Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, July 31

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Coronation Complete: Harris Sole Candidate to Qualify for DNC Roll Call

Report: Kamala Harris Will Hold First Rally With Running Mate Next Week After Announcement

Video: Megan Thee Stallion Performs Song About Her ‘Fat Pu**y’ at Kamala Harris Campaign Rally

Video of People Leaving Kamala Harris’ Rally DURING the Speech Indicates Many Weren’t There for HER

Olympians Fly In Emergency Eggs And Meat To Cope With ‘Vegan Olympics’

Aussie Swimming Star Slams ‘Ridiculous’ Woke Olympics Village Schemes, ‘Cost Her a Record’

Polish sports journalist dismissed from Olympics coverage for describing John Lennon’s “Imagine” as “a vision of communism”

Lennon’s “Imagine” has been described as “virtually ” by Lennon himself

This Texas school allows seniors to paint murals in their parking spots, but two students are being forced to paint over theirs 🤔


Hour 2

Terrorist Simps: Networks Whine About Israel Sending Terror Leaders to Hell

Officer fatally shoots armed man on Indiana college campus


Hour 3

Why does the FBI keep lying about the attempted assassination of Trump?

Doctors pull 26-inch EEL out of a man’s backside after he forced the live creature into his anus (along with a lemon)… and it started to bite his large intestine

Daily Show Prep: Monday, July 29

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US debt reaches $35 trillion 🍾

Leaked text messages between Trump rally countersnipers show they were aware of shooter 90 MINUTES beforehand

New video shows building where Trump shooter was perched being surrounded by cops while Trump was allowed to remain on stage

Guess what is suggested when you try to Google Trump’s assassination attempt? That’s right, nothing.

CIA denies claims that Trump shooter was part of MKUltra mind control program (come see the comments)

Tech company pulls Olympics advertising after opening ceremony display many deem to be anti-Christian

The opening ceremony at the Olympics parodied the Last Supper with drag queens and an obese woman in an aureole

“Very Ballsy”: Eagle-Eyed Viewers Spot Performer’s “Scrotum” At Paris Olympics

The Olympic Village is already running out of meat and eggs because officials are pushing plant-based foods on the athletes 😬


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On his way out, Biden is pushing Congress to impose term limits and “code of conduct” for Supreme Court

Harris Campaign Admits to Misleading Voters on Trump, Project 2025

The FBI confirmed that, yes, Trump was shot. But Blue Anon is still insisting that they need more evidence

Mayor Pete made the rounds this weekend to claim crime is down so let’s school him, shall we?

REPORT: 3 Suspected Palestinian Terror Suspects Caught After Illegally Crossing Border into California

Charges Dropped Against D.C. Rioters Who Assaulted Cops & Vandalized Property

Daily Show Prep: Friday, June 21

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High-Profile Republicans Set To Appear Alongside Left-Wing Activists At Dark Money-Backed Media Festival

CNN says it has “tools” to enforce a “civilized” debate between Trump and Biden. What they mean is there’s a plan to interfere.

CBS reporter warns Americans to expect ‘surprises’ from Biden at presidential debate: ‘His physical performance’


Hour 2

Rumble CEO Exposes Vid of Google Exec Giggling Over Search Engine Bias

Indiana AG responds to Pornhub’s plan to block access to Indiana

Pornhub to Red States: If Kids Can’t See Us, No One Can

FDA gives green light to menthol flavored e-cigarettes for first time

More Evidence that Bans on Flavored Vaping Products May Increase Teen Smoking


Hour 3

Michigan Dems Change Election Laws to Prevent Fraud Detection, Challenges

Trump’s New RNC Chair Outlines Plan to Prevent Vote-Fraud Repeat

Supreme Court upholds law banning domestic abusers from owning guns

‘Woke’ School APOLOGIZES for Telling Children ISIS is a Terrorist Group

Daily Show Prep: Friday, June 21

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Guess How Much Terror Watchlist Encounters Shot Up After Biden Said ‘Surge to the Border’

Eight Suspected Terrorists With Ties to ISIS Nabbed in Three Separate Cities – All Were ‘Fully Vetted’

Republicans Introduce Bill To Ban DEI in Government, Federal Contracting

Trump Tells Crowd of Supporters He Won’t Tax Tips


Hour 2

Biden Admin Shoots Down $24 Billion Pay Raise For Enlisted Troops — After Spending Seven Times More On Ukraine

‘Despicable’: Lawmakers Lash Out At Biden Admin For Refusing To Approve Pay Raise For Enlisted Troops

UPDATE: Hamas Rejects Biden’s Deal; Blinken Admits ‘Miracle’ Deal Is Copy of Hamas Proposal

The Purge: FBI Abused Security Clearance Process to Weed Out Employees With ‘Wrong’ Political Views

INDOT gets O.K. to spend $256M on welcome center overhaul, despite lawmaker skepticism

Capital Comments: How Much Will Homeowner Property Tax Bills Rise in 2024?

Hoo boy: Homeowners in the South and Midwest are really underwater on their mortgage loans

Daily Show Prep: Friday, June 21

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Trump Unveils ‘Revenge’ Strategy After Conviction by Dem-Led Jury

Trump Defense Lawyer Outlines Multiple Avenues for Overturning Verdict

Alexander Hamilton, Federalist, no. 84, 575–81

creation of crimes the commission of the , or words, the subjecting of to punishment for things which, when they were done, were breaches of no , and the practice of arbitrary imprisonments have been in all ages the favourite and most formidable instruments of tyranny.

Outlaw President: Legal Scholars Highlight Reversible Errors in Trump’s New York Trial


Hour 2

‘Not Exactly Going As They Hoped’: Post Trump Conviction Polling Will NOT Calm Biden/Dem Nerves

With US OK, Ukraine Hits Russia’s Belgorod in Massive Rocket Attack

Prosecutor won’t file charges against IU protestors


Hour 3

WATCH: Anti-Israel protesters clashed with gay pride marchers in Philly, in addition to the usual street brawls

Indian heat wave ‘record’ update: Reported temperature acknowledged as too high by 3°C (5.4°F)

Entitled Feminists Share Latest AWFUL Fad: Divorce ‘Support Registries’

County leaders unveil new road recipe in southeast Fort Wayne

Failing WaPo Announces Major Newsroom Shakeup, Ousts Its Exec. Editor