Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, July 31

Daily : , July 31

1

Coronation Complete: Harris Sole Candidate to Qualify for DNC Roll Call

Report: Kamala Harris Will Hold First Rally With Running Mate Next Week After Announcement

Video: Megan Thee Stallion Performs Song About Her ‘Fat Pu**y’ at Kamala Harris Campaign Rally

Video of People Leaving Kamala Harris’ Rally DURING the Speech Indicates Many Weren’t There for HER

Olympians Fly In Emergency Eggs And Meat To Cope With ‘Vegan Olympics’

Aussie Swimming Star Slams ‘Ridiculous’ Woke Olympics Village Schemes, ‘Cost Her a Record’

Polish sports journalist dismissed from Olympics coverage for describing John Lennon’s “Imagine” as “a vision of communism”

Lennon’s “Imagine” has been described as “virtually ” by Lennon himself

This Texas school allows seniors to paint murals in their parking spots, but two students are being forced to paint over theirs 🤔


Hour 2

Terrorist Simps: Networks Whine About Israel Sending Terror Leaders to Hell

Officer fatally shoots armed man on Indiana college campus


Hour 3

Why does the FBI keep lying about the attempted assassination of Trump?

Doctors pull 26-inch EEL out of a man’s backside after he forced the live creature into his anus (along with a lemon)… and it started to bite his large intestine

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, July 18

Daily : , July 18

1

Whistleblowers come forward on Trump rally security, Judiciary Committee says

Things Do Not Go Well When Secret Service Head Kim Cheatle Shows Up at the RNC


Hour 2

Gold Star Families From Abbey Gate Remind Biden Service Members Were Killed on His Watch

Disgrace to the Fallen: MSNBC Cuts From Gold Star Families at RNC to Yuk It Up With Dem Chair

Joy Reid Takes Bats**t INSANE to Whole New Level Sleuthing What REALLY Happened at Trump Shooting (Watch)

Dude. No. ‘Absolute LUNATIC’ John Harwood’s Deranged Thread Implying Trump Wasn’t ACTUALLY Shot BACKFIRES

Biden Has Covid Again but I Guess Masks Aren’t a Thing Anymore (Plus: This Assurance Aged Terribly)

A DESPERATE Joy Reid Compares Biden’s COVID Cold to Trump Surviving Assassination (WATCH)

BINGO! CNN Panelists Did NOT Like Contributor Explaining Life Outside the Lefty Media Bubble

‘Acceptance Is Complete’: Dem Rep and Top Biden Surrogate Says It’s Time to Make America Great Again

‘Uh, You Know … the Black Man’: BET Releases Unedited Biden Interview and HELLOOO Dumpster Fire (Watch)


Hour 3

Wife of Washington Post Columnist Who Spent Almost a Decade Calling Trump a Foreign Agent Gets Indicted for Being an Unregistered Foreign Agent

Trump gunman Thomas Crooks used bike to scout rally unimpeded

Liberal Dark Money Group Claiming To Protect ‘Voter Rights’ Funded Deceptive Ad Campaign Meant To Suppress GOP Votes

Vance embraced real Trump after breaking through ‘media’s lies’; gives voice to a new GOP generation

1

Watch this girl absolutely melt after she’s snubbed by President Biden

Biden’s big interview did NOT go well, and we have all the lowlights

Joe Biden Takes Jab At Donald Trump: “I’ll Beat Him Again In 2020” 🥴

Biden Incoherently Attempts to Make His Case to Stay in the Race on Morning Joe

Brace for Incoherent Venting! An Angry President Biden Called MSNBC’s ‘Morning Joe’ and YIKES

Biden tells Democrats in Congress he’s staying in presidential race

‘Look Who’s Joining the Party’! NYT Decided It Was Time to Report Who Repeatedly Visited the WH

Trump offers ‘Sleepy Joe’ sage campaign advice amid calls to step aside – urges Biden to ‘ignore critics’


Hour 2

petitions U.S. Supreme to evaluate ‘s party affiliation statute

Teachers’ Union President Gives Best Homeschooling Advertisement Of All Time

Walmart facing class-action lawsuit over ‘deceptive and unfair pricing practices’

House Dems launch united effort against election bill requiring voters prove citizenship

10% of illegal aliens admit they’re registered to vote: Heritage Foundation survey


Hour 3

: Tim

ACLU to seek prisoner release without “dramatic turnaround” in Allen County Jail population

Leaked notes show Biden gets detailed instructions on how to walk to podiums. Check out the reactions 😭

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, July 18

Daily : , 26

1

:

Color Me Shocked: Special Counsel Admits to FBI Tampering of Mar-a-Lago Documents

Rep. Lauren Boebert wins GOP primary after switching Colorado districts; Hurd, Crank also notch wins

Fire-alarm lover Jamaal Bowman lost his expensive primary last night and seemed a bit … unstable during his concession speech

Supreme Court tosses case that would prevent government from coercing social media to censor people. Check out Alito’s outraged dissent.


Hour 2

VIDEO: We now have living robot skin that can smile. Let the nightmares begin!

Rep. Banks tells Speaker Johnson House GOP should support Bannon legal defense

WaPo says “we’ve been accidentally cooling the planet … while warming it” … I’ve done my best to translate the clown speak for ya 🥴

Saying “good morning” is racist now, according to this woman


Hour 3

WikiLeaks’ Assange pleads guilty to publishing US military secrets in deal that secures his freedom

FLASHBACK:

Julian Assange ‘phoned the White House to warn of risk to lives’ over Wikileaks release

He added: “You can accurately describe this chapter of as lies, lies and more lies.”

Mr Summers said WikiLeaks had begun redacting 250,000 leaked documents in November 2010, working with partners around the world.

He added: “That process involved the and feeding suggested redactions to the media.

“Knowing the US government was involved in the redaction process, can it be in any way said the request represents a fair or accurate representation of occurred?”

Mr Summers blamed the leaks on a 2011 book from The Guardian newspaper about WikiLeaks, which contained a 58- password.

18 revelations from Wikileaks’ hacked Clinton emails

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, July 18

Daily : , 10

1

Princeton Hunger Strikers Now Complaining School Officials Aren’t Monitoring Their Medical Condition

White House insists Israel is getting ‘everything they need’ after Biden halts arms shipment

Johnson pushes bill on voter ID requirements — flanked by Trump allies who challenged 2020 election

🚨 Every single Democrat in the House just voted for illegal immigrants to count towards representation in Congress and the Electoral College


Hour 2

Biden: I’ve Had Best Run of Creating Jobs and Lowering Inflation Ever, ‘It Was 9% When I Came Into Office’

Current US Inflation Rates: 2000-2024

WATCH: JOE BIDEN CONTINUES TO SHOW AMERICANS WHY THEY HATE HIM WITH HIS NEW COMMENTS ON GROCERY PRICES

Biden Gets Busted on Big Lie in Wisconsin With New, Ridiculous Tall Tale

Seven Blatant Biden LIES ABC, CBS, NBC Refuse to Report

Rep. Miller: BLS is Cooking Jobs Reports to Make Biden’s Economy Look Better

JUST IN: Republicans Score Massive Election Integrity Victory In Georgia

AstraZeneca pulls COVID-19 vaccine from global markets

US Government Prepared to Drop 100M Jabs for a Disease That Isn’t Even a Thing Yet

Chris Cuomo says he is taking ivermectin, says we were given “bad information” during the pandemic and wonders why 👀

Lucid, Tesla, Rivian, and Fisker Have Another No Good Very Bad Day