Daily Show Prep: Monday, July 29

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US debt reaches $35 trillion 🍾

Leaked text messages between Trump rally countersnipers show they were aware of shooter 90 MINUTES beforehand

New video shows building where Trump shooter was perched being surrounded by cops while Trump was allowed to remain on stage

Guess what is suggested when you try to Google Trump’s assassination attempt? That’s right, nothing.

CIA denies claims that Trump shooter was part of MKUltra mind control program (come see the comments)

Tech company pulls Olympics advertising after opening ceremony display many deem to be anti-Christian

The opening ceremony at the Olympics parodied the Last Supper with drag queens and an obese woman in an aureole

“Very Ballsy”: Eagle-Eyed Viewers Spot Performer’s “Scrotum” At Paris Olympics

The Olympic Village is already running out of meat and eggs because officials are pushing plant-based foods on the athletes 😬


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On his way out, Biden is pushing Congress to impose term limits and “code of conduct” for Supreme Court

Harris Campaign Admits to Misleading Voters on Trump, Project 2025

The FBI confirmed that, yes, Trump was shot. But Blue Anon is still insisting that they need more evidence

Mayor Pete made the rounds this weekend to claim crime is down so let’s school him, shall we?

REPORT: 3 Suspected Palestinian Terror Suspects Caught After Illegally Crossing Border into California

Charges Dropped Against D.C. Rioters Who Assaulted Cops & Vandalized Property

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, July 23

Daily : , July 23

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Nolte: Kimberly Cheatle Says No Radio Communications Were Recorded on Trump Shooting Day

BREAKING: Secret Service director to resign (finally). Details here.


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Chick-fil-A dethroned as America’s favorite fast-food chain

This animator for Cartoon Network, Nickelodeon, and Disney was just arrested for, you guessed it, possessing child porn

: on Kimberly Cheatle

Michigan Police: 80-Year-Old Trump Supporter Run Over in ‘Politically Motivated’ Attack

‘Insurrection’: Activists Invade Capitol Office to Oppose Netanyahu Speech


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City unveils plan for vibrant ‘Welcome to Fort Wayne’ signs

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Elkhart enhancing Toll Road overpass with multimillion-dollar revitalization project

Casey isn’t a fan either

Heritage Foundation: Cell phone data connected to Trump shooter’s house can be tracked to DC “in the same vicinity of an FBI office” … and that’s not all

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, July 18

Daily : , July 18

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Whistleblowers come forward on Trump rally security, Judiciary Committee says

Things Do Not Go Well When Secret Service Head Kim Cheatle Shows Up at the RNC


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Gold Star Families From Abbey Gate Remind Biden Service Members Were Killed on His Watch

Disgrace to the Fallen: MSNBC Cuts From Gold Star Families at RNC to Yuk It Up With Dem Chair

Joy Reid Takes Bats**t INSANE to Whole New Level Sleuthing What REALLY Happened at Trump Shooting (Watch)

Dude. No. ‘Absolute LUNATIC’ John Harwood’s Deranged Thread Implying Trump Wasn’t ACTUALLY Shot BACKFIRES

Biden Has Covid Again but I Guess Masks Aren’t a Thing Anymore (Plus: This Assurance Aged Terribly)

A DESPERATE Joy Reid Compares Biden’s COVID Cold to Trump Surviving Assassination (WATCH)

BINGO! CNN Panelists Did NOT Like Contributor Explaining Life Outside the Lefty Media Bubble

‘Acceptance Is Complete’: Dem Rep and Top Biden Surrogate Says It’s Time to Make America Great Again

‘Uh, You Know … the Black Man’: BET Releases Unedited Biden Interview and HELLOOO Dumpster Fire (Watch)


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Wife of Washington Post Columnist Who Spent Almost a Decade Calling Trump a Foreign Agent Gets Indicted for Being an Unregistered Foreign Agent

Trump gunman Thomas Crooks used bike to scout rally unimpeded

Liberal Dark Money Group Claiming To Protect ‘Voter Rights’ Funded Deceptive Ad Campaign Meant To Suppress GOP Votes

Vance embraced real Trump after breaking through ‘media’s lies’; gives voice to a new GOP generation

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, July 18

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Why is the White House out here telling us that Biden will soon be holding a “big boy” press conference?

Campaign crisis: Dems who have called for Biden to drop out or raised concerns about his health

Back in 2022, Biden skipped an “early evening” meeting with world leaders at the G7 Summit because he needed to go to bed

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California Democrats ‘Water Down’ Sex Trafficking Bill. Good.

House Oversight Chairman Calls Out White House Physician’s Alleged Connection To Biden Family ‘Peddling Scheme’

Lead, arsenic, and 14 other toxic metals found in tampons, study finds

Seven years ago climate scientists warned the Maldives were disappearing. Guess what?


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Chicago’s mayor actually blamed Richard Nixon after more than 100 people were shot over the weekend

Trump Announces Plans To Reject CBDCs, Promote Free Speech in AI, Ban Government Censorship, and Defund Censorship Institutions

If You Were Duped On Biden’s Cognitive Decline, You’re Too Dumb To Be A Journalist

Vox claims Big Meat uses universities to trick Americans into eating meat 😂

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, July 18

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CNN Threatens YouTube Channels that Want to Provide Trump-Biden Debate Commentary

WATCH: BIDEN’S MULTI-MILLIONAIRE TREASURY SECRETARY CLAIMS YOU’RE NOT EXPERIENCING HIGH GROCERY PRICES

Rep. Luna Gives Garland Until Friday to Comply w/ Subpoena


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House votes to defund Mayorkas’ salary in DHS funding bill

Biden Admin to Close Largest ICE Detention Center, Move Deportation-Eligible Illegals Inward

ISIS-affiliated network smuggled over 400 migrants into US: Report

Tone-deaf Mayorkas claims ‘only the criminal’ to blame for slaughter of 12-year-old Texas girl, not Biden border policy

Now experts are asking whether milk is racist as part of a tax-payer funded research project into connections between milk and colonialism

BIDEN’S USDA NOW WANTS TO TRACK YOUR MEAT ON, YOU GUESSED IT, “PUBLIC HEALTH” GROUNDS


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Nearly half of American EV owners want to switch back to gas-powered vehicle, McKinsey data shows

FBI Allowed to Keep Epstein Documents Secret, Judge Rules