Daily Show Prep: Monday, May 8

Daily : , 8

Hour 1

Megyn Kelly Exposes Fox Exec. Behind Tucker Carlson’s Leaks

Tucker Carlson Given Job Offer with Salary Up to 3 Times More than He Was Making at Fox News

Tucker Carlson Reportedly Preparing to Unleash on Fox News: He Will Not Be Silenced

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Twitter sleuths find MSNBC gun-grabbing Allen shooting eye witness and well well well, whad’ya know

SUV driver plows into crowd outside a Texas migrant and homeless shelter – killing at least seven and injuring 11 others: Charged with reckless driving

FDA Approves First Pill Containing Human Feces


Hour 2

Proud Boys Found Guilty of Seditious Conspiracy

Berkeley Prof. Sorry for Being a ‘White Person Who Incorrectly Identified as Native’

Report: DeSantis to Skip Exploratory Committee and Announce Campaign


Hour 3

AMERICA’S OLDEST BREWERY COUNTERS BUD LIGHT WITH NEW PATRIOTIC BEER CANS TO BENEFIT OUR VETERANS

“Consider fake, even if it’s not” – FBI of assisting Ukraine with Facebook

Save the male chicks

Jan. 6 rioter in pink beret identified after ex spotted her in a viral FBI tweet

devoted over 2 to tracking this , and she’s not even accused of any acts of . feds can’t can’t have looking all adorable at a riot.

Daily Show Prep: Monday, April 24

Daily : , April 24

1

Susan Rice Stepping Down From Domestic Policy Adviser Role

NBCUniversal CEO ousted after having ‘inappropriate relationship’ with coworker

BREAKING: Tucker Carlson leaves Fox News as they ‘agree to part ways’

THERE’S ANOTHER TV SHOW THAT EXPOSES CHILDREN TO NAKED ADULTS, BUT THAT ISN’T EVEN THE WORST PART

HIGH SCHOOL DOES NOTHING AFTER MALE STUDENT EXPOSES GENITALIA IN GIRLS’ SHOWER BECAUSE… YOU KNOW


Hour 2

Ray Epps Is Going on ’60 Minutes,’ and the Gaslighting Has Already Started

Adam Kinzinger white knighting for Ray Epps in lame attack on Thomas Massie does NOT go well

60 Minutes tries VERY hard to make insurrectionist Ray Epps the VICTIM and WOW that’s a lotta backfire

Tim Robbins calls out ’embarrassed, compromised media HACKS’ in EPIC pro-free speech thread

Bank of America launches zero down payment mortgages to help minorities buy their first homes — here’s who can apply

School bus driver faces 30 child abuse charges for allegedly slamming on vehicle’s brakes


Hour 3

George Floyd’s death a pivotal point in ‘cancel culture,’ campus speech censure started to spike

Daily : , 9

1

Republican Mitch McConnell Hospitalized After Fall in Hotel

J6 Inquisition Chief Bennie Thompson Admits Committee Never Had Access to Videos, Never Analyzed Tapes

White House Amplifies Lies on J6 Police Deaths

Adam Schiff now THREATENING Fox News over #J6footage so you just KNOW he’s wetting himself (watch)


Hour 2

How white and affluent drivers are polluting the air breathed by L.A.’s people of color

Megyn Kelly Has One-Word Response To Learning Will Smith Was ‘Hurt’ And ‘Embarrassed’ After Chris Rock Special

NYC Dem. Mayor Urging People to Unmask for Public Safety

Marine in Kabul airport blast says he was told not to shoot ISIS bomber

https://thefederalistpapers.org/us/fauci-hid-damning-emails-cdc-gave-9m-grant-scientists-recanting-lab-leak-theory

Hour 3

https://www.953mnc.com/2023/03/09/attorney-general-todd-rokita-says-clinics-providing-gender-affirming-care-are-not-warning-of-risks/

‘Shocking’ Scavenger Hunt Part of New School Assignment Workbook

Daily Show Prep: Tues, June 21

Daily : Tues, 21

1

Twitter Board Unanimously Approves Elon Musk’s $44 Billion Takeover Bid

‘We need to go in’: Uvalde footage reveals officers had guns, shields, tools – but no clear orders

Journalists and parents kicked out of Uvalde City Council meeting on school shooting

BREAKING: Uvalde shooting could have been stopped in ‘three minutes’: Texas police

Uvalde hires private law firm to block footage and audio from school shooting

“If there’s kids in there, we need to go in”: Officers in Uvalde were ready with guns, shields and tools — but not clear orders

Supreme Court rules Maine tuition program violates First Amendment for excluding religious schools

https://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2022/06/21/cnn-chicken-choker-jeffrey-toobin-rages-after-scotus-rules-that-poor-kids-should-be-allowed-to-go-to-private-religious-schools-video/

No, this does not violate Establishment Clause. compare oranges to dogs Toobin.

Gretchen Whitmer and Her Board of Education Look To Crush School Choice in Michigan


Hour 2

Yikes: DNC slashes price for photo with Harris at fundraiser due to weak demand

Indiana gas tax set to reach record high in July

https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2022/06/17/dumbest-admin-ever-biden-white-houses-super-genius-plan-to-offset-gas-costs-for-americans-foiled-by-another-crisis-they-created/

Biden is considering supporting a gas tax holiday. Here’s how much drivers would save

YIKES: This Federal ‘Stimulus’ Program Cost Taxpayers $850k Per Job Saved, Study Finds

Joe Biden Officially Becomes the Most Unpopular Second-Year President in Recorded History

CNN Considers Major Staff Shake-Up Amid Tanking Ratings: Report


Hour 3

Catholic bishop kicks Catholic school out of the church after it flew LGBT and BLM flags

GOP Rep Reveals Frightening Possibility as Biden’s IRS Makes Unprecedented Purchases of Ammunition

If you need a reason to oppose “red flag” gun laws, this writer’s harrowing 12-year tale of terrifying stalking and harassment might just do the trick

Senate panel advances $858 billion bill that supports Ukraine, Taiwan, boosts munition production, kills the A-10, and requires women register for draft

https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2022/06/20/bill-nye-the-not-science-guy-receives-brutal-history-lesson-after-sending-embarrassingly-inaccurate-pandering-juneteenth-tweet/
Daily Show Prep: Monday, June 6

Daily : , 6

Hour 1

78- ago

Monday Marks The 78-Year Anniversary Of D-Day

Colwell: The only thing that stops a bad guy with a howitzer …

Jack Colwell is a blithering idiot ‘t even wise to know he doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

Private Cannon Ownership in Early America

I destroyed stupid Jack Colwell article a while back.

https://btmedia.news/howey-politics-claims-tired-debunked-nonsense-about-indiana-being-responsible-for-chicago-gun-crime/

Hour 2 & 3

https://iqfy.com/women-smell-trans-inclusivity/

Tampa Bay Rays players decline to wear LGBT logos on uniform for pride event

Texas lawmaker to bring bill to BAN minors from drag shows

My with Michigan GOP Tudor Dixon
Online magazine tells dads to “ABSOLUTELY” bring kids to Pride parades with “nudity and kink”

Yeah, no. can kiss my ass.

Elections Security Watchdog Blows the Whistle on Serious Vulnerabilities in Dominion Voting Systems Machines

You don’t say …

INDIANAPOLIS CHILDREN’S MUSEUM Happy Juneteenth … TRY THE WATERMELON SALAD!!!

Sleep-deprived medical staff ‘pose same danger on roads as drunk drivers’

Kyle Rittenhouse Lawyers Up: Likely Target is Facebook and Ten or Twelve Others