Daily Show Prep: Thursday, May 25

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, May 25

Hour 1

Tina Turner: legendary rock’n’roll singer dies aged 83

No one is reporting what Ron DeSantis actually said in his 2024 announcement last night cuz they want to make fun of him for crashing Twitter, so here are some highlights

House Republican Pushes to Fine Schiff $16M for Russia Hoax Lies

Fox News Unleashes Layoffs amid Tumbling Viewership, Tucker’s Exit

Calif. Bans Skittles Due to Health Concerns, Still Allows Child Sex Changes

EXC: CPAC Treasurer Resigns Alleging ‘Cancer in Organization Metastasizing for Years’.

Kansas’s Racist Democrat Gov. Slammed for Axing Underground Railroad Restoration

Bill Gates was having affair with Russian woman, Jeffrey Epstein tried to blackmail him using it

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6/10 not bad Bill. She gets +1 for being Russian.

San Francisco mayor forced to abandon public safety meeting after protester throws brick

Michigan Man Gets Community Service for Shooting Anti-Abortion Campaigner

Target’s market value has dropped $9 billion in one week. Check out the leaked email the company sent employees.

Target CEO Defends ‘Tuck-Friendly’ Trans Products in Stores

Target Pulls Some LGBT Items, Claims Threats after Panic over Boycotts

Target, Facing Backlash, Pulls LGBT Pride Items by Satanist Designer

Drag queen Pattie Gonia says ‘come out’ in North Face ‘Summer of Pride’ ad

Target loses $9B in week following boycott calls over LGBTQ-friendly kids clothing

House Judiciary Threatens MLB’s Anti-Trust Exemption for Pushing Radical LGBT Agenda

Transgender Disc Golfer Wins Women’s Event in Virginia

Students Sue Prof. Who Forced Donations to Planned Parenthood


Hour 2

Indiana counselor sues after being fired over criticism of transgender pronouns

BREAKING: LGBT Pride ‘Youth Carnival’ Bars Parents From Attending

Men’s Health says men might be “gynosexual” if they are attracted to women. Or, you know, just normal men.

“Look how quickly the media freaks out about losing just a tiny part of the narrative™ machine.” These are all REAL headlines from mainstream media outlets!

More Details Revealed about IRS Targeting Twitter Files Reporter


Hour 3

Hunter Biden investigation: Second IRS whistleblower claims retaliation

Black Lives Matter Hemorrhaged Cash in 2022, Tax Documents Show

Karine Jean-Pierre Showered With Receipts After Blatant Lie on Biden and the Debt Ceiling

Disturbing video shows machete-wielding NYC professor Shellyne Rodriguez chase Post staffers down street

Shellyne Rodriguez, NYC college professor who threatened Post reporter with machete, is fired as her lawsuit against NYPD emerges

Hour 1

WNBA COACH IS PISSED AND CONFUSED WHY IT WASN’T A SELLOUT FOR BRITTNEY GRINER’S RETURN: “C’MON, LA”

WOKE HIGH SCHOOL FORCED TO RESPOND TO WHAT CHAD STUDENTS ARE DOING TO THE TAMPON DISPENSERS IN THE BOYS’ BATHROOM

The NAACP Says Florida Isn’t Safe for Black People. Data Tell a Different Story.


Hour 2

Police: 19-Year-Old Sai Varshith Kandula Drove U-Haul into Barrier Near White House, Nazi Flag Found in Vehicle

“Why Waking Up Early Is Rooted in White Supremacy” 🤡


Hour 3

Interview: Matt Chaffee – PHM school board

Black Suspects Killed Handyman Because They ‘Wanted To Kill A White Person’: Police Detective.

Nolte: 59% of Voters Agree Media ‘Truly Enemy of the People’

Daily Show Prep: Monday, May 22

Hour 1

Biden to end familial DNA testing at border, key deterrent to fraud and child trafficking

Target Partners with Satanist Designer Abprallen for Gay Pride Collection

Yes, actually Satanic

Man whose life sentence was commuted by Obama now charged with attempted murder in road rage incident, woman left brain-dead

Undercover video footage captured by James O’Keefe appears to reveal that Fox fired Tucker Carlson at the order of Dominion, Big Pharma

EXCLUSIVE: Leaked Policy Exposes Fox News Stances on Woke Ideology


Hour 2

VIDEO: NASCAR’s Bubba Wallace Flips Off Camera in Post-Race Interview After Winning Second Place

Elise Stefanik, Republicans Push Back on Biden’s War on Chocolate Milk

Tim Scott’s Mic Blows Out In The Middle Of Presidential Announcement

Reporter Recalls Asking Tim Scott If He’s a Virgin as Senator Announces 2024 Bid

School District’s Removal Of Sexually Explicit Books Potentially Violated Students’ Civil Rights, Biden Admin Says


Hour 3

Interview: Tina Wilson – Republican Candidate South Bend City Clerk

Transgender woman forced to use men’s locker room sues NYC yoga studio for $5M

Hour 1

South Bend Community Schools to require all students use clear backpacks next school year

EXCLUSIVE: Five Migrants on Terror Watch List Arrested near AZ Border Post-Title 42

‘I WAS WRONG’: Bear Grylls Admits Vegan Diet NOT Healthy

Tuesday Tithe: Pastor Lucas Miles on honesty


Hour 2

THEN: MEDIA TO AMERICANS: OF COURSE THE TRUMP DOSSIER IS TRUE! [SUPERCUT]

NOW: CNN HOSTS ADMIT FBI NEVER SHOULD HAVE INVESTIGATED TRUMP FOR RUSSIA HOAX: ‘DEVASTATING TO THE FBI’

Durham Report Reveals FBI Vendetta Against Carter Page Behind FISA Warrants

10 times the media declared the discredited Steele dossier was not ‘disproven’

FLASHBACK: Chuck Todd to BuzzFeed editor: You published ‘fake news’

Chuck Todd Still Cluelessly Pretending Steele Dossier Is Reliable

Miller has the worst ‘hold my beer’ moment in history

EXCLUSIVE: Miller Lite’s Chief Of Marketing Has Spent Years Flopping From One Liberal Cause To Another


Hour 3

Chicago’s New Mayor Blares Black National Anthem for Inauguration, Maligns Police