Daily Show Prep: Friday, Aug. 2

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Secret is infuriating

JD Vance rips Kamala Harris for more word salad — ‘significance of the power of diplomacy’

Second ‘failed gender test’ boxer Lin Yu-Ting WINS opening fight at the Olympics via unanimous decision – after being cleared to compete in women’s event despite eligibility row – before opponent leaves the ring in TEARS

Recreational cannabis sales coming to Ohio Tuesday


Hour 2

People are wondering if Joe Biden accidentally boarded this plane thinking it was Air Force One

Delphi murders: Expert reveals details about girls’ deaths, safekeeping order vacated

Disaster: U.S. Economy Added Just 114,000 Jobs in July, Unemployment Surges

Hundreds of noncitizens removed from voter rolls in Ohio

That Thing That’s Not Happening Happened AGAIN: AL Democrat Arrested on FELONY VOTER FRAUD Charges


Hour 3

Biden-Harris FDA recommended puberty blockers to minors despite noting that the drugs are associated with an “increased risk of depression and suicidality”

Britain’s Royal Air Force Crusaders drop nickname after single complaint: It may be “offensive” to Muslims

Biden DHS Alleged To Have Tried To Suppress Critical Jan. 6 Report

The United States will not recognize Maduro’s “victory” in Venezuelan election, acknowledges his rival as the winner

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Watch this girl absolutely melt after she’s snubbed by President Biden

Biden’s big interview did NOT go well, and we have all the lowlights

Joe Biden Takes Jab At Donald Trump: “I’ll Beat Him Again In 2020” 🥴

Biden Incoherently Attempts to Make His Case to Stay in the Race on Morning Joe

Brace for Incoherent Venting! An Angry President Biden Called MSNBC’s ‘Morning Joe’ and YIKES

Biden tells Democrats in Congress he’s staying in presidential race

‘Look Who’s Joining the Party’! NYT Decided It Was Time to Report Who Repeatedly Visited the WH

Trump offers ‘Sleepy Joe’ sage campaign advice amid calls to step aside – urges Biden to ‘ignore critics’


Hour 2

petitions U.S. to evaluate ‘s party affiliation statute

Teachers’ Union President Gives Best Homeschooling Advertisement Of All Time

Walmart facing class-action lawsuit over ‘deceptive and unfair pricing practices’

House Dems launch united effort against election bill requiring voters prove citizenship

10% of illegal aliens admit they’re registered to vote: Heritage Foundation survey


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ACLU to seek prisoner release without “dramatic turnaround” in Allen County Jail population

Leaked notes show Biden gets detailed instructions on how to walk to podiums. Check out the reactions 😭

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, June 18

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Biden announces sweeping protections for migrant spouses of US citizens

Joe Biden’s Parole Amnesties to Aid Roughly One Million Illegals

Biden’s WH Tranny Accused of Rape — Blamed Having a ‘Phallus.’

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Hour 2

Schumer Plans Vote on Bill to Ban Bump Stocks After Supreme Court Ruling

The Woke Reason Why There’s No “Scenic Route” Option On Google Maps

JUVENILE CRIME HAS SO SKYROCKETED IN THIS LIBERAL CITY, COPS ARE BRIBING KIDS WITH FREE SLURPEES

Exclusive–Wilcox: Foreigners, Not U.S. Citizens, Benefit Most from Biden’s Job Market

CBO raises deficit estimate to $2 Trillion for this year.

https://usdebtclock.org/current-rates.html


Hour 3

Putin and Kim Jong Un will meet in North Korea, supporter of Russia’s war in Ukraine

DMZ Landmines Kill North Korean Troops Despite South Korean Warning Shots

Kroger responds after using doctored photos from small business to market peach products

Don’t Let Durbin and Marshall Ruin Your Summer Vacation

DON’T MESS WITH MY CREDIT CARD

Indiana State Police facing repairs after buying dozens of defective Dodge Durangos

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, June 18

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https://www.va.gov/opa/publications/celebrate/flagday.pdf

At Disastrous G7 Presser, Biden Gives Garbled Answer on Hunter, Snaps at Reporter

Majority of Federal Arrestees are Foreigners, Thousands of “Unknown Citizenship”


Hour 2

President Biden had front row seat to dog, Commander, repeatedly biting Secret Service agents: report

Supreme Court rules ban on gun bump stocks is unlawful

Tranquil Touch Spa clients file complaints with Indiana AG Todd Rokita

‘Skateboard guy’ arrested 4 years after downtown Fort Wayne protests


Hour 3

Alex Jones’ personal assets will be sold to help pay Sandy Hook debt as judge decides Infowars’ fate

That activist judge who tried to take Elon Musk’s pay package just lost Delaware another massive company

Even Caitlin Clark Can’t Save The WNBA As League Is Set To Lose $50 Million

Kamala Harris Wants To Give First-Time Homeowners $25,000… But There’s A Catch

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, May 15

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JOE BIDEN CHALLENGES DONALD TRUMP TO DEBATE IN A VIDEO THAT NEEDS TO BE SEEN TO BE BELIEVED (UPDATED)


Hour 2

Mike Pence Sought Public Funds as 2024 Presidential Bid Collapsed

Biden plans executive order to shut down border once crossings reach 4,000 per day — despite saying he needs Congress to act

NEW STUDY CLAIMS COOKING YOUR OWN FOOD CAUSES, YOU GUESSED IT, CLIMATE CHANGE

BILL GATES IS AT IT AGAIN, NOW HE HAS A VACCINE THAT WILL STOP COWS FROM FARTING AND DESTROYING THE PLANET

Snopes Reverses ‘Fact Check’ after Ashley Biden Confirms Diary Is Real


Hour 3

Hemingway: If You Don’t Speak Out Against Democrat Lawfare, You Have No Future In The GOP

Ohio purges ‘non-citizens’ from state voter rolls, calls on Biden admin for data ahead of 2024 election

Convicted Florida Sex Offender Voted Illegally 18 Times Over Three Decades: REPORT

‘FBI Kept PUSHING’: Damning Thread Shows Just How Involved the FBI Really WAS in Plot to ‘Fednap’ Whitmer

BoA ‘De-Banks’ Whitmer Kidnap Conspiracy Documentarian

Biden compares lives lost in the line of duty to the death of his son (again), this time at the National Peace Officers’ Memorial Service