Daily Show Prep: Thursday, May 25

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, May 25

Hour 1

Tina Turner: legendary rock’n’roll singer dies aged 83

No one is reporting what Ron DeSantis actually said in his 2024 announcement last night cuz they want to make fun of him for crashing Twitter, so here are some highlights

House Republican Pushes to Fine Schiff $16M for Russia Hoax Lies

Fox News Unleashes Layoffs amid Tumbling Viewership, Tucker’s Exit

Calif. Bans Skittles Due to Health Concerns, Still Allows Child Sex Changes

EXC: CPAC Treasurer Resigns Alleging ‘Cancer in Organization Metastasizing for Years’.

Kansas’s Racist Democrat Gov. Slammed for Axing Underground Railroad Restoration

Bill Gates was having affair with Russian woman, Jeffrey Epstein tried to blackmail him using it

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6/10 not bad Bill. She gets +1 for being Russian.

San Francisco mayor forced to abandon public safety meeting after protester throws brick

Michigan Man Gets Community Service for Shooting Anti-Abortion Campaigner

Target’s market value has dropped $9 billion in one week. Check out the leaked email the company sent employees.

Target CEO Defends ‘Tuck-Friendly’ Trans Products in Stores

Target Pulls Some LGBT Items, Claims Threats after Panic over Boycotts

Target, Facing Backlash, Pulls LGBT Pride Items by Satanist Designer

Drag queen Pattie Gonia says ‘come out’ in North Face ‘Summer of Pride’ ad

Target loses $9B in week following boycott calls over LGBTQ-friendly kids clothing

House Judiciary Threatens MLB’s Anti-Trust Exemption for Pushing Radical LGBT Agenda

Transgender Disc Golfer Wins Women’s Event in Virginia

Students Sue Prof. Who Forced Donations to Planned Parenthood


Hour 2

Indiana counselor sues after being fired over criticism of transgender pronouns

BREAKING: LGBT Pride ‘Youth Carnival’ Bars Parents From Attending

Men’s Health says men might be “gynosexual” if they are attracted to women. Or, you know, just normal men.

“Look how quickly the media freaks out about losing just a tiny part of the narrative™ machine.” These are all REAL headlines from mainstream media outlets!

More Details Revealed about IRS Targeting Twitter Files Reporter


Hour 3

Hunter Biden investigation: Second IRS whistleblower claims retaliation

Black Lives Matter Hemorrhaged Cash in 2022, Tax Documents Show

Karine Jean-Pierre Showered With Receipts After Blatant Lie on Biden and the Debt Ceiling

Disturbing video shows machete-wielding NYC professor Shellyne Rodriguez chase Post staffers down street

Shellyne Rodriguez, NYC college professor who threatened Post reporter with machete, is fired as her lawsuit against NYPD emerges

Hour 1

WNBA COACH IS PISSED AND CONFUSED WHY IT WASN’T A SELLOUT FOR BRITTNEY GRINER’S RETURN: “C’MON, LA”

WOKE HIGH SCHOOL FORCED TO RESPOND TO WHAT CHAD STUDENTS ARE DOING TO THE TAMPON DISPENSERS IN THE BOYS’ BATHROOM

The NAACP Says Florida Isn’t Safe for Black People. Data Tell a Different Story.


Hour 2

Police: 19-Year-Old Sai Varshith Kandula Drove U-Haul into Barrier Near White House, Nazi Flag Found in Vehicle

“Why Waking Up Early Is Rooted in White Supremacy” 🤡


Hour 3

Interview: Matt Chaffee – PHM school board

Black Suspects Killed Handyman Because They ‘Wanted To Kill A White Person’: Police Detective.

Nolte: 59% of Voters Agree Media ‘Truly Enemy of the People’

Daily Show Prep: Monday, May 22

Hour 1

Biden to end familial DNA testing at border, key deterrent to fraud and child trafficking

Target Partners with Satanist Designer Abprallen for Gay Pride Collection

Yes, actually Satanic

Man whose life sentence was commuted by Obama now charged with attempted murder in road rage incident, woman left brain-dead

Undercover video footage captured by James O’Keefe appears to reveal that Fox fired Tucker Carlson at the order of Dominion, Big Pharma

EXCLUSIVE: Leaked Policy Exposes Fox News Stances on Woke Ideology


Hour 2

VIDEO: NASCAR’s Bubba Wallace Flips Off Camera in Post-Race Interview After Winning Second Place

Elise Stefanik, Republicans Push Back on Biden’s War on Chocolate Milk

Tim Scott’s Mic Blows Out In The Middle Of Presidential Announcement

Reporter Recalls Asking Tim Scott If He’s a Virgin as Senator Announces 2024 Bid

School District’s Removal Of Sexually Explicit Books Potentially Violated Students’ Civil Rights, Biden Admin Says


Hour 3

Interview: Tina Wilson – Republican Candidate South Bend City Clerk

Transgender woman forced to use men’s locker room sues NYC yoga studio for $5M

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, April 25

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, April 25

Hour 1

Bud Light Takes ‘Staggering’ Nosedive in New Sales Numbers, Astounding Industry Insiders

Angry Fox Nation Subscribers Follow Tucker Carlson out the Door

Biden Bemoans Banning Of Pornographic Children’s Books

RFK Jr. Slams DNC for Primary Election Procedures

Tuesday Tithe With Lucas Miles

Mich. Dem. Gets House Arrest for 2020 Ballot-Box Tampering


Hour 2

Interview: Mishawaka FOP President Rich Freeman

Students sue after Michigan school district forces them to remove ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ sweatshirts

Biden will veto McCarthy’s debt limit package, White House announces

Interview: PHM school board member Matt Chaffee

Indiana Public School Officials Admit Lying to Parents About Critical Race Theory


Hour 3

Sec. of State Blinken, Who Pushed Laptop ‘Disinfo’ Claim, Emailed Hunter Frequently

Judge Orders Hunter Biden To Court To Answer Questions About Laptop: Report

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City of Chicago forced to rehire, pay lost wages to workers fired for refusing COVID vaccine mandate

Daily Show Prep: Monday, March 20

Hour 1

Alvin Bragg is pursuing a seriously flawed prosecution: John Yoo

Manhattan DA’s Trump case rests on shaky legal, ethical ground, experts say

House Republicans demand documents from Manhattan DA targeting Trump

Boston School Distributes Explicit Survey on Oral Sex, Transgenderism to Middle-Schoolers

California School District Exposed for Secretly Transitioning Students Without Parents Knowledge or Consent


Hour 2

On this day in history, March 20, 1854, Republican Party founded to oppose expansion of slavery

CDC forced to correct alarming stats that inflated spike in rape, sex violence among teen girls

66 MILLION Americans want a ‘national divorce’: New poll shows growing number back Marjorie Taylor Greene’s call for a split between blue and red states

Interview: Dan Schaetzle – St. Joseph County Council District C


Hour 3

Nearly 200 banks at risk for same fate as SVB: study

Silicon Valley Bank functioned as bridge between U.S. dollars and Chinese investments in aerospace and defense — no wonder Biden wanted all deposits bailed out