Daily Show Prep: Monday, March

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SCOTUS RULES 9-0 THAT TRUMP CAN APPEAR ON BALLOT

Colorado SecState Doubles Down Against Trump Even After 9-0 SCOTUS Smackdown

Nikki Haley ‘No Longer Bound’ by Pledge to Endorse Trump

Oklahoma School Under Fire for Toe-Licking Fundraising Event

Come see the “toxic phrases” CNBC apparently wants you to lose friendships over


Hour 2

Half of college grads are working high school-level jobs a year after graduation

Attorney General Todd Rokita announces new program to protect kids

Buttigieg Blames Biden’s Poor Approval Ratings on Media Coverage

The North Face offers 20% off to customers who complete a digital course in racial inclusion

We Finally Know How Much Damage Bud Light Boycott Did To Anheuser-Busch

Southwest Allen County Schools board to seek help with superintendent search


Hour 3

Merrick Garland Declares Election Integrity Racist, Threatens Red States

Laken Riley’s Mother: The Murder Was an ‘Avoidable Tragedy’

Blue Line, shrooms and other bills that didn’t make the cut at the Statehouse

More Netflix price hikes might be coming soon, analysts say

‘It’s Like Survivor’: Cable News Braces For The Great Pay Cut

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, June 1

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Biden FALLS on stage while handing out diplomas U.S. Air Force Academy graduation

TWITTER CANCELS DEAL WITH DAILY WIRE, LABELS MATT WALSH DOC “HATEFUL CONDUCT” (UPDATE: ELON MUSK RESPONDS)

Seems like Wire was warned this recently.

Telegram Says Won’t Respond to Political Requests

ANOTHER federal court has issued an injunction against the Biden administration’s ridiculous pistol-brace rule

Want to know if that new movie is woke or not? There’s a site for that.


Hour 2

National Eating Disorder Association replaces hotline workers with new chatbot that tells anorexia and bulimic callers they need to lose weight 🤦‍♂️

State Dept Won’t Say If They’re Negotiating With Ukraine to Get U.S. Citizen Jailed For Speech Released

CBS Apparently Stonewalling Reporter Targeted by DOJ

Comer Blasts Wray’s Private Offer: Biden ‘Bribery’ File Must Go Public


Hour 3

‘Wow’: Reporter leaves John Kirby awestruck after citing hard data to ask about Biden being ‘corrupt’

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, March 23

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Bombshell Revelation Explodes DA Bragg’s Porn Star Hush-Money Case

‘s Bureau of Motor Vehicles is collecting and selling personal

Biden Sexual Assault Accuser Tara Reade to Testify Before Congress

DRINKING COFFEE IS THE NEW THING THAT MAKES YOU RAAAAACIST AND EVEN ELON MUSK IS ALL LIKE WTF

Bacterial Outbreak in Eyedrops Linked to Deaths, Vision Loss, in 16 States Including Illinois

Fed hikes rates by a quarter percentage point, indicates increases are near an end


Hour 2

Teachers and the Decline of Civic Knowledge

Are college students getting dumber when it comes to civic education?

Knowledge of how government works is declining, prompting talk of civics education, voter tests

Survey finds college graduates struggle with basic civic literacy

Indoctrinated College Grads’ IQs Take Nosedive: New Study

IQ scores in the US have DROPPED for first time in nearly 100 years, study suggests — so is tech making us dim?

FLASHBACK: Scientists say they’ve found the ‘liberal gene’

Michigan University to Have 5 Different Graduations for ‘Diversity’

NATIONAL TOXICOLOGY PROGRAM FINDS NO SAFE LEVEL OF FLUORIDE IN DRINKING WATER; WATER FLUORIDATION POLICY THREATENED

NEW SURVEY SHOWS OVER HALF OF YOUNG LIBERAL WHITE WOMEN HAVE A MENTAL ILLNESS AND WE HAVE AN IDEA AS TO WHY


Hour 3

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https://www.953mnc.com/2023/03/23/lawmakers-demand-answers-from-west-point-academy-regarding-schools-preferred-pronoun-play-acting/

Pentagon doctors claim 7-year-olds can make decisions to be injected with hormones, puberty suppressants

WATCH: TRANS CHILD CELEBRITY ADMITS THEY NEVER FEEL LIKE THEMSELVES DESPITE GENDER-CONFIRMING SURGERIES

DOJ Informants ‘Invaded’ and ‘Interfered’ in Proud Boys Defense Strategy, Attorneys Claim