Daily Show Prep: Monday, Feb. 19

Daily : , Feb. 19

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Nolte: Doomed CNN Forced to ‘Dramatically’ Slash Anchor Salaries

Masked ‘Recovering Journo’ Shaming United for Plane Air Quality ACCIDENTALLY Funniest Post of the Day

The Atlantic Claims Rich People Leave Their Curtains Open to Torment the Poors ANNND Twitter Has Thoughts

Teen car wash worker has lemonade hurled at her, retaliates by spraying pressure hose at rude customer in viral video


Hour 2

The NYPD Has a ‘Dance’ Team and the Dancing COVID Nurses Would Like a Word

Biden admin reportedly doubling down on gas car crackdown

The Boom in Battery Metals for EVs Is Turning to Bust

Shutdown of Indiana oil refinery impacts gas prices with a 21 cent increase from last month

Biden’s Inflation Reduction Act, Meant To Counter China, Prompted Explosion in Chinese Battery Imports

SCIENTISTS MAKE BREAKTHROUGH DISCOVERY WHILE EXPERIMENTING WITH URINE: ‘WE CAN REUSE A VERY SIGNIFICANT PORTION OF THE COBALT’

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Hour 3

The Internet Was Made for Nikki Haley’s Hilariously Unfortunate Wording in Her ’12 Fellas’ Post

Jill Biden gives SOTU invite to Texas woman who went to great lengths to kill her disabled unborn child

Kansas Man Speaks Out After He Was Wrongly Accused Of Being Suspected KC Parade Shooter: ‘I Just Want To Clear My Name’

Complete PARODY: Mollie Hemingway Calls NYT OUT for Praising Fani Willis’ DRESS (That Was on BACKWARD)

WOW: Victor Davis Hanson Rattles Off List of Biden’s Lies (Just in the Past WEEK)

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, Jan. 30

Daily : , Jan. 30

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BIDEN SPOX KIRBY LOSES IT ON REPORTER AT BRIEFING IN STUNNING EXCHANGE OVER BOMBINGS IN MIDDLE EAST

Trump Wins: Illinois Board of Elections Votes to Keep Trump on Primary Ballot

Pelosi Lobs Racist Comments to Protesters: ‘Go Back to China, Where You Came From’


Hour 2

HUGE: Guess how many workers UPS just laid off in the best economy ever?

Treasury Sec. Yellen Betrays Biden, Debunks Bogus Inflation Claims

Biden, Harris’s Smollett Solidarity Posts Resurface on Hoax Anniversary

WATCH: Biden’s Infuriating Comment Claiming He Doesn’t Have Power to Deal With Border Crisis

Dem claims the MAGA border agenda includes bombing Mexico, electrifying fences, building alligator moats – is anyone taking notes on this?? 🤔

Biden’s Illegal Immigration Failures: He Could Take Action but Refuses

This is same used to limit from countries.

Report: Al-Shabaab terrorist caught at border WAS RELEASED BY FEDS to roam freely across America FOR A YEAR

Mayorkas Calls Impeachment ‘Baseless’ in Smug, Deceitful Letter to Homeland Security Committee

House begins impeachment proceedings against DHS Secretary Mayorkas. Details on Republicans actually doing something here. 🤯


Hour 3

Parents of Soldier Killed in Jordan Say Biden Hasn’t Called Them

CONFIRMED: House Democrat Being Criminally Investigated Is ‘Squad’ Member Cori Bush

32-year-old blogger’s research forces Harvard Medical School affiliate to retract 6 papers, correct another 31

NSA Confirms Purchasing Data on American Citizens’ Internet Behavior, Circumventing the Need for Warrants

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, Jan. 11

Daily : , Jan. 11

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THIS Should End Fani Willis’ Case –> GUESS Who Met with Biden Just 3 DAYS After Trump Announced Campaign

Biden Admin Targets Rumble w/ ‘Bogus’ Investigation

BREAKING: Man Seeking to Disqualify from 2024 At Least 27 States for Filing 17 False Documents to — Risks 99 in on 33 Counts

Inflation Soars As High Prices Continue To Squeeze Americans

Biden WH’s 2024 Plan to Boost Approval on the Economy: Give People Extra Money for Groceries


Hour 2

LOL-YIKES! Twitter Has WAAAY Too Much Fun at Nikki Haley’s Expense For Claiming She Does NOT Get Confused

Jess Piper MIIIGHT Want to Delete This OLD Post Since She’s Been Found Guilty of Campaign Finance Fraud

EXCLUSIVE: Second-Largest Foreign Owner Of US Land Is A Chinese Communist Party Member


Hour 3

New Michigan Poll Shows Biden Losing in Blowout

Rep. Jayapal to members of Congress: “Let’s talk about the fact that President Trump incited an ERECTION.”

Fauci develops selective amnesia during COVID testimony; admits social distancing wasn’t scientific

Fuel leak on Astrobotic’s moon lander leaves ‘no chance’ of soft landing

Woke Retreats: Johns Hopkins DEI Office Apologizes, Retracts ‘Privilege List’

Daily Show Prep: Wed, Sept. 13

Daily : Wed, Sept. 13

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Mitt Romney Declines to Run for Reelection

Inflation Surges Above Expectations Despite Fed’s Rate Hikes

Oliver Anthony pulled off on the side of the road to cancel a show because the ticket prices were too high

Big Changes Ahead at McDonald’s: Bids Farewell to Chain Staple


Hour 2

LYFT’S NEW FEATURE LETS (ONLY) WOMEN AND NON-BINARY RIDERS REQUEST THEIR DRIVER’S GENDER

‘Alien’ bodies with three-fingered hands, ‘unknown DNA and eggs inside’ are presented by UFO expert at Mexican congress – with the ‘non-humans’ found in Peru said to be 1,000 years old

Sudafed, Benadryl and most decongestants don’t work: FDA advisory panel

Even Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg Can’t Find a Reliable EV Charger

Energy Secretary Granholm’s Electric Roadtrip Runs Into Problems

Lobbyists for CCP-tied EV company funneled cash to Democrats after filing as foreign agents


Hour 3

The White House is sending a letter to news outlets instructing them to “ramp up scrutiny” of Biden impeachment inquiry

The legacy media is turning on Joe Biden. Check out WaPo today.

BOB GOOD: Kevin of ‘ With Conditions for Speaker

Conservatives Want McCarthy to Press Charges as Insurrectionists Invade Office

Missouri AG launches investigation into Liberty Safe

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, Feb. 7

Daily : , Feb. 7

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REAL Black history – Robert Smalls

has been claiming is lower because of him.

Record numbers of people are worse off, a recipe for political discontent: POLL

False economic dawn


Hour 2

WATCH: SAM SMITH’S SATANIC GRAMMY PERFORMANCE WAS SPONSORED BY… PFIZER? ​

Former Defense Secretary Slams Pelosi as ‘Incoherent’ and ‘Shrieking’ Mess During January 6th Riot, Downplays it as People ‘Taking Selfies’

Andrew Tate ‘accusers’ claim they made clear they’re ‘not victims’

Two women who DENIED being trafficked by Andrew Tate and his brother and insist they worked for him willingly ARE victims and have been brainwashed, Romanian judges rule

Influencer Andrew Tate To Donate $100 Million To Protect Men From…


Hour 3

Portage Manor closing, residents to be rehoused

‘My god, what’s happening?’: Dead weedy seadragons wash up on Sydney beaches

Strange Rare Fish From Time of the Dinosaurs Washes Up on East Coast

Alligator-Catfish Hybrids Are Being Spawned in an Alabama Lab

WATCH: FURRIES COUNTERPROTEST FEMINISTS BECAUSE IT’S 2023 AND THAT’S WHERE WERE ARE AS A SOCIETY

WATCH: ‘TRANS LIVES MATTER’ PROTESTORS STAGE INSURRECTION AT OKLAHOMA CAPITOL BUT NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE

NERD CREATES APP TO NARC ON YOUR FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE NEW HARRY POTTER VIDEO GAME, SINCE JK ROWLING IS A… YOU KNOW

Here’s How Much US Farmland Has Been Bought Up By China