Daily Show Prep: Monday, Oct. 23

Daily : , . 23

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NYT’s Goldberg: ‘Understandable’ Why People Blamed Israel for Hospital, Israel Damaged Its Credibility

Off-duty pilot charged with 83 counts of attempted murder for allegedly trying to shut off engines on Alaska Airlines flight

50 Cent Tells Joe Biden to ‘Get the F**k Up’ from Beach Vacation Amid Israel Turmoil

FLASHBACK: Chelsea Handler bullied 50 Cent into renouncing his support for Trump

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Americans Are Burning Through Savings To Keep Biden’s Economy Afloat, Experts Say


Hour 2

Southern Poverty Law Center says “anti-Blackness” killed man who CHOKED A COP while yelling “YEAH B****!” after driving 100 mph 🤡

Dem Election Clerk Admits she Wasn’t Following Mail-In-Ballot Laws


Hour 3

September home sales drop to the lowest level since the foreclosure crisis

15 U.S. House Members, 5 Senators Won’t Seek Reelection in 2024

Nine Republicans Formally Vie for Speakership, Some Gearing Up for Future Rounds

Byron Donalds Gains in Speaker Race, Vows to Release J6 Tapes

Whitmer Kidnap Inmates Prevented from Talking to Lawyers or Accessing Court Records

Affordable Care Act provisions codified under Michigan law by Gov. Whitmer as a hedge against repeal

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Israel removes Greta Thunberg from school curriculum over anti-Israel post.

‘F*** JEWS:’ Antisemites Vandalize the Office of Bari Weiss’s Media Outlet.

Daily Show Prep: Tues, June 21

Daily : Tues, 21

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Twitter Board Unanimously Approves Elon Musk’s $44 Billion Takeover Bid

‘We need to go in’: Uvalde footage reveals officers had guns, shields, tools – but no clear orders

Journalists and parents kicked out of Uvalde City Council meeting on school shooting

BREAKING: Uvalde shooting could have been stopped in ‘three minutes’: Texas police

Uvalde hires private law firm to block footage and audio from school shooting

“If there’s kids in there, we need to go in”: Officers in Uvalde were ready with guns, shields and tools — but not clear orders

Supreme Court rules Maine tuition program violates First Amendment for excluding religious schools

https://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2022/06/21/cnn-chicken-choker-jeffrey-toobin-rages-after-scotus-rules-that-poor-kids-should-be-allowed-to-go-to-private-religious-schools-video/

No, this does not violate Establishment Clause. compare oranges to dogs Toobin.

Gretchen Whitmer and Her Board of Education Look To Crush School Choice in Michigan


Hour 2

Yikes: DNC slashes price for photo with Harris at fundraiser due to weak demand

Indiana gas tax set to reach record high in July

https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2022/06/17/dumbest-admin-ever-biden-white-houses-super-genius-plan-to-offset-gas-costs-for-americans-foiled-by-another-crisis-they-created/

Biden is considering supporting a gas tax holiday. Here’s how much drivers would save

YIKES: This Federal ‘Stimulus’ Program Cost Taxpayers $850k Per Job Saved, Study Finds

Joe Biden Officially Becomes the Most Unpopular Second-Year President in Recorded History

CNN Considers Major Staff Shake-Up Amid Tanking Ratings: Report


Hour 3

Catholic bishop kicks Catholic school out of the church after it flew LGBT and BLM flags

GOP Rep Reveals Frightening Possibility as Biden’s IRS Makes Unprecedented Purchases of Ammunition

If you need a reason to oppose “red flag” gun laws, this writer’s harrowing 12-year tale of terrifying stalking and harassment might just do the trick

Senate panel advances $858 billion bill that supports Ukraine, Taiwan, boosts munition production, kills the A-10, and requires women register for draft

https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2022/06/20/bill-nye-the-not-science-guy-receives-brutal-history-lesson-after-sending-embarrassingly-inaccurate-pandering-juneteenth-tweet/

Introducing Meme

‘Remember that time I choked agent?’ .
Yes, the choke happened the slam, but that happened after the bumping into the agent and yelling “f*ck !” his .

I just wanted a nice -hearted meme to poke of the feral idiots still freaking about this.  Hence, the Secret Service Choke Meme!

secret service meme

 

Here’s the video of the slam, and the choke:

Here’s the reporter bumping into the agent, disobeying the agent, then saying “f*ck you!” in the agent’s ear:

You’re welcome.