Daily Show Prep: Monday, Sept. 18

Daily Show Prep: Monday, Sept. 18

Hour 1

US military asks for help to find missing F-35 fighter jet after ‘mishap’ sees pilot eject

Notice the author couldn’t help herself in attacking Trump over this F35 story.

Secret Chinese Lab In California Prompts Action From House GOP Panels

Pictures: Iran Completes Biden’s $6 Billion Hostage Deal

Kennedy Campaign Reiterates Demand for Secret Service Protection After Assassination Attempt

Nolte: Kristen Welker Launches ‘Meet the Press’ Reign Spreading Abortion Lies


Hour 2

Last 3 defendants in Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer kidnapping plot found not guilty

Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson Wants to Open City-Owned Grocery Stores

White House: We Have Higher Oil, Gas Prices Partially Because ‘Bidenomics Works’

NANCY MACE SHUTS DOWN ABC NEWS HACK’S CLAIM THERE IS NO BIDEN IMPEACHMENT EVIDENCE: “TEXT MESSAGES, E-MAILS, WITNESSES…”

GOP Reps Release 22 Examples of Biden’s ‘Influence Peddling’ After Dems Claim There’s No Evidence


Hour 3

DEMOCRAT MAKES OFFICIAL CHANGE TO SENATE DRESS CODE TO ACCOMMODATE JOHN FETTERMAN BEING A FAT SLOB

MCDONALD’S SLAMS NEW ‘DRACONIAN’ CALIFORNIA FAST-FOOD LAWS: “DEVASTATING FINANCIAL BLOW”

Report: Biden admin tried to force TikTok to let U.S. government spy on users and moderate content (like the ChiComms do)

Report: George Soros Is Funding Joe Biden’s ‘TikTok Army’ to Promote Leftist Propaganda

TIKTOK AGE DEMOGRAPHICS

TikTok Likely Suppressed Millions of Youth Voters in 2022

Daily Show Prep: Monday, Sept. 18

Daily Show Prep: Wed, Sept. 13

Hour 1

Mitt Romney Declines to Run for Reelection

Inflation Surges Above Expectations Despite Fed’s Rate Hikes

Oliver Anthony pulled off on the side of the road to cancel a show because the ticket prices were too high

Big Changes Ahead at McDonald’s: Bids Farewell to Chain Staple


Hour 2

LYFT’S NEW FEATURE LETS (ONLY) WOMEN AND NON-BINARY RIDERS REQUEST THEIR DRIVER’S GENDER

‘Alien’ bodies with three-fingered hands, ‘unknown DNA and eggs inside’ are presented by UFO expert at Mexican congress – with the ‘non-humans’ found in Peru said to be 1,000 years old

Sudafed, Benadryl and most decongestants don’t work: FDA advisory panel

Even Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg Can’t Find a Reliable EV Charger

Energy Secretary Granholm’s Electric Roadtrip Runs Into Problems

Lobbyists for CCP-tied EV company funneled cash to Democrats after filing as foreign agents


Hour 3

The White House is sending a letter to news outlets instructing them to “ramp up scrutiny” of Biden impeachment inquiry

The legacy media is turning on Joe Biden. Check out WaPo today.

BOB GOOD: Kevin McCarthy ‘Out of Compliance’ With Conditions for Being Speaker

Conservatives Want McCarthy to Press Charges as Insurrectionists Invade Office

Missouri AG launches investigation into Liberty Safe

Daily Show Prep: Monday, Sept. 18

Daily Show Prep: Tues, Sept. 12

Hour 1

CNN’s Poppy Harlow shuts NM Governor Grisham down with a logical extrapolation

Albuquerque homicide rate actually dropping

New Mexico lawmakers call for Grisham’s impeachment

More lawsuits filed, first hearing delayed in challenge to NM governor’s carry ban

Fact check: Biden falsely claims he was at Ground Zero ‘the next day’ after 9/11

Trump Torches ‘Incompetent’ Biden’s $6 Billion Iranian Hostage Trade

Speaker McCarthy wants an impeachment inquiry into Biden’s alleged influence racket


Hour 2

Cam Girl Candidate Susanna Gibson, AKA ‘HotWifeExperience’ Made Her Homemade Videos Public Forever When She Signed Up for Chaturbate

Alabama school suspends 1st-grader for making finger gun while playing cops and robbers, says outraged parent

Threads blocks searches related to covid and vaccines as cases rise

Whistleblower says CIA rewarded analysts with BIG BUCKS to change COVID origins conclusion


Hour 3

#GoOnOffense

‘HOLY S**T’: Sen. John Kennedy reads directly from banned books and LOL the LOOK on LGBTQ faces (watch)

Aaron Ruper is SHOCKED to hear such filth on the Senate floor, but it’s okay in your kids’ classroom

Local Media Slam Library ‘Book Bans’ While Omitting The Explicit Content Being Pushed On Minors

The South Bend Tribune refused to run a rebuttal to their defense of pornography being available to children in the library. So, click the link above and read some excerpts yourself.

Daily Show Prep: Monday, Sept. 11

Daily Show Prep: Monday, Sept. 11

Hour 1

BREAKING: Mayor of Burbank gets spanking from drag queen in front of children at campaign event


Hour 2

Quebec man arrested for starting multiple wildfires

Man Accused in Whitmer Kidnap Plot Voted for Whitmer

Neighbor states reap tax money as Indiana resists legalizing marijuana

Cannabis industry no longer riding high: Job losses, supply imbalances, dwindling profits hit sector


Hour 3

A “CULTURAL AWARENESS AND DIVERSITY” TEACHER RESIGNS AFTER ACCUSED OF WRITING SLUR NEAR STUDENT’S SEATING CHART PHOTO

Leftist Orgs Collaborate, Spend Over $500M to Bribe Local Media

Daily Show Prep: Monday, Sept. 18

Daily Show Prep: Thurs, Aug. 31

Hour 1

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell froze up again during a press conference

UPDATE: School board rules that 12-year-old with Gadsden flag patch does NOT violate school policy ✊


Hour 2

What a headline! Germany dismantles wind farm so it can expand coal mine after shutting down last nuclear plants

Burger King has been hit with a class-action lawsuit claiming it made its Whopper appear larger than it really is

Fan allegedly smuggles gun under her belly fat into White Sox game, accidentally shoots herself and another woman

Climate warriors enraged as Martha Stewart uses piece of iceberg to chill her cocktail 😂

Warnock’s Church Resumes Evictions From Low-Income Apartment Building as It Enriches the Senator

Over 1,600 Scientists and Professionals Sign ‘No Climate Emergency’ Declaration

Maine Hospital Fired Nurses for Refusing COVID Shots—Now It’s Begging Them to Come Back

Oregon Residents Now Regret Decriminalizing Hard Drugs


Hour 3

I tried to warn conservatives about the American Stasi. They ignored me

Casey discusses a possible Trump assassination.