Daily Show Prep: Monday, March 8

Hour 1

A third stimulus check is in the Covid relief bill. Here’s how to get your full payment.

Dems Agree to Provide ‘COVID Relief’ Checks to Prisoners and Illegal Aliens

Sen. Cotton Decries Death-Row Murderers Getting Stimulus Checks

South Bend gives convicted felon $7,000 grant. He takes and shares naked photos of homicide victim

FLASHBACK: EEOC case detailing sexual harassment targets St. Joseph County Dem. Chair

St. Joseph County Democrats give Stan Wruble four more years as party chair


Hour 2

Mich. Judge Reinstates Voting Fraud Case Following Forensic Probe Of Dominion Voting Machines

Biden Signs Executive Order To ‘Provide Voting Access’ To Citizens In Federal Custody

Court Denies Father Interim Custody of Kids Because Of His Anti-Masking Beliefs

Holmes Norton: Capitol Security ‘Approaching Being Overdone’ – ‘Can’t Keep Being Afraid in Our Own Capitol of Our Own People’

California Bill Would Ban Boys And Girls Sections In Large Retail Stores


Hour 3

Pin Posts

https://thenationalpulse.com/news/politifact-founder-chinese-communist-group/

REPORT: Biden Still Separating Migrant Children from Family Members at Border

Texas surges resources to border amid migration ‘crisis’

https://thefederalistpapers.org/us/biden-puts-kids-cages-child-migrant-facilities-expand-100-capacity-amid-big-surge-numbers

Super-Spreader Joe Biden Is Releasing COVID Positive Migrants into US Interior

Greyhound bus company requesting all migrants be COVID-free while traveling

Arizona Border Sheriff On Border Crisis: Biden ‘Owns This,’ ‘We Had It Under Control’ Under Trump

https://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2021/03/06/yikes-bidens-lead-covid-19-advisers-tweets-from-a-few-months-ago-have-aged-like-summer-sidewalk-milk/

Andrew Cuomo to sign bill stripping his own emergency COVID powers

Cuomo Misled The Public Using Nursing Home Figures His Top Aides Manipulated

BREAKING: Cuomo administration revealed to have doctored report proving nursing home deaths

Pelosi-ordered review of Jan. 6 riot calls for 24/7 ‘Quick Reaction Force’ at U.S. Capitol, report

 

Daily Show Prep: Friday, Feb. 26

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) called his state an “oasis of freedom” on Friday during his speech to CPAC.

U.S. airstrike hits Iran-backed militias in Syria

https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2021/02/26/awkward-sleepy-joes-old-tweet-attacking-trump-for-starting-another-war-in-the-middle-east-aged-almost-as-badly-as-he-has/

https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2021/02/26/no-mean-tweets-though-right-cenk-uygur-whines-about-his-serious-buyers-remorse-with-biden-and-its-absolutely-delicious/

https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2021/02/26/omg-this-cant-be-real-amy-siskind-tries-deleting-tweet-explaining-why-people-can-trust-military-action-under-biden-and-lol-we-got-it/

https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2021/02/26/gonna-circle-back-jen-psakis-2017-tweet-trashing-trump-over-syrian-airstrikes-sooo-bad-both-ilhan-omar-and-kennedy-blast-her-for-it/

Judge rules Arizona’s Maricopa County must turn over 2.1 million November ballots to state Senate

Maricopa County Releases Junk Audit Reports – 12% Ballot Adjudication and Dominion Employee’s Use of Prohibited Orange External Drive Omitted from Report

Democrats’ $1.9 trillion relief bill would trigger $36 billion in Medicare cuts in 2022, says CBO


Hour 2

Open Lines

LinkedIn Removes Racist ‘Be Less White’ Diversity Training, Releases Statement Following Backlash


Hour 3

Whitmer Refuses to Answer Questions About Nursing Home Policy

Gretchen Whitmer Loads ‘Council on Climate Solutions’ with Donors, Utility Lobbyist, Dark Money Group Exec

Five Oregon counties to vote on leaving state, escaping to ‘Greater Idaho’

Rep. Stefanik: Now New Yorkers Know Gov. Cuomo Is a ‘Criminal Sexual Predator’

UNEXPECTEDLY: NBC, CBS, NBC avoid explosive sexual harassment claims against Andrew Cuomo on evening news broadcasts. CNN and MSNBC also declined to address the scandal on their air Wednesday.

 

Daily Show Prep: Wednesday, Nov. 25

Judge Blocks Certification of Pennsylvania Election Results

Open Lines

BREAKING: Trump pardons former national security adviser Mike Flynn

State of Indiana pays $15M for unemployment helpline workers who can’t offer much help

Trump team says it’s won hearings in Arizona, Michigan, Pennsylvania legislatures on voting concerns

Republicans Sue to Stop Wisconsin Vote Certification

https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2020/11/25/wisconsin-reaches-the-poop-emoji-stage-of-the-election/

Side effects from the COVID-19 vaccine won’t be a ‘walk in the park,’ doctors warn

Denver’s Democrat Mayor Flies to Family Thanksgiving After Edict to ‘Avoid Travel, if You Can’

Audible Gasps and Laughter From Crowd and Panel at PA Hearing When Witness Says Vote “Spikes” Went 600,000 For Biden and 3,200 For Trump (VIDEO)

Computer repairman at center of ‘Biden laptop’ scandal closes shop, disappears amid purported death threats

Jeopardy!’ names Ken Jennings as guest host. Just 1 day later, cancel culture comes for him over a 6-year-old tweet.

 

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, June 4

Hour 1

2 Million First-Time Gun Owners in First Half of 2020 Alone

Los Angeles to slash up to $150M from LAPD budget, reinvest into communities of color

Navy Veteran Detained by Iranians Has Been Freed

Top Dem Ally Pleads Guilty to Embezzlement


Hour 2

Amazon Kindle Won’t Accept Former NYT Writer’s Book Questioning Coronavirus Lockdowns

New England Journal Of Medicine On What Masks Can’t Do Regarding SARS-CoV-2

https://www.strategic-culture.org/news/2020/05/29/german-official-leaks-report-denouncing-corona-as-global-false-alarm/

https://summit.news/2020/06/03/nurses-who-accused-stay-at-home-protesters-of-killing-granny-applaud-thousands-of-left-wing-demonstrators-in-new-york/

After telling GOP to downsize convention due to COVID-19, N.C. governor marches in crowded protest

Markets Claw Back Much of Pandemic Losses but Rally May Be Losing Steam


Hour 3

Online influencer Jake Paul charged after Scottsdale looting

https://www.redstate.com/bradslager/2020/05/28/845430/

NYT Removes Fake Anecdote About Medical Intern Dying of Coronavirus

Microsoft lays off journalists to replace them with AI

https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2020/06/04/annnd-heres-another-entry-for-everything-is-stupid-lego-removing-playsets-featuring-first-responders-to-prove-they-care/

Hillary Clinton must testify in email case, judge rules