed’ order

FLASHBACK: The DOJ previously argued that the President has sole discretion in deciding which records were his and which weren’t. They won in federal court.

“Under the statutory scheme established by the PRA, the decision to segregate personal materials from Presidential records is made by the President, during the President’s term and in his sole discretion,” Jackson wrote in her March 2012 decision, which was never appealed.

“Since the President is completely entrusted with the management and even the disposal of Presidential records during his time in office, it would be difficult for this Court to conclude that Congress intended that he would have less authority to do what he pleases with what he considers to be his personal records,” she added.

You can read the full ruling here:

File
memorandum opinion.pdf

– Judicial Watch vs National Archives

Hour 2

Mayor Tom Henry’s Funeral and Viewing Details Announced

The Fort Wayne Mayoral Race Now Has Six Candidates

One Year Later, Officials ‘Still Investigating’ the Missing 30 Tons of Explosive Chemicals

Chinese national forces way onto Marines’ top combat training base in California

CNN Host Roasted for Pushing Anti-Trump ‘Animals’ Hoax

Biden Lies to Gaza Doctor about Seeing Photos She Took Herself


Hour 3

Interview: Rep. Jim Banks

Whitmer Plot 2.0? Provocateur Expelled from Militia for Pushing Violence

White House Announces Plan To Protect Bureaucrats From Being Fired By New Trump Admin

General Mills and other junk-food giants are cashing in on the anti-diet trend that aims to normalize obesity

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, April 3

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, April 3

Hour 1

Top Battlegrounds – RCP Average

Trump is actually, winning the RCP average in all of them.

Trump, RNC score $65.6 million campaign haul in March

Nebraska may finally go winner take all

Wisconsin voters approve measures that will change the way elections are run in the battleground state

Judge sides with conservative group in its push to access, publish voter rolls online

Sen. John Cornyn messed with Texas by posting this pic of “brisket” … the internet helpfully corrected him


Hour 2

Trans athlete who went viral for injuring female basketball player has been suspended for “leering at topless girl in changing room”

Army to Cut Trump-Era Benefit for Soldiers

Wednesday Wisdom:

Potentially Fatal Consequence Linked To Upcoming US Total Solar Eclipse

Indiana alcohol regulator advises businesses, communities to prepare for eclipse festivities


Hour 3

Report: 4 major studies claiming diverse workforces earn more were bogus. These studies were used to push DEI everywhere, even the MILITARY. 🚨

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/rumble-reports-earnings-beating-expectations-transcript-from-conference-call

Court Docs: Facebook Allowed Netflix to Access User DMs

Buttigieg: Industry ‘Moving Towards EVs’ But We Can’t Let ‘Economically Smart Play’ ‘Happen on Its Own Pace’

Biden Approves $380M in Border Security Funding – for Middle Eastern Nations.