Daily Show Prep: Thursday, May 25

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Tina Turner: legendary rock’n’roll singer dies aged 83

No one is reporting what Ron DeSantis actually said in his 2024 announcement last night cuz they want to make fun of him for crashing Twitter, so here are some highlights

House Republican Pushes to Fine Schiff $16M for Russia Hoax Lies

Fox News Unleashes Layoffs amid Tumbling Viewership, Tucker’s Exit

Calif. Bans Skittles Due to Health Concerns, Still Allows Child Sex Changes

EXC: CPAC Treasurer Resigns Alleging ‘Cancer in Organization Metastasizing for Years’.

Kansas’s Racist Democrat Gov. Slammed for Axing Underground Railroad Restoration

Bill Gates was having affair with Russian woman, Jeffrey Epstein tried to blackmail him using it

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San Francisco mayor forced to abandon public safety meeting after protester throws brick

Michigan Man Gets Community Service for Shooting Anti-Abortion Campaigner

Target’s market value has dropped $9 billion in one week. Check out the leaked email the company sent employees.

Target CEO Defends ‘Tuck-Friendly’ Trans Products in Stores

Target Pulls Some LGBT Items, Claims Threats after Panic over Boycotts

Target, Facing Backlash, Pulls LGBT Pride Items by Satanist Designer

Drag queen Pattie Gonia says ‘come out’ in North Face ‘Summer of Pride’ ad

Target loses $9B in week following boycott calls over LGBTQ-friendly kids clothing

House Judiciary Threatens MLB’s Anti-Trust Exemption for Pushing Radical LGBT Agenda

Transgender Disc Golfer Wins Women’s Event in Virginia

Students Sue Prof. Who Forced Donations to Planned Parenthood


Hour 2

Indiana counselor sues after being fired over criticism of transgender pronouns

BREAKING: LGBT Pride ‘Youth Carnival’ Bars Parents From Attending

Men’s Health says men might be “gynosexual” if they are attracted to women. Or, you know, just normal men.

“Look how quickly the media freaks out about losing just a tiny part of the narrative™ machine.” These are all REAL headlines from mainstream media outlets!

More Details Revealed about IRS Targeting Twitter Files Reporter


Hour 3

Hunter Biden investigation: Second IRS whistleblower claims retaliation

Black Lives Matter Hemorrhaged Cash in 2022, Tax Documents Show

Karine Jean-Pierre Showered With Receipts After Blatant Lie on Biden and the Debt Ceiling

Disturbing video shows machete-wielding NYC professor Shellyne Rodriguez chase Post staffers down street

Shellyne Rodriguez, NYC college professor who threatened Post reporter with machete, is fired as her lawsuit against NYPD emerges

Daily Show Prep: Monday, Aug. 1

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Amazon announces layoffs after Biden admin links ‘recession’ to low unemployment

https://summit.news/2022/08/01/senior-economist-fact-checked-by-facebook-for-saying-u-s-is-in-recession/

Indiana state Senate passes near-total abortion ban bill

CNN’s Dr. Wen: ‘It’s Time for the U.S. to Declare a State of Emergency’ for Monkeypox

First bugs, now CANNIBALISM: scientist says humans need to eat other humans to “fight climate change”


Hour 2

Trump, Tucker and MTG hang at LIV golf tournament as chants of ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ erupt

Jan. 6 rioters driven by loyalty to Trump, not insurrection: Harvard Study

Liberal DA Defends Teen Who Brutally Attacked NYPD Officer

CHEERLEADER KICKED OUT OF CAMP FOR CHOKING TEAMMATE WHO CALLED HER ‘MAN WITH A PENIS,’ CLAIMS TRANSPHOBIA

https://summit.news/2022/08/01/kavanaugh-assassin-suspect-identified-as-a-transgender-female/

Hour 3

https://headlineusa.com/economists-condemn-facebook-fact-checkers/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=economists-condemn-facebook-fact-checkers
https://headlineusa.com/jesse-jackson-shakedown-sesame-street/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=jesse-jackson-shakedown-sesame-street
https://headlineusa.com/maricopa-county-ids-election-workers-who-deleted-ariz-audit-files/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=maricopa-county-ids-election-workers-who-deleted-ariz-audit-files

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, June 2

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No, guns are not the leading cause of death for American children. Casey breaks down the CDC stats everyone is lying about.

Jan. 6 Committee Rejects Jim Jordan’s Demands

Records show coordinated Arizona ballot collection scheme

Maricopa County counted 19,000 late, invalid ballots in 2020 election, newly disgorged records show


Hour 2

Michael Avenatti sentenced to 4 years in prison for defrauding Stormy Daniels

Amber Heard’s attorney reveals the actress is ‘absolutely not’ able to pay $8m damages to Johnny Depp

‘We Felt Like Cowards’: A Police Officer Talks About the Decision to Delay Officer Response to Uvalde Shooting

Border Patrol Agent Recalls Rushing Texas School To Save Daughter, Wife

‘Silent Professionals’: The Real Story Behind The Elite Border Patrol Unit That Killed The Texas School Shooter

HOMEOWNER EXCHANGES GUNFIRE WITH ARMED INTRUDERS, GETS HIT BUT IS ALIVE…UNLIKE THE TWO MASKED HOME INVADERS

SPD stops assigning adult sexual assault cases, loses 100 detectives over 2019


Hour 3

California Reparations Report Demands Tree Planting In ‘Black Neighborhoods’ For ‘Shade Equity’

… but trees are .

FLASHBACK: Alert: Pine trees are now racist

FLASHBACK: City officials commit to removing ‘racist’ trees from golf course in Palm Springs

Tim Hortons constantly tracked users, noted when they visited rivals
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CATFISH ALERT: Top Dem Recruit Admits He Lied on Dating Apps

Nanny State: Eric Swalwell Wants To Use Campaign Cash To Pay Babysitters During His Overseas Work Trips

‘Journalists’ Are President And Memorial – Tuesday, 26 2

Every one of those blue Checkmarks knew they were to their followers. Their followers forgive them and defend them. Thus, encouraging them to to them .

‘Captain of its own fate’: Trump honors fallen on Memorial Day

Trump: ‘I Played Golf Over the Weekend. The Fake & Totally Corrupt News Made It Sound Like a Mortal Sin’

Why Doesn’t CNN Care When Anonymous Sources Give Them Fake News?

How to Watch When SpaceX Crew Dragon Launches

Daily : Tuesday, 26

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https://twitter.com/RealCaseyH/status/1265358851391590400

Media botched the virus crisis and made it ‘worse’: Poll

Study: Heat-Sensitive Coronavirus Will Drop Decisively in Summer

https://www.953mnc.com/2020/05/26/iu-researchers-develop-treatment-that-can-kill-coronavirus-on-contact/

Hide the silverware: Plastic forks rule as restaurants reopen


Hour 2

https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2020/05/26/blue-checks-keep-lying-about-president-trump-and-memorial-day/

Every one of those blue knew they were to their followers. Their followers forgive them and defend them. Thus, encouraging them to to them .

‘Captain of its own fate’: Trump honors fallen on Memorial Day

Trump: ‘I Played Golf Over the Weekend. The Fake & Totally Corrupt News Made It Sound Like a Mortal Sin’

Why Doesn’t CNN Care When Anonymous Sources Give Them Fake News?

https://heavy.com/news/2020/05/trump-to-announce-35-maximum-copay-for-insulin-users-on-medicare/

https://breakingdefense.com/2020/05/us-warship-fries-drone-with-powerful-new-laser/

How to Watch When SpaceX Crew Dragon Launches


Hour 3

Gov. Whitmer: ‘I’m Never Going To Apologize’ For Shutting Down Michigan

Whitmer Says She Censors Herself So Trump Won’t Cancel Aid To Michigan

CONFIRMED: Governor Whitmer Begs Michiganders Not to Travel to their Summer Home — Then Her Cars Are Seen Parked Outside of HER SUMMER HOME!

Report: Gretchen Whitmer’s Husband Asked for Special Help to Launch Boat

rake leaves with boat the water for holiday weekend, eh?

https://twitter.com/AmeliaChasse/status/1265365061788413955?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1265365061788413955%7Ctwgr%5E&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitchy.com%2Fsarahd-313035%2F2020%2F05%2F26%2Fdem-michigan-gov-gretchen-whitmer-dismisses-her-husband-allegedly-seeking-special-treatment-at-marina-as-just-a-failed-attempt-at-humor%2F

Yes, yes they did.

https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2020/05/26/crickets-from-the-media-jim-geraghty-drops-democrat-governors-pritzker-whitmer-and-northam-in-just-1-glorious-tweet/