Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, March 12

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Hour 1

meant to the GOP gubernatorial but just up ranting against .

Interview: for Tithe


Hour 2

Here is an update on the white Missouri girl who had her head cracked on the pavement. You won’t believe how woke her school district is.

California study: Attempted-suicide rate among men who had gender surgery was “twice as high” as it was before operation 👀

Hoo boy: Colorado’s top government DNA analyst allegedly “manipulated evidence for years,” possibly affecting more than 600 criminal cases

CVS Makes Future Managers Confess Their Privilege, Promises Not to Promote Merely on Merit

NOT SATIRE: Woke magazine asks “where are all the black people” in TV drama on Japanese history 💀


Hour 3

Transcript from documents probe contradicts Biden’s account of exchange with Hur over son’s death

Special counsel Hur squares off with White House, says Biden ‘willfully retained’ classified memos

Notice how she tries to talk over him once he corrects her that he didn’t exonerate Joe Biden.

Biden special counsel Robert Hur’s resignation from DOJ makes his testimony “even more problematic”

Yes, Hur resigned from the DOJ. This prevents them from controlling his . He is now free to give his testimony as he sees fit.

My favorite part of this Special Counsel transcript showing Biden’s senility is when the president basically said “my Corvette goes BRRRR” 😂

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, March 12

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WATCH: JOE BIDEN MESSES UP LAKEN RILEY’S NAME, BUT THE REAL CRIME FOR DEMS IS CALLING THE ILLEGAL WHO KILLED HER AN “ILLEGAL”

At least 5 killed after airdropped aid falls on them in Gaza

The Right’s Big Night

Biden’s SOTU: A Big F You

Third Party Candidates Widening Trump’s Lead Over Biden


Hour 2

After a thousand years, population decline has ended Japan’s “naked man” festival

Gold Star mom surprises CNN anchor after revealing Biden hasn’t reached out to her family

DOUBLE UP ‘Make up your mind,’ Walmart self-checkout user says after being forced to show both ID at kiosk and receipt at exit

Whale that vanished from Atlantic over 200 years ago spotted off Massachusetts: ‘Shouldn’t exist’

22 Investigates: Why Indiana is quickly emerging as a hotspot for large-scale data centers


Hour 3

explains how turned blue and how similar situation is .

Evansville’s 3D Printed Gun Case Sparks Federal Investigation

Daily Show Prep: Wed, March 6

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Nikki Haley ends presidential campaign with ‘no regrets,’ ceding GOP nomination to Trump

‘TROUNCED’: Donald Trump Rips Nikki Haley After She Refused to Endorse Him

Nikki Haley Spends More than $114M to Only Win VT, D.C.

Dems’ Plan B?: Biden Defeated in Huge Primary Upset by Dark-Horse Jason Palmer

Buttigieg: Biden Didn’t Axe Effective Trump Border Policies, Just Family Separation, ‘Our Economy Is Pulling People’

Biden claims he and the Democrats want to fix the border. I guess he forgot that he terminated the border emergency on his first day in office!

BIDEN ADMINISTRATION ACTIONS THAT HAVE UNDERMINED BORDER SECURITY AND ENCOURAGED ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION

Texas Rep. Tony Gonzales forced into GOP runoff against influencer Brandon Herrera


Hour 2

Indiana law dictates what happens if mayor resigns

Cuomo Subpoenaed for COVID-Era Nursing-Home Deaths

Wisdom

Doritos Fires Trans Ambassador after Disturbing Tweet about 12-Year-Old


Hour 3

VIDEO: Woke Methodist pastor caught drawing swastika on Jewish neighbor’s grocery delivery 😭

He had to publicly note that TOE LICKING is not allowed.

Hacker Forum Post Claims UnitedHealth Paid $22 Million Ransom in Bid to Recover Data

War of the ‘Whistleblowers’: Tony Bobulinski Sues Cassidy Hutchinson for Libel

Renault Award: Plastic Makers Lied About Recycling for Decades

President Joe Biden Announces Cap of All Credit Card Late Fees at $8

Daily Show Prep: Thursday, Dec. 7

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GOP Debate Post-Mortem: Is Nikki Haley’s Candidacy Toast?

Michigan woman arrested for shoplifting at “Shop With A Cop” event while loading stolen goods into car parked next to police cruiser

Pay people to move to Michigan? Whitmer population panel mulls the idea


Hour 2

“This Is No Joke: This Is War”: A Live Radio Broadcast of the Attack on Pearl Harbor

Did you know acne is racist now?

Panera hit with another wrongful death suit over caffeinated lemonade

Newsom Cancels Sacramento Tree Lighting Because Pro-Palestinian Protesters Might Show Up And Get Mostly Peaceful


Hour 3

House Slaps Convicted Jamaal Bowman on Wrist Days After Expelling George Santos Before His Court Date

Kevin McCarthy Announces Early Retirement Exactly Two Months After Saying He Won’t Resign

Matt Gaetz Rubs Salt in the Wound After Kevin McCarthy Announces Departure From Congress

ANTI-WHITE WOMAN ACTIVIST ATTACKS TAYLOR SWIFT FOR NOT SOLVING MIDDLE EAST PEACE, GETS BLASTED WITH ALL-TIME FACT CHECK

Daily Show Prep: Tuesday, Dec. 5

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https://twitter.com/RepStefanik/status/1732089534345601317

Wait Until They Learn About EVs: Gen Z Will Give Up Vaping in ‘Solidarity’ With Congo Over Cobalt Mines

Sheila Jackson Lee Tells Her Supporters to Vote on the Wrong Day

Big fat free-speech update: Appellate court stays prison sentence of Doug Mackey, the man convicted for 2016 Hillary meme


Hour 2

The emerging details about the home that exploded in Arlington are WILD, even though police are staying silent

China Refuses to Take Back Military-Age Foreign Invaders

DOJ Indicts Illegal Alien Running Unlicensed Biolab in California


Hour 3

: Chaffee

An Army of Illegal Immigrants? Senate Dems Want One

Liz Cheney Says She’s Weighing Third-Party Presidential Run

School Forced Girl to Sleep w/ Boy Who ‘Identifies’ as ‘Trans’