Daily Show Prep: Monday, May 13

Daily : , 13

1

Republican VP Hopeful JD Vance Shows Up at Court for Trump

That little lesson from Panama’s election for lawfare-obsessed Democrats

CNN, Other Warner Bros. Discovery Networks See Advertising Plunge 11 Percent as Viewership Plummets

HOW BAD IS THE BIDEN BORDER CRISIS? CNN’S FAREED ZAKARIA JUST CALLED FOR BIDEN TO BRING BACK TRUMP’S POLICIES

‘My God’: CNN Data Guru Says Sun Belt Polling Is ‘Absolute Disaster’ For Joe Biden

Biden Admin Wants Israeli Forces To ‘Get Out Of Gaza,’ Secretary Blinken Says

ABC’s Mary Bruce Invents Weird New ‘Anti-Semitic Trope’ With Which To Smear Trump

Biden slammed by tsunami of backlash after claiming ‘we leave no one behind’

Jen Psaki Forced to Admit AND Correct BLATANT, Shameful Lie She Told to Protect Biden in Her New Book


Hour 2

legit got by , finally.

PATRIOTIC AND PETTY! MAN’S RESPONSE TO COMPLAINTS ABOUT HIS BOAT IN HIS DRIVEWAY GOES VIRAL, “I LIKE TO MAKE A POLITICAL STATEMENT”

: Tim from Party

The Congressional candidate everyone in the GOP is talking about


Hour 3

BREAKING: Black Marine Charged w/ Planning Mass Shooting against ‘Privileged White People’

Report: Pentagon Orders Withdrawal from Niger

Report: Biological Male Represented by ACLU Rapes Inmate in Female Prison

Two Zelenskky Ministers Sacked Following Multi-Million Dollar Corruption Scandal

Sen. Lee Blasts Biden: Withholding Terrorists’ Location from Israel Is ‘Extortion’

Iranian lawmaker declares Tehran obtained nuclear bombs

OpenAI drops “omnimodel” that can watch what you’re doing, understand your emotions, and respond. I guarantee you won’t believe this is a machine talking.

Pelosi says 2016 election was “hijacked” during Oxford Union debate with Mumford & Sons guitarist

Daily Show Prep: Friday, May 10

Daily : , 10

1

Princeton Hunger Strikers Now Complaining School Officials Aren’t Monitoring Their Medical Condition

White House insists Israel is getting ‘everything they need’ after Biden halts arms shipment

Johnson pushes bill on voter ID requirements — flanked by Trump allies who challenged 2020 election

🚨 Every single Democrat in the House just voted for illegal immigrants to count towards representation in Congress and the Electoral College


Hour 2

Biden: I’ve Had Best Run of Creating Jobs and Lowering Inflation Ever, ‘It Was 9% When I Came Into Office’

Current US Inflation Rates: 2000-2024

WATCH: JOE BIDEN CONTINUES TO SHOW AMERICANS WHY THEY HATE HIM WITH HIS NEW COMMENTS ON GROCERY PRICES

Biden Gets Busted on Big Lie in Wisconsin With New, Ridiculous Tall Tale

Seven Blatant Biden LIES ABC, CBS, NBC Refuse to Report

Rep. Miller: BLS is Cooking Jobs Reports to Make Biden’s Economy Look Better

JUST IN: Republicans Score Massive Election Integrity Victory In Georgia

AstraZeneca pulls COVID-19 vaccine from global markets

US Government Prepared to Drop 100M Jabs for a Disease That Isn’t Even a Thing Yet

Chris Cuomo says he is taking ivermectin, says we were given “bad information” during the pandemic and wonders why 👀

Lucid, Tesla, Rivian, and Fisker Have Another No Good Very Bad Day

Daily Show Prep: Friday, May 10

Daily : , 8

1

Whitmer visits storm wreckage, says Michigan needs to evolve with climate change

Gretchen Whitmer’s Michigan sinks to 42nd in latest ‘best states’ ranking

TRUMP TRIAL: STORMY DANIELS’ INSANE SEXUAL TESTIMONY (SOURCES)

Cross-examination of Stormy Daniels grows testy during Trump trial

“THE COURT ADMITTED THIS EXTORTION”: HERE’S WHAT YOU MISSED FROM STORMY DANIELS’ INSANE SEXUAL TESTIMONY AGAINST TRUMP

US withheld bomb shipment to Israel out of fears it could be used in Rafah

Oh really. Delayed shipment of supplies to an say?

Screenshot Www.cnbc .com 2024.05.08 15 34 33


Hour 2

No, didn’t any Equal requests

Full-Time Jobs Fall Again as Total Employment Flatlines in April

Biden Slips up During Interview, Admits Real Reason Illegals Are Flooding U.S.

Tucker Carlson Exposes Hidden Loophole Allowing Illegal Immigrants to Vote

Illegal Aliens Skew Elections By Inflating Certain States’ Electoral Power. This Bill Would Change That


Hour 3

Daily Show Prep: Friday, May 10

Daily : , 2

1

DEA Agrees To Reclassify Marijuana Under Federal Law, AP Reports

Indiana leaders reassess marijuana stance as DEA proposes historic reclassification

States rethink data centers as ‘electricity hogs’ strain the grid

Captain Obvious paid visit to . bad he won’t come to .

VEGANS ARE NOW GOING AFTER YOUR POOCHES FOOD, CLAIMS THERE IS “COMPELLING” RESEARCH FOR DOGS TO EAT A VEG DIET


Hour 2

Second Boeing Whistleblower Dies Suddenly

Peloton CEO Is Stepping Down, Fitness Company To Cut Workforce By 15%

WATCH: MSNBC STOOGE CUTS UNINTENTIONAL TRUMP AD, CLAIMS SHE AND HER JOURNALISMER COLLEAGUES WILL DISAPPEAR WHEN TRUMP WINS

MSNBC hosts laments campus protests because they might lead to “next Reagan era”

Megyn Kelly wants to know why so many woke protesters are “unattractive” and there was actually an interesting study on that

:

Researchers find a ‘liberal gene’


Hour 3

: .

Jim Banks: Stand with Pamela Whitten against IU’s radical, immature faculty

UCLA Hamas protestors told the cops to leave and then were upset the cops didn’t save them from frat boys.

Leftist Protesters and Right-Wing Counterprotesters Break Into “F— Joe Biden” Chants

Dem Fundraising Platform ActBlue Takes a Cut of Donations to Michigan State University’s Anti-Israel Tent Encampment

Oct. 7 terror attack victims file suit against several U.S. groups alleging collaboration with Hamas

Wind energy industry produced less power in 2023, despite having increased total generation capacity

Guess Where a Cyberattack Just Took down the Voter Registration System

PLANNED PARENTHOOD STOPS PROVIDING A DISABLED PATIENT MEDICAL CARE AFTER SHE WORE A SHIRT THAT SAYS “ADULT HUMAN FEMALE”

Planned Parenthood took $1.8B in taxpayer money in 3 years— with $90M from COVID loans: feds

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, April 30

Daily : , April 30

1

Allen County Republican Party Chairman Steve Shine, Has Announced The ACGOP’s Plans For Primary Election Night, As Well As The Traditional Post-Election Day “Coney Dog Luncheon”

3rd Annual Penny Pitch ‘N’ Putt Golf Outing Set For July

Walmart launches new grocery brand, as it tries to hang on to inflation-fueled growth

Tithe with

Catholic ministry launches “Father Justin” AI, defrocks him after backlash

Trump’s DJT Stock Soars Again after Nunes Requests House Probe


Hour 2

Go Gators: Statement From University of Florida After Arrest of Campus Occupiers Was Perfection

Liberty Students Honor God in Huge Outdoor Event as Antisemitism Sweeps Secular Colleges

Affluent Americans are driving US economy and likely delaying need for Fed rate cuts

Interview: Corey DeAngelis is coming to Benton Harbor, MI

Well, That Was Fast: 3 Federal Lawsuits, Dropping Simultaneously, Challenge Education Department’s New Title IX Rule

They banned middle school girls who didn’t want to compete against a boy. Here’s how we fight back.


Hour 3

AstraZeneca admits for first time its Covid vaccine CAN cause rare side effect in tense legal fight with victims of ‘defective’ jab

New US cars will be required to have automatic emergency braking in 5 years

Biden Administration’s New Climate Rules Add $31,000 to Price of New Home, Industry Groups Say