Daily Show Prep: Wed, Sept. 13

Daily : Wed, Sept. 13

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Mitt Romney Declines to Run for Reelection

Inflation Surges Above Expectations Despite Fed’s Rate Hikes

Oliver Anthony pulled off on the side of the road to cancel a show because the ticket prices were too high

Big Changes Ahead at McDonald’s: Bids Farewell to Chain Staple


Hour 2

LYFT’S NEW FEATURE LETS (ONLY) WOMEN AND NON-BINARY RIDERS REQUEST THEIR DRIVER’S GENDER

‘Alien’ bodies with three-fingered hands, ‘unknown DNA and eggs inside’ are presented by UFO expert at Mexican congress – with the ‘non-humans’ found in Peru said to be 1,000 years old

Sudafed, Benadryl and most decongestants don’t work: FDA advisory panel

Even Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg Can’t Find a Reliable EV Charger

Energy Secretary Granholm’s Electric Roadtrip Runs Into Problems

Lobbyists for CCP-tied EV company funneled cash to Democrats after filing as foreign agents


Hour 3

The White House is sending a letter to news outlets instructing them to “ramp up scrutiny” of Biden impeachment inquiry

The legacy media is turning on Joe Biden. Check out WaPo today.

BOB GOOD: Kevin of ‘ With Conditions for Speaker

Conservatives Want McCarthy to Press Charges as Insurrectionists Invade Office

Missouri AG launches investigation into Liberty Safe

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, Aug. 1

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BUD LIGHT WAVES THE WHITE FLAG, ADMITS THEIR CUSTOMERS AREN’T COMING BACK AFTER DISASTROUS DYLAN MULVANEY STUNT

High school senior boys nearly twice as likely to be conservative as liberal: Survey

Vegan raw food diet influencer Zhanna D’Art dies of starvation: report


Hour 2

: Irish Rover’s W Joseph DeReuil

LIZZO SUED BY DANCERS OVER FAT SHAMING (YES, LIZZO), MAKING THEM EAT BANANAS OUT OF STRIPPERS’ VAGINAS

Huge Report About Dead Obama Chef – This Is Who Was with Him When He Died

‘Green Companies’ With High ESG Scores Pollute Just As Much As Other Companies


Hour 3

NBC News says race is fixed from birth and can’t be changed but also it’s made up … but you can’t change it because it isn’t real 🥴

Ilhan Oman blasted as a racist for ‘disgusting’ remarks about white men: ‘She should be removed from Congress’

Daily Show Prep: Monday, May 1

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Happy holiday.

Come back bud! Indiana bar pleads for customers to return after telling them they were not welcome for speaking out against trans Dylan Mulvaney-Bud Light partnership

Coca-Cola Shareholders Reject Proposal to Stop Selling Products in Pro-Life States

Fines issued for Kauffman, candidates, and donors of election mailer

Biden caught with crib notes detailing reporter’s question prior to calling on her during press conference


Hour 2

Report Finds Airlines, Not Weather, to Blame for Cancelled Flights Stranding Thousands

Flashback: White candidate wins after leading Tex. voters to think he’s black

Indiana Republican jokingly coming out as lesbian ‘woman of color’ sparks outrage, calls for his execution


Hour 3

Pictures of Portage Manor in disrepair under Democrat control.

https://www.953mnc.com/2023/04/30/cbd-business-owners-worried-after-rokita-voices-opinion/

Watch: Niles, Michigan Taco Bell Employee So High He Can’t Stand Up Straight

Watch: , Employee High He Stand Up Straight

‘ve heard me talk this Taco Bell lot over the on my . It’s the worst fast-food restaurant on either side of the border for customer service. They were home to the 30-minute drive-thru before made that standard. It’s pretty much expected they will get the order wrong .

While I moved back to the Indiana side of the border 3-years-ago, it seems nothing has changed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usEGEc-HeSI
H/t: Listener for the tip.

Link in the embed breaks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usEGEc-HeSI

Update:

Some listeners seem to think he’s just tired. I’m not sure about that.

do you think?

Daily Show Prep: Monday, March 13

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Whitmer Admits Some Of Her Lockdown Policies Didn’t Make Sense

‘Feds Broke It’: Observers Melt Down After Major Bank Collapses Overnight

Shocked Not Shocked: Failed Silicon Valley Bank Victim of Its Own Woke Green Energy Priorities

COMER: SILICON VALLEY BANK IS ‘ONE OF THE MOST WOKE BANKS IN THEIR QUEST FOR ESG POLICIES’

Signature Bank de-banked Trump after Jan 6—now the regulators have shut them down

The Federal Reserve Just Made An Emergency Decision Which Will Fundamentally Change Banking In America Forever

University of Notre Dame to Host Event on ‘Queer Holiness’

FLORIDA DEMOCRAT’S TWEET ABOUT RON DESANTIS, “BUTT PLUG PORN” GETS HIT WITH GREATEST COMMUNITY NOTES OF ALL TIME


Hour 2

Pendleton Heights HS counselor fired, school board says she lied about student gender plans

https://headlineusa.com/judge-convicts-j6-protester-denies-request-to-review-new-videos/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=judge-convicts-j6-protester-denies-request-to-review-new-videos

Proud Boys J6 Sedition Trial Halted After Leaked Chat Logs Show FBI Agent Said Her Boss Ordered Her to ‘Destroy Evidence’

‘Petition to ban men from Instacart’: Customer says male Instacart shopper got her $16 worth of ground ginger instead of ginger root she ordered

BONELESS WINGS ARE JUST THE BREAST …


Hour 3

White House demands Pence apologize for ‘homophobic joke’ aimed at Buttigieg

IRS audit finds 42,000 feds cheating on taxes

IRS Reminds Many Retirees They Must Withdraw Money from IRAs by Special Deadline or Face Penalties

won’t go feds cheat on , but they will take 50% of retiree’s funds.

Visa and Mastercard ‘pause’ decision to categorize gun-store purchases after significant pressure from state-level Republicans