Daily Show Prep: Thursday, June 20

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Hour 1

“Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And process is continuing by day and minute by minute. has stopped. Nothing except an endless present which the Party is always .”

― 1984

‘ORDERS RECEIVED’! Here’s How Aggressively the Media’s Pushing Biden WH’s ‘Cheap Fake’ Talking Point

WHOOPS! CBS News Explains Why ‘Wrong Version of a Video’ Was Removed From Biden ‘Cheap Fake’ Hackery

More Like YOU Lie! Lefty BUSTED Bigly for Douchey Attempt at Pretending Trump Needed Help Off Stage

Greg Gutfeld Rattles Off a List of ‘Cheap Fakes’ the Media Either Ignored or Helped Push

Media Mistakes in the Biden Era: the Definitive List

Media Mistakes in the Trump Era: The Definitive List

Owners of Pornhub cutting off access to Hoosiers in July


Hour 2

Second Whistleblower Exposes Texas Children’s Hospital … and Guess Who Came A-Knocking?

FBI Releases Statement on Texas Children’s Hospital Whistleblower

Gretchen Whitmer’s Top Aide Helped Pass Funding for EV Battery Plants. Now He’s a Top GM Lobbyist.

Coffee Shop Workers Who Voted to Unionize Protest Chain Shutting Down

picks sides in Bongino O’Reilly


Hour 3

Gubernatorial candidates debate at Regional Chamber of Northeast Indiana luncheon

NBC medical show features kid getting cancer from racism (I’m not kidding). Check out the internet’s reaction. 😂

SQUAD MEMBER CORI BUSH: GOD TOTALLY GAVE ME POWERS TO CURE CANCER, TREAT TUMORS BY PERFORMING MIRACLES

‘Spaceballs’ Fans Just Got the Best News

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, June 20

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WHAT?! Scottie Scheffler was just led away in handcuffs at the PGA Championship 👀

The internet is clowning the cops who arrested the #1 golfer on the planet this morning. I compiled the funniest reactions for y’all ✊

: Brie on Granny Ripper


Hour 2

District 49 race to be recounted

Houston-Area Judge Orders Election Redo in 2022 Race Due to 1,430 Illegal Votes

Indicted Sen. Menendez Blames Cancer-Stricken Wife for Bribery


Hour 3

Harrison Butker’s WOMEN’S jersey is completely sold out in the NFL store as the Left continues to freakout over his pro-Catholic speech

Black Studies Professor Claims Romance Is White Supremacy

Study: Risk of suicide increases 12x after “gender-affirming” surgery … is anyone surprised?

Greg Abbott pardons vet Daniel Perry in shooting of rifle-wielding BLM protester

‘One Less Car’: How this country is encouraging green mobility

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, April 3

Daily : , April 3

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Top Battlegrounds – RCP Average

is actually, winning RCP average all of them.

Trump, RNC score $65.6 million campaign haul in March

Nebraska may finally go winner take all

Wisconsin voters approve measures that will change the way elections are run in the battleground state

Judge sides with conservative group in its push to access, publish voter rolls online

Sen. John Cornyn messed with Texas by posting this pic of “brisket” … the internet helpfully corrected him


Hour 2

Trans athlete who went viral for injuring female basketball player has been suspended for “leering at topless girl in changing room”

Army to Cut Trump-Era Benefit for Soldiers

Wisdom:

Potentially Fatal Consequence Linked To Upcoming US Total Solar Eclipse

Indiana alcohol regulator advises businesses, communities to prepare for eclipse festivities


Hour 3

Report: 4 major studies claiming diverse workforces earn more were bogus. These studies were used to push DEI everywhere, even the MILITARY. 🚨

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/rumble-reports-earnings-beating-expectations-transcript-from-conference-call

Court Docs: Facebook Allowed Netflix to Access User DMs

Buttigieg: Industry ‘Moving Towards EVs’ But We Can’t Let ‘Economically Smart Play’ ‘Happen on Its Own Pace’

Biden Approves $380M in Border Security Funding – for Middle Eastern Nations.

Daily Show Prep: Monday, Feb. 19

Daily : , Feb. 19

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Nolte: Doomed CNN Forced to ‘Dramatically’ Slash Anchor Salaries

Masked ‘Recovering Journo’ Shaming United for Plane Air Quality ACCIDENTALLY Funniest Post of the Day

The Atlantic Claims Rich People Leave Their Curtains Open to Torment the Poors ANNND Twitter Has Thoughts

Teen car wash worker has lemonade hurled at her, retaliates by spraying pressure hose at rude customer in viral video


Hour 2

The NYPD Has a ‘Dance’ Team and the Dancing COVID Nurses Would Like a Word

Biden admin reportedly doubling down on gas car crackdown

The Boom in Battery Metals for EVs Is Turning to Bust

Shutdown of Indiana oil refinery impacts gas prices with a 21 cent increase from last month

Biden’s Inflation Reduction Act, Meant To Counter China, Prompted Explosion in Chinese Battery Imports

SCIENTISTS MAKE BREAKTHROUGH DISCOVERY WHILE EXPERIMENTING WITH URINE: ‘WE CAN REUSE A VERY SIGNIFICANT PORTION OF THE COBALT’

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Hour 3

The Internet Was Made for Nikki Haley’s Hilariously Unfortunate Wording in Her ’12 Fellas’ Post

Jill Biden gives SOTU invite to Texas woman who went to great lengths to kill her disabled unborn child

Kansas Man Speaks Out After He Was Wrongly Accused Of Being Suspected KC Parade Shooter: ‘I Just Want To Clear My Name’

Complete PARODY: Mollie Hemingway Calls NYT OUT for Praising Fani Willis’ DRESS (That Was on BACKWARD)

WOW: Victor Davis Hanson Rattles Off List of Biden’s Lies (Just in the Past WEEK)

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, Jan. 30

Daily : , Jan. 30

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BIDEN SPOX KIRBY LOSES IT ON REPORTER AT BRIEFING IN STUNNING EXCHANGE OVER BOMBINGS IN MIDDLE EAST

Trump Wins: Illinois Board of Elections Votes to Keep Trump on Primary Ballot

Pelosi Lobs Racist Comments to Protesters: ‘Go Back to China, Where You Came From’


Hour 2

HUGE: Guess how many workers UPS just laid off in the best economy ever?

Treasury Sec. Yellen Betrays Biden, Debunks Bogus Inflation Claims

Biden, Harris’s Smollett Solidarity Posts Resurface on Hoax Anniversary

WATCH: Biden’s Infuriating Comment Claiming He Doesn’t Have Power to Deal With Border Crisis

Dem claims the MAGA border agenda includes bombing Mexico, electrifying fences, building alligator moats – is anyone taking notes on this?? 🤔

Biden’s Illegal Immigration Failures: He Could Take Action but Refuses

This is same used to limit from countries.

Report: Al-Shabaab terrorist caught at border WAS RELEASED BY FEDS to roam freely across America FOR A YEAR

Mayorkas Calls Impeachment ‘Baseless’ in Smug, Deceitful Letter to Homeland Security Committee

House begins impeachment proceedings against DHS Secretary Mayorkas. Details on Republicans actually doing something here. 🤯


Hour 3

Parents of Soldier Killed in Jordan Say Biden Hasn’t Called Them

CONFIRMED: House Democrat Being Criminally Investigated Is ‘Squad’ Member Cori Bush

32-year-old blogger’s research forces Harvard Medical School affiliate to retract 6 papers, correct another 31

NSA Confirms Purchasing Data on American Citizens’ Internet Behavior, Circumventing the Need for Warrants