Daily Show Prep: Thursday, May 25

Daily : , 25

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Tina Turner: legendary rock’n’roll singer dies aged 83

No one is reporting what Ron DeSantis actually said in his 2024 announcement last night cuz they want to make fun of him for crashing Twitter, so here are some highlights

House Republican Pushes to Fine Schiff $16M for Russia Hoax Lies

Fox News Unleashes Layoffs amid Tumbling Viewership, Tucker’s Exit

Calif. Bans Skittles Due to Health Concerns, Still Allows Child Sex Changes

EXC: CPAC Treasurer Resigns Alleging ‘Cancer in Organization Metastasizing for Years’.

Kansas’s Racist Democrat Gov. Slammed for Axing Underground Railroad Restoration

Bill Gates was having affair with Russian woman, Jeffrey Epstein tried to blackmail him using it

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San Francisco mayor forced to abandon public safety meeting after protester throws brick

Michigan Man Gets Community Service for Shooting Anti-Abortion Campaigner

Target’s market value has dropped $9 billion in one week. Check out the leaked email the company sent employees.

Target CEO Defends ‘Tuck-Friendly’ Trans Products in Stores

Target Pulls Some LGBT Items, Claims Threats after Panic over Boycotts

Target, Facing Backlash, Pulls LGBT Pride Items by Satanist Designer

Drag queen Pattie Gonia says ‘come out’ in North Face ‘Summer of Pride’ ad

Target loses $9B in week following boycott calls over LGBTQ-friendly kids clothing

House Judiciary Threatens MLB’s Anti-Trust Exemption for Pushing Radical LGBT Agenda

Transgender Disc Golfer Wins Women’s Event in Virginia

Students Sue Prof. Who Forced Donations to Planned Parenthood


Hour 2

Indiana counselor sues after being fired over criticism of transgender pronouns

BREAKING: LGBT Pride ‘Youth Carnival’ Bars Parents From Attending

Men’s Health says men might be “gynosexual” if they are attracted to women. Or, you know, just normal men.

“Look how quickly the media freaks out about losing just a tiny part of the narrative™ machine.” These are all REAL headlines from mainstream media outlets!

More Details Revealed about IRS Targeting Twitter Files Reporter


Hour 3

Hunter Biden investigation: Second IRS whistleblower claims retaliation

Black Lives Matter Hemorrhaged Cash in 2022, Tax Documents Show

Karine Jean-Pierre Showered With Receipts After Blatant Lie on Biden and the Debt Ceiling

Disturbing video shows machete-wielding NYC professor Shellyne Rodriguez chase Post staffers down street

Shellyne Rodriguez, NYC college professor who threatened Post reporter with machete, is fired as her lawsuit against NYPD emerges

Daily Show Prep: Tues, May 2

Daily : Tues, 2

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FLASHBACK:

I was of spreading and on Nation for pointing the FBI illegally spies on Americans.

And

DOJ Inspector General confirms that FBI conducted 3.4 million warrantless, unconstitutional “backdoor searches” on Americans

https://www.953mnc.com/2023/05/02/saint-joseph-high-school-to-ditch-indians-nickname-mascot/

ALARMING VIDEO SHOWS TRANSGENDER HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF A GIRL. OR, THE DUDE MIGHT HAVE BEEN TRANS?


Hour 2

Republicans rip Biden for ‘false’ claims about veterans’ aid cuts

Pornhub Blocks Entire State of Utah to Protest Age-Verification Law

“NO ONE WOULD MARRY YOU”: MEGYN KELLY UTTERLY DESECRATES KEITH OLBERMANN IN BRUTAL RESPONSE VIDEO

‘Deadbeat’ Hunter Biden Ripped for Staying Mum on Child Support Case


Hour 3

: News ‘s

Southern Poverty Law Center’s ‘hate’ list suffers ‘monumental’ legal setback

Daily Show Prep: Monday, May 1

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Happy holiday.

Come back bud! Indiana bar pleads for customers to return after telling them they were not welcome for speaking out against trans Dylan Mulvaney-Bud Light partnership

Coca-Cola Shareholders Reject Proposal to Stop Selling Products in Pro-Life States

Fines issued for Kauffman, candidates, and donors of election mailer

Biden caught with crib notes detailing reporter’s question prior to calling on her during press conference


Hour 2

Report Finds Airlines, Not Weather, to Blame for Cancelled Flights Stranding Thousands

Flashback: White candidate wins after leading Tex. voters to think he’s black

Indiana Republican jokingly coming out as lesbian ‘woman of color’ sparks outrage, calls for his execution


Hour 3

Pictures of Portage Manor in disrepair under Democrat control.

https://www.953mnc.com/2023/04/30/cbd-business-owners-worried-after-rokita-voices-opinion/

Watch: Niles, Michigan Taco Bell Employee So High He Can’t Stand Up Straight

Watch: , Employee High He Stand Up Straight

‘ve heard me about this Taco Bell a over the years on my show. It’s the worst fast-food restaurant on either side of the for customer . They were to the 30-minute drive-thru before made that standard. It’s pretty much expected they will get the order wrong .

While I moved back to the side of the border 3-years-ago, it seems nothing has changed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usEGEc-HeSI
H/t: Listener John for the tip.

Link in case the embed breaks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usEGEc-HeSI

Update:

Some seem to think he’s just tired. I’m not sure about that.

What do you think?