Daily Show Prep: Friday, Aug. 2

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Secret is infuriating

JD Vance rips Kamala Harris for more word salad — ‘significance of the power of diplomacy’

Second ‘failed gender test’ boxer Lin Yu-Ting WINS opening fight at the Olympics via unanimous decision – after being cleared to compete in women’s event despite eligibility row – before opponent leaves the ring in TEARS

Recreational cannabis sales coming to Ohio Tuesday


Hour 2

People are wondering if Joe Biden accidentally boarded this plane thinking it was Air Force One

Delphi murders: Expert reveals details about girls’ deaths, safekeeping order vacated

Disaster: U.S. Economy Added Just 114,000 Jobs in July, Unemployment Surges

Hundreds of noncitizens removed from voter rolls in Ohio

That Thing That’s Not Happening Happened AGAIN: AL Democrat Arrested on FELONY VOTER FRAUD Charges


Hour 3

Biden-Harris FDA recommended puberty blockers to minors despite noting that the drugs are associated with an “increased risk of depression and suicidality”

Britain’s Royal Air Force Crusaders drop nickname after single complaint: It may be “offensive” to Muslims

Biden DHS Alleged To Have Tried To Suppress Critical Jan. 6 Report

The United States will not recognize Maduro’s “victory” in Venezuelan election, acknowledges his rival as the winner

Daily Show Prep: Monday, July 29

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US debt reaches $35 trillion 🍾

Leaked text messages between Trump rally countersnipers show they were aware of shooter 90 MINUTES beforehand

New video shows building where Trump shooter was perched being surrounded by cops while Trump was allowed to remain on stage

Guess what is suggested when you try to Google Trump’s assassination attempt? That’s right, nothing.

CIA denies claims that Trump shooter was part of MKUltra mind control program (come see the comments)

Tech company pulls Olympics advertising after opening ceremony display many deem to be anti-Christian

The opening ceremony at the Olympics parodied the Last Supper with drag queens and an obese woman in an aureole

“Very Ballsy”: Eagle-Eyed Viewers Spot Performer’s “Scrotum” At Paris Olympics

The Olympic Village is already running out of meat and eggs because officials are pushing plant-based foods on the athletes 😬


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On his way out, Biden is pushing Congress to impose term limits and “code of conduct” for Supreme Court

Harris Campaign Admits to Misleading Voters on Trump, Project 2025

The FBI confirmed that, yes, Trump was shot. But Blue Anon is still insisting that they need more evidence

Mayor Pete made the rounds this weekend to claim crime is down so let’s school him, shall we?

REPORT: 3 Suspected Palestinian Terror Suspects Caught After Illegally Crossing Border into California

Charges Dropped Against D.C. Rioters Who Assaulted Cops & Vandalized Property

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, June 11

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HUNTER BIDEN FOUND GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS

Delaware Jury Convicts Hunter Biden On Felony Gun Charges

They’re actually blaming Hunter Biden’s corruption on his “disease”

Comer: Hunter Biden ‘Guilty’ Verdict a ‘Step Towards Accountability,’ But DOJ Must Probe the Bidens’ Corrupt Influence Peddling

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Hour 2

Delegates Allege Removal Threat Over Beckwith Support

Celebrity Doctors Promoted Covid Vaccine Without Declaring Payments

Federal Watchdog Probes UAW’s Shawn Fain

Michigan’s Fortune 500 companies dwindle from 30 to 16 during Gretchen Whitmer’s tenure


Interview: ‘s very Ballistic High-Speed joins .

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, June 11

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Trump Unveils ‘Revenge’ Strategy After Conviction by Dem-Led Jury

Trump Defense Lawyer Outlines Multiple Avenues for Overturning Verdict

Alexander Hamilton, Federalist, no. 84, 575–81

creation of crimes the commission of the , or words, the subjecting of to punishment for things which, when they were done, were breaches of no , and the practice of arbitrary imprisonments have been in all ages the favourite and most formidable instruments of tyranny.

Outlaw President: Legal Scholars Highlight Reversible Errors in Trump’s New York Trial


Hour 2

‘Not Exactly Going As They Hoped’: Post Trump Conviction Polling Will NOT Calm Biden/Dem Nerves

With US OK, Ukraine Hits Russia’s Belgorod in Massive Rocket Attack

Prosecutor won’t file charges against IU protestors


Hour 3

WATCH: Anti-Israel protesters clashed with gay pride marchers in Philly, in addition to the usual street brawls

Indian heat wave ‘record’ update: Reported temperature acknowledged as too high by 3°C (5.4°F)

Entitled Feminists Share Latest AWFUL Fad: Divorce ‘Support Registries’

County leaders unveil new road recipe in southeast Fort Wayne

Failing WaPo Announces Major Newsroom Shakeup, Ousts Its Exec. Editor