Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, July 31

Daily : , July 31

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Coronation Complete: Harris Sole Candidate to Qualify for DNC Roll Call

Report: Kamala Harris Will Hold First Rally With Running Mate Next Week After Announcement

Video: Megan Thee Stallion Performs Song About Her ā€˜Fat Pu**y’ at Kamala Harris Campaign Rally

Video of People Leaving Kamala Harris’ Rally DURING the Speech Indicates Many Weren’t There for HER

Olympians Fly In Emergency Eggs And Meat To Cope With ā€˜Vegan Olympics’

Aussie Swimming Star Slams ā€˜Ridiculous’ Woke Olympics Village Schemes, ā€˜Cost Her a Record’

Polish sports journalist dismissed from Olympics coverage for describing John Lennon’s “Imagine” as “a vision of communism”

Lennon’s “Imagine” has been described as “virtually ” by Lennon himself

This Texas school allows seniors to paint murals in their parking spots, but two students are being forced to paint over theirs šŸ¤”


Hour 2

Terrorist Simps: Networks Whine About Israel Sending Terror Leaders to Hell

Officer fatally shoots armed man on Indiana college campus


Hour 3

Why does the FBI keep lying about the attempted assassination of Trump?

Doctors pull 26-inch EEL out of a man’s backside after he forced the live creature into his anus (along with a lemon)ā€¦ and it started to bite his large intestine

Daily Show Prep: Monday, July 29

Daily : , July 29

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US debt reaches $35 trillion šŸ¾

Leaked text messages between Trump rally countersnipers show they were aware of shooter 90 MINUTES beforehand

New video shows building where Trump shooter was perched being surrounded by cops while Trump was allowed to remain on stage

Guess what is suggested when you try to Google Trump’s assassination attempt? That’s right, nothing.

CIA denies claims that Trump shooter was part of MKUltra mind control program (come see the comments)

Tech company pulls Olympics advertising after opening ceremony display many deem to be anti-Christian

The opening ceremony at the Olympics parodied the Last Supper with drag queens and an obese woman in an aureole

ā€œVery Ballsyā€: Eagle-Eyed Viewers Spot Performer’s ā€œScrotumā€ At Paris Olympics

The Olympic Village is already running out of meat and eggs because officials are pushing plant-based foods on the athletes šŸ˜¬


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Hour 3

On his way out, Biden is pushing Congress to impose term limits and “code of conduct” for Supreme Court

Harris Campaign Admits to Misleading Voters on Trump, Project 2025

The FBI confirmed that, yes, Trump was shot. But Blue Anon is still insisting that they need more evidence

Mayor Pete made the rounds this weekend to claim crime is down so let’s school him, shall we?

REPORT: 3 Suspected Palestinian Terror Suspects Caught After Illegally Crossing Border into California

Charges Dropped Against D.C. Rioters Who Assaulted Cops & Vandalized Property

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Watch this girl absolutely melt after she’s snubbed by President Biden

Biden’s big interview did NOT go well, and we have all the lowlights

Joe Biden Takes Jab At Donald Trump: “I’ll Beat Him Again In 2020” šŸ„“

Biden Incoherently Attempts to Make His Case to Stay in the Race on Morning Joe

Brace for Incoherent Venting! An Angry President Biden Called MSNBC’s ‘Morning Joe’ and YIKES

Biden tells Democrats in Congress he’s staying in presidential race

‘Look Who’s Joining the Party’! NYT Decided It Was Time to Report Who Repeatedly Visited the WH

Trump offers ā€˜Sleepy Joe’ sage campaign advice amid calls to step aside ā€“ urges Biden to ā€˜ignore critics’


Hour 2

petitions U.S. to evaluate ‘s party affiliation statute

Teachers’ Union President Gives Best Homeschooling Advertisement Of All Time

Walmart facing class-action lawsuit over ā€˜deceptive and unfair pricing practices’

House Dems launch united effort against election bill requiring voters prove citizenship

10% of illegal aliens admit they’re registered to vote: Heritage Foundation survey


Hour 3

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ACLU to seek prisoner release without ā€œdramatic turnaroundā€ in Allen County Jail population

Leaked notes show Biden gets detailed instructions on how to walk to podiums. Check out the reactions šŸ˜­

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, June 20

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ā€œEvery record has been destroyed or falsified, every rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And process is continuing by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present which the Party is always .ā€

ā€•Ā ,Ā 1984

‘ORDERS RECEIVED’! Here’s How Aggressively the Media’s Pushing Biden WH’s ‘Cheap Fake’ Talking Point

WHOOPS! CBS News Explains Why ‘Wrong Version of a Video’ Was Removed From Biden ‘Cheap Fake’ Hackery

More Like YOU Lie! Lefty BUSTED Bigly for Douchey Attempt at Pretending Trump Needed Help Off Stage

Greg Gutfeld Rattles Off a List of ‘Cheap Fakes’ the Media Either Ignored or Helped Push

Media Mistakes in the Biden Era: the Definitive List

Media Mistakes in the Trump Era: The Definitive List

Owners of Pornhub cutting off access to Hoosiers in July


Hour 2

Second Whistleblower Exposes Texas Children’s Hospital ā€¦ and Guess Who Came A-Knocking?

FBI Releases Statement on Texas Children’s Hospital Whistleblower

Gretchen Whitmer’s Top Aide Helped Pass Funding for EV Battery Plants. Now He’s a Top GM Lobbyist.

Coffee Shop Workers Who Voted to Unionize Protest Chain Shutting Down

picks sides in Bongino O’Reilly


Hour 3

Gubernatorial candidates debate at Regional Chamber of Northeast Indiana luncheon

NBC medical show features kid getting cancer from racism (I’m not kidding). Check out the internet’s reaction. šŸ˜‚

SQUAD MEMBER CORI BUSH: GOD TOTALLY GAVE ME POWERS TO CURE CANCER, TREAT TUMORS BY PERFORMING MIRACLES

‘Spaceballs’ Fans Just Got the Best News