Daily Show Prep: Monday, May 8

Daily : , 8

Hour 1

Megyn Kelly Exposes Fox Exec. Behind Tucker Carlson’s Leaks

Tucker Carlson Given Job Offer with Salary Up to 3 Times More than He Was Making at Fox News

Tucker Carlson Reportedly Preparing to Unleash on Fox News: He Will Not Be Silenced

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Twitter sleuths find MSNBC gun-grabbing Allen shooting eye witness and well well well, whad’ya know

SUV driver plows into crowd outside a Texas migrant and homeless shelter – killing at least seven and injuring 11 others: Charged with reckless driving

FDA Approves First Pill Containing Human Feces


Hour 2

Proud Boys Found Guilty of Seditious Conspiracy

Berkeley Prof. Sorry for Being a ‘White Person Who Incorrectly Identified as Native’

Report: DeSantis to Skip Exploratory Committee and Announce Campaign


Hour 3

AMERICA’S OLDEST BREWERY COUNTERS BUD LIGHT WITH NEW PATRIOTIC BEER CANS TO BENEFIT OUR VETERANS

“Consider it , even if it’s not” – of assisting Ukraine with Facebook

Save the male chicks

Jan. 6 rioter in pink beret identified after ex spotted her in a viral FBI tweet

The FBI devoted over 2 to tracking this , and she’s not even accused of any acts of . The feds can’t can’t have looking all adorable at a .

Daily Show Prep: Monday, May 1

Daily : , 1

1

Happy holiday.

Come back bud! Indiana bar pleads for customers to return after telling them they were not welcome for speaking out against trans Dylan Mulvaney-Bud Light partnership

Coca-Cola Shareholders Reject Proposal to Stop Selling Products in Pro-Life States

Fines issued for Kauffman, candidates, and donors of election mailer

Biden caught with crib notes detailing reporter’s question prior to calling on her during press conference


Hour 2

Report Finds Airlines, Not Weather, to Blame for Cancelled Flights Stranding Thousands

Flashback: White candidate wins after leading Tex. voters to think he’s black

Indiana Republican jokingly coming out as lesbian ‘woman of color’ sparks outrage, calls for his execution


Hour 3

Pictures of Portage Manor in disrepair under Democrat control.

https://www.953mnc.com/2023/04/30/cbd-business-owners-worried-after-rokita-voices-opinion/

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, April 13

Daily : , April 13

1

Arrest made in SF killing of Bob Lee — tech exec’s alleged killer also worked in tech

FBI arrests 21-year-old Air National Guardsman suspected of leaking classified documents


Hour 2

Joe Biden picked a really weird thing to lie about in incoherent response to Irish kid’s question

Biden Insults the British, Makes Bizarre Comment About Pentagon Leaks, and Ticks Off a Dog in Ireland

Pelosi Accuses Fellow Dems of Sexism for Calling on Senile Senator To Resign

FLASHBACK: Colleagues Say Sen. Feinstein May Be ‘Mentally Unfit To Serve’

That’s ago.

Arnold Schwarzenegger went viral for filling in a pothole … turns out it was an active service trench 😭

WATCH: NEW NETFLIX DOC SWEARS CLEOPATRA WAS BLACK DESPITE NEARLY ALL HISTORICAL EVIDENCE


Hour 3

CDC “behavior change” project targeted vaccine critics, was funded by Pfizer and New York “Misinformation Response Unit”

https://summit.news/2023/04/13/study-finds-no-evidence-face-masks-protect-vulnerable-against-covid/

“IT WAS A MISTAKE”: ANHEUSER-BUSCH HAS SETTLED ON THEIR SCAPEGOAT FOR THE GINORMOUS BUD LIGHT F*CK UP

Daily Show Prep: Monday, March 27

Daily : , 27

1

Holly Holm Explains Call To End Child Sexualization In Post-Fight Press Conference

Transvestites Protest Banning Minors from Drag Shows

Church allegedly vandalized with Molotov cocktails ahead of hosting drag queen story hour

STUDY: Be My (Leftist) Guest: How PBS’s False Objectivity Poisons Political Debate

NPR Correction Gets Fact-Checked by Twitter after Lying about Trans Sports

Limited eh?

Trans women retain 12% edge in tests two years after transitioning, study finds

Trans women athletes have unfair advantage over those born female: testosterone

A new study suggests transgender women maintain an athletic advantage over their cisgender peers even after a year on hormone therapy.

A new study in the British Journal of Sports Medicine found that transgender women maintain physical advantages in strength and heart and lung capacity years after transitioning.

In a new study, researchers at the University of São Paulo assessed the strength and aerobic ability of transgender women undergoing long-term hormone therapy as well as those of cisgender men and women matched by age and physical activity levels.

No research on ‘elite athletes’ eh?

Transwoman Elite Athletes: Their Extra Percentage Relative to Female Physiology


Hour 2

Hall of Fame Penn volleyball coach Lisa Pawlik resigns along with her staff

Gwyneth Paltrow Mocked For Trial Statement: ‘Well, We Lost Half A Day Of Skiing’

Adam Kinzinger Connected to Alleged Ukraine Scam Operation

AOC Simped for TikTok, and Walked Right Into an Unbelievable Corruption Scandal

CNN gets obliterated for accusing white people of racist ‘digital blackface’ for sharing black memes: ‘The stupidest thing I’ve read in all of 2023’


Hour 3

Nashville school shooting: 6 killed including 3 students, shooter dead

Glimmer of Hope in Fight to Reverse Spinal Injuries

Nashville school shooter ID’d as Audrey Hale

Audrey Hale, Nashville Covenant School Shooting Suspect: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, March 23

Daily : , 23

1

Bombshell Revelation Explodes DA Bragg’s Porn Star Hush-Money Case

‘s Bureau of Motor Vehicles is collecting and selling personal

Biden Sexual Assault Accuser Tara Reade to Testify Before Congress

DRINKING COFFEE IS THE NEW THING THAT MAKES YOU RAAAAACIST AND EVEN ELON MUSK IS ALL LIKE WTF

Bacterial Outbreak in Eyedrops Linked to Deaths, Vision Loss, in 16 States Including Illinois

Fed hikes rates by a quarter percentage point, indicates increases are near an end


Hour 2

Teachers and the Decline of Civic Knowledge

Are college students getting dumber when it comes to civic education?

Knowledge of how government works is declining, prompting talk of civics education, voter tests

Survey finds college graduates struggle with basic civic literacy

Indoctrinated College Grads’ IQs Take Nosedive: New Study

IQ scores in the US have DROPPED for first time in nearly 100 years, study suggests — so is tech making us dim?

FLASHBACK: Scientists say they’ve found the ‘liberal gene’

Michigan University to Have 5 Different Graduations for ‘Diversity’

NATIONAL TOXICOLOGY PROGRAM FINDS NO SAFE LEVEL OF FLUORIDE IN DRINKING WATER; WATER FLUORIDATION POLICY THREATENED

NEW SURVEY SHOWS OVER HALF OF YOUNG LIBERAL WHITE WOMEN HAVE A MENTAL ILLNESS AND WE HAVE AN IDEA AS TO WHY


Hour 3

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https://www.953mnc.com/2023/03/23/lawmakers-demand-answers-from-west-point-academy-regarding-schools-preferred-pronoun-play-acting/

Pentagon doctors claim 7-year-olds can make decisions to be injected with hormones, puberty suppressants

WATCH: TRANS CHILD CELEBRITY ADMITS THEY NEVER FEEL LIKE THEMSELVES DESPITE GENDER-CONFIRMING SURGERIES

DOJ Informants ‘Invaded’ and ‘Interfered’ in Proud Boys Defense Strategy, Attorneys Claim