Daily Show Prep: Monday, Jan. 29

Daily Show Prep: Monday, Jan. 29

Hour 1

Kristi Noem steamrolls talking point-spewing CNN host Dana Bash over Biden border deal

Biden claims he and the Democrats want to fix the border. I guess he forgot that he terminated the border emergency on his first day in office!

December 2023 Sets Historic Record of Illegal Immigration

Senate Stalemate Continues Over Border Security, House Takes a Stand

65 things Biden has done that made the border worse

House Committee Releases Articles of Impeachment Against Secretary Mayorkas; Vote Scheduled Tuesday

Trump’s Appeal to Black Voters Causing Panic in Biden Camp


Hour 2

I wonder why you haven’t heard about the shooting in Canada this week

Ilhan Omar Roasted after Declaring She’s in Congress to Represent Somalia – WATCH

WE. HEARD. YOU! Ilhan Omar Tries Worming Her Way OUT of Somalia Comments but Ain’t NOBODY Buyin’ It

Intelligence Reveals Details of U.N. Agency Staff’s Links to Oct. 7 Attack: Around 10% of Palestinian aid agency’s 12,000 staff in Gaza have links to militants, according to intelligence dossier

Trump admin cut funding to UN agency now accused of participating in Hamas attack ‘for reason’: Rep. McCaul

Florida bill expands defamation to include false accusations of the “-isms” and “-phobias” the Left uses to destroy people

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, Jan. 16

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, Jan. 16

Hour 1

Joy Reid is triggered that Iowa is full of “white Christians”

Vivek Ramaswamy Suspends Presidential Campaign

Tuesday Tithe with Pastor Lucas Miles


Hour 2

A Woke Fascist? FBI Arrests Nazi for Threatening to Shoot ‘Transphobic Assholes’

Witness how quickly we went from “Iran is under control” to “Iran is lobbing missiles near the U.S. consulate”

BREAKING: US Launches Fresh Round of Strikes Against Houthi Targets

BORDER SHOWDOWN: Texas Must Give Feds Access by Jan. 18, or Else, Says Biden Admin

HOO BOY, It’s About to Get Real and SOOOOOOO Much Worse for Fani Willis (Grab Your Popcorn)

VIRGINIA: School Board Member Sworn in on Stack of Pedophilic Books Faces Recall Effort from Fairfax County Parents

Hour 3

Republicans pause Hunter Biden contempt push amid new talks for testimony

Just-released Jan. 6 videos show Capitol Police officer lied in Oath Keepers trial, Blaze Media investigative journalist says

This Quebec man started 14 fires, then started a conspiracy theory online claiming the government started the fires to push climate change

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, Jan. 16

Daily Show Prep: Monday, Jan. 15

Hour 1

https://nevernikki.net/

White House staff “relocated” last night after pro-Palestine protesters tore into barricade and confronted police in “mostly peaceful” protest

No Arrests Made After Pro-Palestinian Rioters Damage WH Fence, Attack Police

Principal who saved lives in Iowa school shooting dies from injuries

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Let’s see how accurate the Iowa polls are.

Georgia DA Fani Willis addresses claim that she hired her married lover to prosecute Trump: “You cannot expect black women to be perfect and save the world”

ESPN returns 37 Emmys, disciplines employees after a decades-long scheme is unearthed

Almost One Year Later and Lying Liar Biden STILL Has Not Shown His Face in East Palestine As Promised

Again? Biden Creeps on Frightened Young Girl Despite 2019 Pledge

Pete Buttigieg’s Department of Transportation bans funny electronic highway signs


Hour 2

Lawmakers and others are ‘secretly’ plotting a military mutiny if Trump is elected

Hamas release sick footage with hostage Noa Argamani forced to say her two fellow captives are DEAD, ‘killed by IDF strikes’

How did Alberta wind up facing blackouts in the extreme cold?

FAA’s diversity push includes focus on hiring people with ‘severe intellectual’ and ‘psychiatric’ disabilities

Huge. If. TRUE –> Just Guess What United’s Woke, DEI-Supporting CEO Likes to Do With His Free Time


Hour 3

‘SOLAR PAINT’ TECHNOLOGY COULD BE CHEAPER ALTERNATIVE TO PANELS: ‘BILLIONS OF LIGHT-SENSITIVE PARTICLES [ARE] MIXED IN’

Epstein ‘Sex Slave’ Had Sex With Second ‘Prince,’ Claims She Saw Clinton And Al Gore On ‘Pedo Island’

VA Never Disclosed Safety Signal for Pfizer Vaccine After Finding It

https://www.uncoverdc.com/2024/01/15/v-safe-free-text-entries-to-be-released-after-court-battle

John Hayward Takes Dems’ Claims About Trump Being a ‘Threat to Democracy’ APART in Straight-FIRE Thread

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, Jan. 11

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, Jan. 11

Hour 1

THIS Should End Fani Willis’ Case –> GUESS Who Met with Biden Just 3 DAYS After Trump Announced Campaign

Biden Admin Targets Rumble w/ ‘Bogus’ Investigation

BREAKING: Man Seeking to Disqualify Trump from 2024 Ballot in At Least 27 States Arrested for Filing 17 False Tax Documents to IRS — Risks 99 Years in Prison on 33 Felony Counts

Inflation Soars As High Prices Continue To Squeeze Americans

Biden WH’s 2024 Plan to Boost Approval on the Economy: Give People Extra Money for Groceries


Hour 2

LOL-YIKES! Twitter Has WAAAY Too Much Fun at Nikki Haley’s Expense For Claiming She Does NOT Get Confused

Jess Piper MIIIGHT Want to Delete This OLD Post Since She’s Been Found Guilty of Campaign Finance Fraud

EXCLUSIVE: Second-Largest Foreign Owner Of US Land Is A Chinese Communist Party Member


Hour 3

New Michigan Poll Shows Biden Losing in Blowout

Rep. Jayapal to members of Congress: “Let’s talk about the fact that President Trump incited an ERECTION.”

Fauci develops selective amnesia during COVID testimony; admits social distancing wasn’t scientific

Fuel leak on Astrobotic’s moon lander leaves ‘no chance’ of soft landing

Woke Retreats: Johns Hopkins DEI Office Apologizes, Retracts ‘Privilege List’

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, Jan. 16

Daily Show Prep: Wed, Jan. 10

Hour 1

Privileged Hunter Biden Storms Out of Congressional Hearing the Moment MTG Gets to Question Him

‘We’re going to impeach him’: GOP makes case for ousting Mayorkas

BBC Apologizes For Reporting Unverified Hamas Claim Israel Was “Executing” Palestinians In Gaza


Hour 2

‘It’s Sh*t’: Conservatives Trying to Stave off Spending and Border Disaster

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/scientists-claim-huge-breakthrough-in-hydrogen-energy/

Hot Mic Catches Journos Laughing and Joking About Trump Being Assassinated At Appeals Court


Hour 3

Mike Pence’s Brother Announces Retirement from Congress

MTG Displays More Hunter Biden Porn at Contempt Hearing

Hunter Biden Art Dealer Disputes White House’s Sham ‘Ethical Standards’

Casey gives the audience Chris Christie’s Rice Krispie treat recipe.

Scientists find about a quarter million invisible nanoplastic particles in a liter of bottled water

The Plastic Chemicals Hiding in Your Food