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Watch this girl absolutely melt after she’s snubbed by President Biden

Biden’s big interview did NOT go well, and we have all the lowlights

Joe Biden Takes Jab At Donald Trump: “I’ll Beat Him Again In 2020” 🥴

Biden Incoherently Attempts to Make His Case to Stay in the Race on Morning Joe

Brace for Incoherent Venting! An Angry President Biden Called MSNBC’s ‘Morning Joe’ and YIKES

Biden tells Democrats in Congress he’s staying in presidential race

‘Look Who’s Joining the Party’! NYT Decided It Was Time to Report Who Repeatedly Visited the WH

Trump offers ‘Sleepy Joe’ sage campaign advice amid calls to step aside – urges Biden to ‘ignore critics’


Hour 2

petitions U.S. to evaluate ‘s party affiliation statute

Teachers’ Union President Gives Best Homeschooling Advertisement Of All Time

Walmart facing class-action lawsuit over ‘deceptive and unfair pricing practices’

House Dems launch united effort against election bill requiring voters prove citizenship

10% of illegal aliens admit they’re registered to vote: Heritage Foundation survey


Hour 3

: Tim

ACLU to seek prisoner release without “dramatic turnaround” in Allen County Jail population

Leaked notes show Biden gets detailed instructions on how to walk to podiums. Check out the reactions 😭

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, June 5

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Fox News Host Notes Biden Camp Not Eager to Discuss Fact-Check They Called a ‘Blatant Lie’

. Joseph County Chair, Tyler Gillean is resigning this month.

More than 10,000 human remains found on suspected serial killer’s farm

‘Grave concerns:’ Court docs show sheriff requesting prosecutor and judges release inmates to ease jail population

“WHITE FORTRESSING”: White flight has been upgraded to explain that forming new cities to escape corruption is extra racist


Hour 2

The Acolyte’ Showrunner Says She’s ‘So Into’ Series Being Called The ‘Gayest Star Wars,’ Calls R2-D2 A ‘Lesbian’

Covid vaccines may have helped fuel rise in excess deaths

Laptop Dems/Media Called ‘Russian Disinformation’ Entered As Evidence at Hunter Biden Trial

House Republicans refer Hunter Biden, James Biden for criminal prosecution amid impeachment inquiry

Hunter Biden gun crime trial enters 3rd day with cross examination of FBI agent

Woman banned from school district after recording meeting with principal


Hour 3

Georgia court puts pause on Fani Willis’ sweeping election case against Trump

Judge overseeing Trump’s classified docs case will weigh if Jack Smith’s appointment was lawful

Two more Boeing whistleblowers go public over plane safety: ‘Like a ticking timebomb’

Daily Show Prep: Monday, May 20

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Helicopter Believed To Be Carrying Top Iranian Leaders Crashes: State Media

People joked that Iran’s president was killed by Mossad agent “Eli Copter” and Hamas social channels are sharing it as fact 💀

NY v. Trump: Michael Cohen admits to stealing from Trump Org in bombshell testimony

Attorneys Quash Jake Tapper’s Theory About Evidence Implicating Trump

No Prison for Leftist Who Punched Female Capitol Police Officer in Face

House Judiciary Probing the Abuse of a Jan. 6 Inmate


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Rohli Booker Wins 6th District Council Seat

Annual ‘Click It or Ticket’ campaign starts Monday, Allen County police share

Historic Fort Wayne to host Siege of Fort Wayne 1812 in June

Parents frustrated with school’s response to 3rd grader bullied and threatened with rape

Secretary of State Blinken eats dinner at Ukraine pizza joint with… interesting decorations…

New study says religious “nones” have hit a ceiling


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Covid Shots Linked to Surge in Rare Autoimmune Disease, Study Finds

No Matter How Much You Hate Tony Fauci, It Isn’t Nearly Enough

Cancer Surgeon Drops Ivermectin Bombshell

Can treat ? . Kathleen Ruddy explain she observed late-stage cancer taking this “miracle .”

And BOOM Goes the Dynamite –> Black American Responds to NFL Condemning Harrison Butker’s Speech (Watch)

Watch: The young daughter of the Kansas City Chiefs owner just did what the NFL refuses to do: defend Christianity and free speech…

The Kansas City Star, a real newspaper, published an op-ed arguing that Harrison Butker should be replaced by a woman

Daily Show Prep: Monday, May 13

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Republican VP Hopeful JD Vance Shows Up at Court for Trump

That little lesson from Panama’s election for lawfare-obsessed Democrats

CNN, Other Warner Bros. Discovery Networks See Advertising Plunge 11 Percent as Viewership Plummets

HOW BAD IS THE BIDEN BORDER CRISIS? CNN’S FAREED ZAKARIA JUST CALLED FOR BIDEN TO BRING BACK TRUMP’S POLICIES

‘My God’: CNN Data Guru Says Sun Belt Polling Is ‘Absolute Disaster’ For Joe Biden

Biden Admin Wants Israeli Forces To ‘Get Out Of Gaza,’ Secretary Blinken Says

ABC’s Mary Bruce Invents Weird New ‘Anti-Semitic Trope’ With Which To Smear Trump

Biden slammed by tsunami of backlash after claiming ‘we leave no one behind’

Jen Psaki Forced to Admit AND Correct BLATANT, Shameful Lie She Told to Protect Biden in Her New Book


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legit got by , finally.

PATRIOTIC AND PETTY! MAN’S RESPONSE TO COMPLAINTS ABOUT HIS BOAT IN HIS DRIVEWAY GOES VIRAL, “I LIKE TO MAKE A POLITICAL STATEMENT”

: Tim from Party

The Congressional candidate everyone in the GOP is talking about


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BREAKING: Black Marine Charged w/ Planning Mass Shooting against ‘Privileged White People’

Report: Pentagon Orders Withdrawal from Niger

Report: Biological Male Represented by ACLU Rapes Inmate in Female Prison

Two Zelenskky Ministers Sacked Following Multi-Million Dollar Corruption Scandal

Sen. Lee Blasts Biden: Withholding Terrorists’ Location from Israel Is ‘Extortion’

Iranian lawmaker declares Tehran obtained nuclear bombs

OpenAI drops “omnimodel” that can watch what you’re doing, understand your emotions, and respond. I guarantee you won’t believe this is a machine talking.

Pelosi says 2016 election was “hijacked” during Oxford Union debate with Mumford & Sons guitarist

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, June 5

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Princeton Hunger Strikers Now Complaining School Officials Aren’t Monitoring Their Medical Condition

White House insists Israel is getting ‘everything they need’ after Biden halts arms shipment

Johnson pushes bill on voter ID requirements — flanked by Trump allies who challenged 2020 election

🚨 Every single Democrat in the House just voted for illegal immigrants to count towards representation in Congress and the Electoral College


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Biden: I’ve Had Best Run of Creating Jobs and Lowering Inflation Ever, ‘It Was 9% When I Came Into Office’

Current US Inflation Rates: 2000-2024

WATCH: JOE BIDEN CONTINUES TO SHOW AMERICANS WHY THEY HATE HIM WITH HIS NEW COMMENTS ON GROCERY PRICES

Biden Gets Busted on Big Lie in Wisconsin With New, Ridiculous Tall Tale

Seven Blatant Biden LIES ABC, CBS, NBC Refuse to Report

Rep. Miller: BLS is Cooking Jobs Reports to Make Biden’s Economy Look Better

JUST IN: Republicans Score Massive Election Integrity Victory In Georgia

AstraZeneca pulls COVID-19 vaccine from global markets

US Government Prepared to Drop 100M Jabs for a Disease That Isn’t Even a Thing Yet

Chris Cuomo says he is taking ivermectin, says we were given “bad information” during the pandemic and wonders why 👀

Lucid, Tesla, Rivian, and Fisker Have Another No Good Very Bad Day