Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, March 24

Hour 1

‘They ingested fish tank cleaner, not medication’: Media criticized for linking Trump to death of Arizona man

Sen. McSally Introduces Bill to Withhold Senate Pay Until Relief Package is Passed

Pelosi delays her coronavirus bill, says will try to pass Senate’s without most members present

JOE BIDEN: ‘WE HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF THE CURE, THAT WILL MAKE THE PROBLEM WORSE NO MATTER WHAT’

YouTuber Who Licked Public Toilet Seat Now Claims He’s Tested Positive For Coronavirus

Birx: US has done more testing in 8 days than South Korea in 8 weeks


Hour 2

PG&E To Plead Guilty To 84 Involuntary Manslaughter Counts Over 2018 Wildfire

LEFT-WING JOURNOS WHINE ABOUT DOCTOR-ADVISED SOCIAL DISTANCING, SAY IT CAUSES ‘WHITE NATIONALISM’

And you thought was dumb.

Professors fear lectures will be shared with “right-wing sites” as more classes go online due to coronavirus

CASEY THE ROAST

White House Journalist Has Suspected Case Of Coronavirus, Correspondents’ Association President Announces

More Americans Approve Of Trump’s Coronavirus Response Than The Media’s

Former Campaign Workers Sue Michael Bloomberg, Claim They Were Defrauded

Judicial Watch: FBI Finds New Clinton Emails, Including Discussion about Benghazi and Additional Classified Material


Hour 3

CNN’s John Berman leaves out one tiny detail while reporting on the chloroquine phosphate death in Arizona

SUUURE: Journo who blamed Trump for couple eating fish tank cleaner claims she used tablet pic because of ‘photo licensing’

Nonstop Lies: Chinese Propaganda on Wuhan Coronavirus Continues, with US Media Assistance

 

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, January 16

Hour 1

GOP senator says Dems running for president must recuse themselves from impeachment trial

Pelosi Pulls A Schiff, Deliberately Misquotes Trump-Zelensky Call on House Floor

CNN nixes Mike Pence-Wolf Blitzer Israel interview, citing impeachment

Iran Claims It Arrested Source of Damning Ukrainian Plane Video

New Video Shows Two Iranian Missiles Hit Ukrainian Plane

Iranian Military Now Claims US ‘Cyberattack’ Brought Down Passenger Plane

Joe Biden Isn’t Using Hunter’s Name Anymore, Has New Way Of Referring To Him

Entire Russian Government Resigns As Putin Moves To Extend His Rule. Pelosi’s Daughter Takes Trump Jab.

New CDC Report Highlights the Risks of Black-Market THC Vapes

 

Hour 2

Which of these 2020 Democrats agrees with you most?

Arizona Democrat to get treatment for alcohol dependence after suffering fall

Facing Intense Backlash, Northam Praises NRA Members. NRA Levels Him In Response.

Tortoise Believed Extinct For 100 Years Reemerge In Galápagos

Kangaroo Island Mayor says Barack Obama ‘Wrong’ On Blaming Climate Change For Bushfires

Dental Assistant Fired For Expressing Support For Trump on Facebook

 

Hour 3

Trump Administration Illegally Withheld Aid From Ukraine, GAO Finds

Flashback: Ukrainian Officials Speak Out — Say Schiff’s Surprise Witness Lev Parnas Is COMPLETE LIAR About Meeting with Zelensky and They Didn’t Believe His Words on Trump

Man At Center Of New Ukraine Allegations: Democrats Have ‘Their Panties In A Bunch’ Over ‘Colorful’ Jokes On WhatsApp

South Bend Police Dept. reconsiders ban on beards

STUDY: Women Like Men With Beards Over Guys Who Are Clean Shaven

Michael Flynn Moves to Withdraw Guilty Plea

NO SWIMMING! ‘We Build The Wall Inc.’ Constructs FIRST EVER Border Wall On Rio Grande River

 

Thursday, Nov. 7 – Hour 2

Hour 2

South Bend schools get $5.5 million to recruit teachers and partner with IUSB

Joy Behar roasted for denying wearing blackface: ‘Enjoy the cancel culture you created’

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Here’s @TheView‘s admitting on national TV that she in fact wore . Why are they denying it now? https://twitter.com/LevineJonathan/status/1093272835076837377 

@LevineJonathan

Joy Behar admitted during a taping of The View in 2016 to dressing as a “beautiful African women” at a party when she was 29 which involved makeup “that was a little bit darker than my skin”

The show even ran an image of the old photo

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Arizona Politician Charged in Human Trafficking Adoption Scheme