Daily Show Prep: Friday, March 8

Daily Show Prep: Friday, March 8

Hour 1

WATCH: JOE BIDEN MESSES UP LAKEN RILEY’S NAME, BUT THE REAL CRIME FOR DEMS IS CALLING THE ILLEGAL WHO KILLED HER AN “ILLEGAL”

At least 5 killed after airdropped aid falls on them in Gaza

The Right’s Big Night

Biden’s SOTU: A Big F You

Third Party Candidates Widening Trump’s Lead Over Biden


Hour 2

After a thousand years, population decline has ended Japan’s “naked man” festival

Gold Star mom surprises CNN anchor after revealing Biden hasn’t reached out to her family

DOUBLE UP ‘Make up your mind,’ Walmart self-checkout user says after being forced to show both ID at kiosk and receipt at exit

Whale that vanished from Atlantic over 200 years ago spotted off Massachusetts: ‘Shouldn’t exist’

22 Investigates: Why Indiana is quickly emerging as a hotspot for large-scale data centers


Hour 3

Casey explains how Nevada turned blue and how similar the situation is in Indiana.

Evansville’s 3D Printed Gun Case Sparks Federal Investigation

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, Feb. 28

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, Feb. 28

Hour 1

Michigan Republican Presidential Primary Results

https://www.953mnc.com/2024/02/28/delphi-police-say-man-took-two-young-girls-to-the-woods-after-meeting-on-social-media/

Wendy’s Denies It Will Implement ‘Surge Pricing’

CLIMATE CHANGE: WAR IS THE PROBLEM, NOT DOGS AND CATS


Hour 2

Chicago Cop Sues City To Change Race On Records After Officers Allowed To Change Genders

Federal court lets Indiana ban on gender-affirming care for minors take effect

‘Most qualified person should get the job’ is microaggression, Russell Group universities say

From CNN to School Board Candidacy: Brian Stelter’s Unexpected Path & The Ongoing Debates Shaping Our Society


Hour 3

US GDP “Grew” $334 Billion In Q4…. That Growth Cost $834 Billion In Debt

Study — Prevalence of Female Psychopaths much higher than previously believed.

Nato allies reject Emmanuel Macron idea of troops to Ukraine

‘No joke’: Ottawa to give Ukraine $4 million to fund gender-inclusive demining

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, Feb. 20

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, Feb. 20

Hour 1

Charges dismissed for Fort Wayne man accused of using 3D printer to turn pistol into machine gun

TAKE A SEAT: Shark Tank’s O’Leary Takes CNN to School Over NY Judge’s Bonkers Anti-Trump Ruling

GoFundMe effort to help Trump pay $350M fine is raising some serious bank

70% of Largest U.S. Cities on Verge of Bankruptcy


Hour 2

Bud Light loses crown as best selling Super Bowl beer – with Corona taking top spot after Dylan Mulvaney boycott

Man Who Fatally Shot Minnesota Officers Identified as 38-Year-Old Barred from Gun Possession

Put A ‘Kill Switch’ On Gov’t Bureaucrats, Not Our Cars

CNN Calls for Limits on How Often Americans Can Travel Abroad: “Carbon Passports May be the Answer”

WSJ report: Scientists are using increasingly shocking and risky methods to try to combat climate change

New Study Shows For First Time Men and Women’s Brains Work Differently


Hour 3

Gretchen Whitmer looking for Michigan residents to house migrants

Nevada Launches Investigation After Residents Told Their Ballot Had Been Counted When They Hadn’t Voted

THE EVOLUTION OF ELECTORAL FRAUD

BIDEN ADMIN: LET’S LABEL MORE BLACK VETERANS “MENTALLY DISABLED” IN THE NAME OF EQUITY!

Daily Show Prep: Monday, Feb. 19

Daily Show Prep: Monday, Feb. 19

Hour 1

Nolte: Doomed CNN Forced to ‘Dramatically’ Slash Anchor Salaries

Masked ‘Recovering Journo’ Shaming United for Plane Air Quality ACCIDENTALLY Funniest Post of the Day

The Atlantic Claims Rich People Leave Their Curtains Open to Torment the Poors ANNND Twitter Has Thoughts

Teen car wash worker has lemonade hurled at her, retaliates by spraying pressure hose at rude customer in viral video


Hour 2

The NYPD Has a ‘Dance’ Team and the Dancing COVID Nurses Would Like a Word

Biden admin reportedly doubling down on gas car crackdown

The Boom in Battery Metals for EVs Is Turning to Bust

Shutdown of Indiana oil refinery impacts gas prices with a 21 cent increase from last month

Biden’s Inflation Reduction Act, Meant To Counter China, Prompted Explosion in Chinese Battery Imports

SCIENTISTS MAKE BREAKTHROUGH DISCOVERY WHILE EXPERIMENTING WITH URINE: ‘WE CAN REUSE A VERY SIGNIFICANT PORTION OF THE COBALT’

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Hour 3

The Internet Was Made for Nikki Haley’s Hilariously Unfortunate Wording in Her ’12 Fellas’ Post

Jill Biden gives SOTU invite to Texas woman who went to great lengths to kill her disabled unborn child

Kansas Man Speaks Out After He Was Wrongly Accused Of Being Suspected KC Parade Shooter: ‘I Just Want To Clear My Name’

Complete PARODY: Mollie Hemingway Calls NYT OUT for Praising Fani Willis’ DRESS (That Was on BACKWARD)

WOW: Victor Davis Hanson Rattles Off List of Biden’s Lies (Just in the Past WEEK)

Daily Show Prep: Friday, March 8

Daily Show Prep: Friday, Feb. 9

Hour 1

Interview: Rep. Jake Teshka on the Indiana legislative session

Biden ghostwriter escapes special counsel charges despite deleting evidence

Biden Tells Dubious Reporter ‘the Press’ Aren’t Concerned About His Mental Fitness

Biden used private email and fake names for official business, shared White House comms with family

CNN’s Fact-Checker Spends 4 Minutes Shredding Lies Biden Told at His Disastrous Press Conference


Hour 3

Deadspin Sued Over False ‘Blackface’ Accusation

WATCH THIS SUPERINTENDENT SQUIRM WHEN A MOTHER EXPOSES THE SEXUALLY INAPPROPRIATE ASSIGNMENTS GIVEN TO MIDDLE SCHOOLERS

COLLEGE FORCED TO CANCEL BONDAGE CLASS FOR STUDENTS, TURNS OUT PARENTS FOUND IT OBJECTIONABLE