Daily Show Prep: Thursday, May 2

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DEA Agrees To Reclassify Marijuana Under Federal Law, AP Reports

Indiana leaders reassess marijuana stance as DEA proposes historic reclassification

States rethink data centers as ‘electricity hogs’ strain the grid

Captain Obvious paid visit to . bad he won’t come to .

VEGANS ARE NOW GOING AFTER YOUR POOCHES FOOD, CLAIMS THERE IS “COMPELLING” RESEARCH FOR DOGS TO EAT A VEG DIET


Hour 2

Second Boeing Whistleblower Dies Suddenly

Peloton CEO Is Stepping Down, Fitness Company To Cut Workforce By 15%

WATCH: MSNBC STOOGE CUTS UNINTENTIONAL TRUMP AD, CLAIMS SHE AND HER JOURNALISMER COLLEAGUES WILL DISAPPEAR WHEN TRUMP WINS

MSNBC hosts laments campus protests because they might lead to “next Reagan era”

Megyn Kelly wants to know why so many woke protesters are “unattractive” and there was actually an interesting study on that

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Researchers find a ‘liberal gene’


Hour 3

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Jim Banks: Stand with Pamela Whitten against IU’s radical, immature faculty

UCLA Hamas protestors told the cops to leave and then were upset the cops didn’t save them from frat boys.

Leftist Protesters and Right-Wing Counterprotesters Break Into “F— Joe Biden” Chants

Dem Fundraising Platform ActBlue Takes a Cut of Donations to Michigan State University’s Anti-Israel Tent Encampment

Oct. 7 terror attack victims file suit against several U.S. groups alleging collaboration with Hamas

Wind energy industry produced less power in 2023, despite having increased total generation capacity

Guess Where a Cyberattack Just Took down the Voter Registration System

PLANNED PARENTHOOD STOPS PROVIDING A DISABLED PATIENT MEDICAL CARE AFTER SHE WORE A SHIRT THAT SAYS “ADULT HUMAN FEMALE”

Planned Parenthood took $1.8B in taxpayer money in 3 years— with $90M from COVID loans: feds

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, April 17

Daily : , April 17

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Longtime NPR Editor Who Exposed Their Bias Resigns, Rips ‘Divisive’ New CEO on the Way Out the Door

Chris Rufo is sharing old tweets from NPR’s new CEO and his summaries are sending me … get in here for the funniest ones 💀

Student Suspended 3 Days For Using Term ‘Illegal Alien’

UPDATE: Whitten, Trustees respond to faculty’s no confidence against administration

SBPD: Gun violence is down 48% in City of South Bend

No mention of reason, but …

Multiple States Witness Crime Rates Fall After Constitutional Carry

CDC Data Shows Constitutional Carry States Have Fewer Total and Gun-Related Homicides


Hour 2

Senate rejects first impeachment article against DHS Secretary Mayorkas

Hollywood Depression: Participant, Studio Behind ‘An Inconvenient Truth’ & More Woke Message Movies, Shuts Down

CALIFORNIA DEMOCRATS APPEAR TO BE A PARTY OF (AT BEST) EPHEBOPHILES, IF NOT ACTUAL PEDOPHILES

Target collecting and storing customers’ face and fingerprint scans without consent: class action lawsuit


Hour 3

Watch videos of Dubai under water after they injected chemicals into a storm and got an entire year’s worth of rain

Did you have “Marxist Camel Redistribution to Fight Climate Change” on your 2024 Bingo card? WaPo is here with the deets.

Still Surplus Arctic Ice Mid-April 2024

These two stories were published on the same day a few weeks ago 🥴

You’ll never guess who’s behind the ‘Free Palestine’ bridge-blocking protests …

Daily Show Prep: Wed, March 6

Daily : Wed, 6

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Nikki Haley ends presidential campaign with ‘no regrets,’ ceding GOP nomination to Trump

‘TROUNCED’: Donald Trump Rips Nikki Haley After She Refused to Endorse Him

Nikki Haley Spends More than $114M to Only Win VT, D.C.

Dems’ Plan B?: Biden Defeated in Huge Primary Upset by Dark-Horse Jason Palmer

Buttigieg: Biden Didn’t Axe Effective Trump Border Policies, Just Family Separation, ‘Our Economy Is Pulling People’

Biden claims he and the Democrats want to fix the border. I guess he forgot that he terminated the border emergency on his first day in office!

BIDEN ADMINISTRATION ACTIONS THAT HAVE UNDERMINED BORDER SECURITY AND ENCOURAGED ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION

Texas Rep. Tony Gonzales forced into GOP runoff against influencer Brandon Herrera


Hour 2

Indiana law dictates what happens if mayor resigns

Cuomo Subpoenaed for COVID-Era Nursing-Home Deaths

Wisdom

Doritos Fires Trans Ambassador after Disturbing Tweet about 12-Year-Old


Hour 3

VIDEO: Woke Methodist pastor caught drawing swastika on Jewish neighbor’s grocery delivery 😭

He had to publicly note that TOE LICKING is not allowed.

Hacker Forum Post Claims UnitedHealth Paid $22 Million Ransom in Bid to Recover Data

War of the ‘Whistleblowers’: Tony Bobulinski Sues Cassidy Hutchinson for Libel

Renault Award: Plastic Makers Lied About Recycling for Decades

President Joe Biden Announces Cap of All Credit Card Late Fees at $8

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, Tuesday, Feb. 6

Daily : , Tuesday, Feb. 6

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Toby Keith, Larger-Than-Life Country Music Star, Dies at 62

Toby Keith haters react with glee over his cancer death — and send their love to the Dixie Chicks

Tithe With


Hour 2

Philly Sheriff Caught Making Up Flattering Headlines in Sham Campaign

Some whiz kids figured out how to read charred scrolls from Pompeii and we have the text from the first scroll 🤯

Rome just reconstructed this 42-foot Colossus of Constantine and it is spectacular

Florida mom with giant bumper sticker promoting Only Fans account confused as to why kids’ Christian prep school is upset with her

FAILING SCHOOL PAID WOKE ACTIVIST $250K TO IMPROVE TEST SCORES, BUT THE KIDS DID WORSE

Attorney General Todd Rokita launches
‘Eyes on Education’ portal to further empower parents 

DC gave these low-income mothers $10,800 and you’ll never guess how they spent the money


Hour 3

Chile entered an all-female team at the UAE SWAT Challenge … it did not go well

Actress Gina Carano Sues Disney After Being Fired For Social Media Posts

11-Month FBI Op w/ 3 Undercover Agents Yields 1 Measly Arrest for Unmarked Silencer

CNN Makes Drastic Cut As Ratings Slump Takes Its Toll

PROGRESSIVISM: Seattle’s “living wage” fee meant to help delivery drivers is causing drivers to make less because people stopped placing orders

WATCH: Biden Says He Recently Spoke With Foreign Leader Who Died In 1996

Biden Blames Trump for Sinking of Bipartisan Immigration Bill

breaks down little on how Dearborn, is, , Dearbornistan.

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, Jan. 30

Daily : , Jan. 30

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BIDEN SPOX KIRBY LOSES IT ON REPORTER AT BRIEFING IN STUNNING EXCHANGE OVER BOMBINGS IN MIDDLE EAST

Trump Wins: Illinois Board of Elections Votes to Keep Trump on Primary Ballot

Pelosi Lobs Racist Comments to Protesters: ‘Go Back to China, Where You Came From’


Hour 2

HUGE: Guess how many workers UPS just laid off in the best economy ever?

Treasury Sec. Yellen Betrays Biden, Debunks Bogus Inflation Claims

Biden, Harris’s Smollett Solidarity Posts Resurface on Hoax Anniversary

WATCH: Biden’s Infuriating Comment Claiming He Doesn’t Have Power to Deal With Border Crisis

Dem claims the MAGA border agenda includes bombing Mexico, electrifying fences, building alligator moats – is anyone taking notes on this?? 🤔

Biden’s Illegal Immigration Failures: He Could Take Action but Refuses

This is same used to limit from countries.

Report: Al-Shabaab terrorist caught at border WAS RELEASED BY FEDS to roam freely across America FOR A YEAR

Mayorkas Calls Impeachment ‘Baseless’ in Smug, Deceitful Letter to Homeland Security Committee

House begins impeachment proceedings against DHS Secretary Mayorkas. Details on Republicans actually doing something here. 🤯


Hour 3

Parents of Soldier Killed in Jordan Say Biden Hasn’t Called Them

CONFIRMED: House Democrat Being Criminally Investigated Is ‘Squad’ Member Cori Bush

32-year-old blogger’s research forces Harvard Medical School affiliate to retract 6 papers, correct another 31

NSA Confirms Purchasing Data on American Citizens’ Internet Behavior, Circumventing the Need for Warrants