Daily Show Prep: Friday, Aug. 2

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Secret is infuriating

JD Vance rips Kamala Harris for more word salad — ‘significance of the power of diplomacy’

Second ‘failed gender test’ boxer Lin Yu-Ting WINS opening fight at the Olympics via unanimous decision – after being cleared to compete in women’s event despite eligibility row – before opponent leaves the ring in TEARS

Recreational cannabis sales coming to Ohio Tuesday


Hour 2

People are wondering if Joe Biden accidentally boarded this plane thinking it was Air Force One

Delphi murders: Expert reveals details about girls’ deaths, safekeeping order vacated

Disaster: U.S. Economy Added Just 114,000 Jobs in July, Unemployment Surges

Hundreds of noncitizens removed from voter rolls in Ohio

That Thing That’s Not Happening Happened AGAIN: AL Democrat Arrested on FELONY VOTER FRAUD Charges


Hour 3

Biden-Harris FDA recommended puberty blockers to minors despite noting that the drugs are associated with an “increased risk of depression and suicidality”

Britain’s Royal Air Force Crusaders drop nickname after single complaint: It may be “offensive” to Muslims

Biden DHS Alleged To Have Tried To Suppress Critical Jan. 6 Report

The United States will not recognize Maduro’s “victory” in Venezuelan election, acknowledges his rival as the winner

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, June 27

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CNN Threatens YouTube Channels that Want to Provide Trump-Biden Debate Commentary

WATCH: BIDEN’S MULTI-MILLIONAIRE TREASURY SECRETARY CLAIMS YOU’RE NOT EXPERIENCING HIGH GROCERY PRICES

Rep. Luna Gives Garland Until Friday to Comply w/ Subpoena


Hour 2

House votes to defund Mayorkas’ salary in DHS funding bill

Biden Admin to Close Largest ICE Detention Center, Move Deportation-Eligible Illegals Inward

ISIS-affiliated network smuggled over 400 migrants into US: Report

Tone-deaf Mayorkas claims ‘only the criminal’ to blame for slaughter of 12-year-old Texas girl, not Biden border policy

Now experts are asking whether milk is racist as part of a tax-payer funded research project into connections between milk and colonialism

BIDEN’S USDA NOW WANTS TO TRACK YOUR MEAT ON, YOU GUESSED IT, “PUBLIC HEALTH” GROUNDS


Hour 3

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Nearly half of American EV owners want to switch back to gas-powered vehicle, McKinsey data shows

FBI Allowed to Keep Epstein Documents Secret, Judge Rules

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, June 6

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Biden’s Awkward Moments of Confusion in Normandy

Decorated World War II veteran aged 102 has died on his way to the 80th anniversary of D-Day in France a day after revealing how excited he was to be attending

Hillary Clinton Makes Disgusting and Vile D-Day Post

Academic Publisher Retracts Over 11,300 Papers and Shuts 19 Journals As It Is Overwhelmed by Fraud


Hour 2

Trump’s Secret Service driver wanted to quickly refute Cassidy Hutchinson’s J6 tale but was rebuffed

Red Lobster planning the closure of ANOTHER 135 restaurants if landlords won’t give in to the chain’s demands

: This was always estate.

Despite Liberals’ Hysterical Denials, Aliens Are Registering and Voting

Man arrested for exposing himself to minor at library

Fort Wayne Police Sport New E-Bikes

Rwandan Refugee Arrested for Threatening to “Shoot 1000 Students” at Indiana High School – Police


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WATCH: President Trump’s D-Day speech that floored Jim Acosta and Joe Scarborough

George S. Patton and His Role in D-Day

Seven Takeaways from Third Day of Hunter Biden’s Gun Trial

Boeing Starliner spacecraft experiencing helium leaks ahead of docking at space station

Rep. Luttrell Issues Bill Requiring DHS to Track Crimes by Migrants Released via Biden’s Parole Pipeline

Daily Show Prep: Friday, April 19

Daily : , April 19

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Israel strikes back at Iran: Five key questions

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Mike Johnson’s foreign aid package lives on with rare help from Democrats, teeing up Saturday vote

GIRL SCOUTS HOSTING AN “EMPOWERMENT” SEMINAR RUN BY A “THROUPLE” INFLUENCER TO TEACH GIRL SCOUTS ABOUT EMPOWERMENT


Hour 2

Report: The man who set himself on fire left a manifesto on the evils of capitalism, fascism, and climate change. Here are the details, along with his work history for Democratic campaigns.

WATCH: MEDIA INTERVIEWS EXPERT IN “FURRY FANDOM” FOR INSIGHT INTO THE ANTI-FURRY MIDDLE SCHOOL WALKOUT IN UTAH

JUST IN: Trump Juror Breaks Down In Tears After Revealing Connection To Chris Christie


Hour 3

WATCH: MAYORKAS HAS NOTHING TO SAY AFTER JOSH HAWLEY GOES SCORCHED EARTH OVER DHS’S BLAME IN LAKEN RILEY’S MURDER

Laken Riley murder suspect had been released over lack of detention space

: Joanna King is running for Representative District 49 as incumbant

Here are the massive tax increases coming your way in a second Biden term

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, April 17

Daily : , April 17

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Longtime NPR Editor Who Exposed Their Bias Resigns, Rips ‘Divisive’ New CEO on the Way Out the Door

Chris Rufo is sharing old tweets from NPR’s new CEO and his summaries are sending me … get in here for the funniest ones 💀

Student Suspended 3 Days For Using Term ‘Illegal Alien’

UPDATE: Whitten, Trustees respond to faculty’s no confidence against administration

SBPD: Gun violence is down 48% in City of South Bend

No mention of reason, but …

Multiple States Witness Crime Rates Fall After Constitutional Carry

CDC Data Shows Constitutional Carry States Have Fewer Total and Gun-Related Homicides


Hour 2

Senate rejects first impeachment article against DHS Secretary Mayorkas

Hollywood Depression: Participant, Studio Behind ‘An Inconvenient Truth’ & More Woke Message Movies, Shuts Down

CALIFORNIA DEMOCRATS APPEAR TO BE A PARTY OF (AT BEST) EPHEBOPHILES, IF NOT ACTUAL PEDOPHILES

Target collecting and storing customers’ face and fingerprint scans without consent: class action lawsuit


Hour 3

Watch videos of Dubai under water after they injected chemicals into a storm and got an entire year’s worth of rain

Did you have “Marxist Camel Redistribution to Fight Climate Change” on your 2024 Bingo card? WaPo is here with the deets.

Still Surplus Arctic Ice Mid-April 2024

These two stories were published on the same day a few weeks ago 🥴

You’ll never guess who’s behind the ‘Free Palestine’ bridge-blocking protests …